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| Polyphia Ranked (but not in a Deftones way)
Who the hottest most attractive man from the Polyphia gang gang I got your answer my son here you go | | 1 |  | Polyphia
Renaissance
Clay Gober
My man on the bass is a fiend, both in looks and in talent. How many people have you seen be able to rock the long hair mustache look in today's world? Clay really out here slayin my g, and he wears crop tops sometimes like we livin in the 80s again. Mad props to the basslord. | | 2 | | Polyphia
Renaissance
Clay Aeschliman
Big beefcake himself, newest addition drummer boi after Renaissance dropped. First of all, he doesn't adhere to the usual Polyphia look, so that already gives him points, but goddamn this man looks like a greek god. He is buff af, got the cleanest lookin beard/long hair combo in the game, and his fashion is on point. I'd let him hold me at night. | | 3 | | Polyphia
Renaissance
Tim Henson
Y'all thought he was gonna be #1 don't lie. Yea this dude kawaii af and looks like an anime girl, but he's like that window shopper hot you feel me? Great eye candy but you'll get more bang for your buck with either of the Clay options. | | 4 | | Polyphia
Renaissance
Scott LePage
The one, the only, the nose man. Scott is def handsome, but he's got a lot of competition in this band. He's got that nerd turned attractive look to him, and may I say he is a fine looking man. If you like noses then he's the optimal choice | | 5 |  | Brandon Burkhalter
Flourish
Brandon Burkhalter
Since he's no longer in the band, I'll just give him an honorary shout out. He's a cutie for sure, check his EP so he'll make more music | |
SteakByrnes
07.23.19 | Gang gang | clavier
07.23.19 | clearly it is the refined person who thinks that drummer clay is the hottest in the band. it takes a trained eye to appreciate the juxtaposition of traditional metal aesthetics with polyphia's electronics-forward, haterz-gonna-hate image. viewed in context, clay's luscious hair and beard, manly visage, and tattoos elevate him beyond the standard look which he draws from β he is the next evolution of the metal man. | SteakByrnes
07.23.19 | Drummer Clay certainly has that metal flare with the underlying elements of the the other three guys. I can see an argument for either Clay taking the number 1 spot, but I gotta go with my guy | JustJoe.
07.23.19 | Steak is the cutest guy in the band. | Archelirion
07.23.19 | Sweet title man ;] | SteakByrnes
07.24.19 | hehe ;]
@Joe no u | JustJoe.
07.24.19 | βΊοΈ | Butkuiss
07.24.19 | What sorta band has two fellas named clay ffs | SitarHero
07.24.19 | This is gayer than that metal is gay list. But seriously, there are two dudes named clay in this band? Focking millennials...
| SteakByrnes
07.24.19 | This is more straight than half this website | BlushfulHippocrene
07.24.19 | Gober w/ moustache is definitely number one. Remove that, though, and Aeschliman eaaaaasy -- a hunk if ever there was one, a man of Zorbian proportions. | SteakByrnes
07.24.19 | Excellent point, a lot of the power Gober holds in first is thanks to the rocking of the stache. Agreed on your statement completely | DamnVanne
07.24.19 | If I were to rank all things concerning this band that make them insufferable, this list would be #3 | SitarHero
07.24.19 | Where would those oversize tshirts rank? | SteakByrnes
07.24.19 | @Damn I'm honored | CygnusX1
07.24.19 | I thought this was going to rank their discog. Gober for sure tho... mustache killin it | Dedes
07.24.19 | Window shopping? I'm not so sure. Kawaii is the gift that keeps on giving, and for that reason alone my pick is Tim. Expected but reasonable. | SteakByrnes
07.25.19 | Dedes gettin that quick check |
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