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| Baroness = Paper Mario
After having sex with my hot girlfriends last week (with massive boobs), I realised that the Paper Mario series and the Baroness discography have many things in common. Both consist of five main entries, I'll write a short paragraph to summarise their similarities. I lost my job last week by the way, not kidding lmao. Here's my mind-bending proof of the quantum entanglement between Baroness and Nintendo. | | 1 |  | baroness
Red Album
(Red - PM)
The first entry is nothing new actually, but it's still a fresh take on an existing genre. High quality, very enjoyable, has its unique charm. | | 2 |  | baroness
Blue Record
(Blue - TTYD)
The previous entry was enjoyable but had its shortcomings. This new one has been vastly expanded upon, has a stronger personality and stands on its own legs. Most fans acknowledge this as the masterpiece. | | 3 |  | Baroness
Yellow and Green
(Y&G - SPM)
Errrrrr taking a different turn this time around, aren't we? Well, it has many twists and turns, something that the previous ones were sorely lacking, but I can definitely understand why many fans see this as the beginning of the downfall. Some parts are top notch though. | | 4 |  | Baroness
Purple
(Purple - SS)
Ok, what?? This is considerably less complex than anything done before, but I guess it's okay, or at least it would be if it weren't for THAT ONE THING that ruins the whole experience! | | 5 |  | Baroness
Gold and Grey
(G&G - CS)
OK WHAT THE FUCK NOW! THAT ONE THING came back and it's WORSE THAN EVER, what were they thinking?! How am I even supposed to enjoy this??? I mean, I'm sure there's a good product somewhere, but it's buried under a pile of nonsense! UGH I THINK I COULD URRGH | | 6 |  | Baroness
Stone
(Stone - TOK)
Pheeew ok, that crap is gone. So... What to we have here? Oh wow, not bad actually! Pretty unexpected, many new elements, but it works somehow, I can definitely see myself enjoying this! | |
CugnoBrasso
06.28.20 | I hope the origami king doesn't have a card-based battle system because that would mean that the next Baroness record will be mixed decently. | Joeman82
06.28.20 | Havenโt heard these guys I just came in to say TTYD is goated | CugnoBrasso
06.28.20 | Then you should listen to Blue Record | bloc
06.28.20 | For the next one do the Mario & Luigi Saga series | CugnoBrasso
06.28.20 | I'm not familiar with most video game franchises, especially the more recent ones. | Space Jester
06.28.20 | Ok but how big are her boobs exactly | Madbutcher3
06.28.20 | paper mario 64 is better than ttyd after the first playthrough of each | evilford
06.28.20 | Rank your girlfriends next | bloc
06.28.20 | *no entries found* | CugnoBrasso
06.29.20 | @Space Jester: very big.
@Madbutcher: listen to the Red Album then
@bloc: be careful what you say, or you might be forced to read the whole story of how I lost my virginity๐
๐๐ | Dewinged
06.29.20 | Feature this also, rank your girlfriends next [2]
| aydross121
06.29.20 | This is so high IQ I don't even understand a thing | DopeFiend
06.29.20 | ok but where are the EPs | Deathconscious
06.29.20 | The first two Paper Mario games are top tier. Everyone who likes those should also play Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga (didnt get the attention it deserved) and Super Mario RPG. | CugnoBrasso
06.29.20 | Super Mario RPG is First/Second. I heard good things about Superstar Saga, I might try it out one day. | aydross121
06.29.20 | SS saga is great. Would recommend Mario & Luigi Partners in Time for a revamped version of ss in the DS | Deathconscious
06.29.20 | I started Partners In Time but i need to get back to it. | sexilexi
06.29.20 | feature [2] | CugnoBrasso
06.29.20 | Yeah, quality stuff right here, an excellent addition to my list collection. | CugnoBrasso
08.20.20 | Spoiler: the new Baroness record won't be as good as the first two ones but at least the production will be decent. | SteakByrnes
08.20.20 | I'm honestly liking Origami King. Sure, it doesn't touch the original or TTYD, but it's a lot more fun than everything else that came after TTYD | CugnoBrasso
08.20.20 | Well Sticker Star was a dumpster fire, you can't do any worse than that.
I also kind of liked TOK, but the trailers gave everything away, I don't think there's a single area in that game that hasn't been shown in a presentation. | CugnoBrasso
09.15.23 | Seems like my prediction was correct. | pizzamachine
09.15.23 | Ur mom was correct too | chemicalmarriage
09.15.23 | I wasn't going to read this let alone take it seriously until I saw you had sex with a hottie and she has boobies | CugnoBrasso
09.15.23 | I know my audience | CugnoBrasso
09.16.23 | Updated, I can't believe that the quantum entanglement is still going on, this is incredible, I think I'm onto something! |
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