ian b
01.08.21 | oh man, do i have a goldmine for you to check. just look up "midwestern emo bands" on google and you'll find everything you're looking for |
Koris
01.08.21 | Pianos Become the Teeth
The Hold Steady
Foo Fighters
Poopfist
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Mike Posner
Spermswamp
Dogs Die in Hot Cars
Hoobastank
Fuck, the Retarded Girl
There's way too many to count, honestly |
ian b
01.08.21 | "mike posner" man thats actually the dude's name lmfaooooo why u gotta do him like that sksksks
also you cant forget the emo power couple of Dad Thighs and Mom Jeans. |
ArsMoriendi
01.08.21 | Apparently, Lynyrd Skynyrd named themselves after one of the members' gym teachers Leonard Skinner |
SIIMBOLIC
01.08.21 | I used to think skynyrd was pronounced
Lie-ned Sky-ned
yikes!!!!!!! |
Minushuman24
01.08.21 | I kinda like The Hold Steady and The Smashing Pumpkins |
Minushuman24
01.08.21 | Free Cake for Every Creature is one that I hate so much that I refuse to call them by that |
ArsMoriendi
01.08.21 | I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook |
lz41
01.08.21 | I stand by The Band being a stupid name |
Emim
01.08.21 | We Butter the Bread With Butter |
EoinCofa
01.08.21 | Many Rooms
Def Leppard
Minus the Bear (the story behind the name is funny but it’s still a lame band name) |
naughtcturnal
01.08.21 | Poopfist is actually good band name |
LastRites442
01.08.21 | Breaking Benjamin is one that always just sounded terribly stupid to me. |
madrigal30
01.08.21 | nominating my own (Wasted Space) for unoriginality and blandness |
Minushuman24
01.08.21 | I will nominate mine as well, ocean bruise. It was a good idea at the time, and it isn't anymore but it is what it is |
rockarollacola
01.08.21 | Fuck. I was actually planning on doing this list very soon. Guess I'll have to wait a few months. |
bloaf38
01.08.21 | @rockarollacola I don’t care if you make one.....go ahead! |
hel9000
01.08.21 | Giraffes? Giraffes!
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Dananananaykroyd |
ReturnToRock
01.08.21 | Anal Cunt
Prefab Sprout
Cinderella (seriously, WHAT were they thinking?)
My Friends and I Can't Find A Name (Portuguese punk band, later shortened it to My Friends and I)
From the wonderful world of Bandcamp:
No Nipples (Spanish pop-punk band)
Nude Beach
The Wompydompies
Baby Hairs
Hairforce None
Hott Shit
Indonesian Junk
Lovely Grandmas
Maxx Warrior
Mayonesa
Motherfuckin' Motherfucks
Neon Bone
Nashville Pussy
Pussy Tyrant
Pussy Cutter
The Prettybads
Strawberry Fist Cake
The Almighty Inbredz
The Crappys
The Titty Twister
The Poserkillerz (sorry to whichever Sputbro is a member of that group, but that is a BAD name)
|
Demon of the Fall
01.08.21 | ‘Dogs Die In Hot Cars’ - nah this is just a really great message masquerading as a viable band name. Sacrifices were made, they put canine kind before themselves. Bravo. |
Demon of the Fall
01.08.21 | Off the top of my head...
Death Cab For Cutie
The The
!!!
Cigarettes After Sex
Cutting Pink With Knives
Why? |
madrigal30
01.08.21 | i love The The, almost as good as The Band. |
aidanbouw2005
01.13.21 | Weezer |
gschwen
01.13.21 | Slice the Cake is pretty dumb |
advancedwarfighter
01.13.21 | there's band called The Music and I know it just because of its dumb name |
BenThatsMyJamin
01.13.21 | 'The The' is the most frustrating band to explain to someone who hasn't heard of them
Band were just deliberately trolling their fans with that one |
BenThatsMyJamin
01.13.21 | Also numerous post-rock band names e.g.
This will destroy you
The world is a beautiful place and I am no longer afraid to die
Godspeed you! Black emperor
Etc. |
BenThatsMyJamin
01.13.21 | Also Haley Heynderickx gets a shout out for having a real life name that reads like a terrible stage name |
Deathconscious
01.13.21 | Bohren & der Club of Gore
King Tears Bat Trip
Fuck...I'm Dead!
Gets Worse
I like these but im sure some hate them:
Master Musicians of Bukkake
Slutvomit
Fuck Buttons |
