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| If Green Day's trilogy were one good album
Watched artv's video doing exactly this and it's kinda garbage lmao. I like Green Day's trilogy way more than I should (definitely partly because of nostalgia and partly because I have bad taste).So yeah, here's what the trilogy should've been. | 1 | | Green Day iTRE!
Track 1: 99 Revolutions
This perfect opener packs a lot of energy, vaguely references something political and is just a ton of fun; your typical Green Day song. Fuck knows why this was near the end of Tre. | 2 | | Green Day ¡UNO!
Track 2: Rusty James
Naturally, the second song on any album should be less good than the opener. Rusty James is catchy, fun, and somewhat forgettable. | 3 | | Green Day iDOS!
Track 3: Stray Heart
Stray Heart keeps the fun and would probably have been the lead single. Simply a very cool track, even the bass is audible! | 4 | | Green Day iTRE!
Track 4: Brutal Love
Since we're 4 tracks in, it's time to shift to something a bit more... sentimental. This one features some violins, definitely sentimental. Cool, that's the change of pace done. | 5 | | Green Day ¡UNO!
Track 5: Loss of Control
You thought this album was getting soft now? Nah, track 5 is super rowdy and edgy! The lyrics are sure as hell about rebelling against something! Fuck! I never liked you anyway! Stupid motherfucker! | 6 | | Green Day iDOS!
Track 6: See You Tonight
Halfway through the record, time for a pointless interlude. It's kind of nice, I guess. | 7 | | Green Day iTRE!
Track 7: Dirty Rotten Bastards
Oh yes! A long song? Full of seemingly randomly changes? You bet! This song is solely part of the album to show that Green Day can, in fact, still make long songs. It's kind of cool, though mostly since it follows a one-mintue one-dimensional interlude. | 8 | | Green Day iTRE!
Track 8: 8th Avenue Serenade
Yeah, this is where the filler starts. This song has some nice melodies. It's mainly nice because it's barely two and a half minutes, though. | 9 | | Green Day ¡UNO!
Track 9: Nuclear Family
Another relatively cool song that doesn't do much. Who cares about these sections on any album anyway? | 10 | | Green Day iTRE!
Track 10: Walk Away
Ah, sweet, the penultimate track. Of course it's sentimental... but, plot twist, it's got a nice kick to it as well! Time to wake up after the filler section, since it seems like shit's actually going to get interesting again for a little bit. | 11 | | Green Day iTRE!
Track 11: X-Kid
Yeah, fuck it, this song is actually gorgeous and would make a perfect closer. Thanks. | |
JesperL
07.23.19 | despite my sarcastic descriptions i do actually really like all these songs n think this would flow well | mrdogthrow
07.23.19 | finally a good fucking list | JS19
07.23.19 | It's still terrible | PunchforPunch
07.23.19 | list is feature-worthy | Sowing
07.23.19 | I love Green Day and hated all three of these releases. Still, it's been years since I've jammed any of these songs, so I'll give this playlist a go. | neekafat
07.23.19 | I always thought X-Kid would be an excellent closer
Still like most of the tracks on these albums but I need to give them another listen | StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | If Green Day had more than two good albums. :P | PunchforPunch
07.23.19 | You owe me a treat, Jesper. | JesperL
07.23.19 | thanks for the feature haha, treats 4 every1
there's a bunch of really nice ideas buried in the trilogy (mostly tre tbh), sadly most of them are slaughtered by repetitive structures or horrendous lyricism | Doibhin69
07.23.19 | green day hasn't had a good album since 2004 | Drifter
07.24.19 | Rusty James is amazing thiguh | onionbubs
07.24.19 | had one of these when i religiously listened to them years back good times think it went like this
1. nuclear family
2. missing you
3. stay the night
4. let yourself go
5. stray heart
6. lazy bones
7. 99 revolutions
8. dirty rotten bastards
9. rusty yames
10. x kid | onionbubs
07.24.19 | gotta say its hard sifting through em to find good songs tho | deathofasalesman
07.24.19 | LMAO I think everyone who bothered to sit through these albums did this | Valzentia
07.24.19 | 11 is fucking beautiful | TVC15
07.24.19 | I’d have either X Kid or Oh Love as the closer (yes I’m one of those sick fucks that enjoys Oh Love) | insomniac15
07.24.19 | 1. Nuclear Family
2. Stay the Night
3. Let Yourself Go
4. Loss of Control
5. Rusty James
6. Stop When the Red Lights Flash
7. Lazy Bones
8. Stray Heart
9. Ashley
10. Missing You
11. X-Kid
12. Sex, Drugs & Violence
13. Amanda
14. Walk Away
Maybe 99 Revolutions, 8th Avenue Serenade, Sweet 16, Fuck Time, Carpe Diem and Fell For You could've been released on a deluxe edition or some B-sides EP. | claygurnz
07.24.19 | Lazy Bones has to on every list | Hendoi
07.26.19 | 1. Oh Love
2. F*** Time
3. Kill the DJ
4. Drama Queen
5. Troublemaker
6. Sex, Drugs & Violence
7. Nightlife
8. Angel Blue
9. F*** Time (Reprise)
10. The Forgotten | JesperL
07.26.19 | those are the worst songs on the trilogy, agreed | childatheart
02.07.20 | No Carpe Diem? Best song on the trilogy IMO. | Tundra
10.08.20 | Where is Oh Love people trash on that song I have no idea why | AsleepInTheBack
10.08.20 | ima try out your version - always thought that cutting all the fat from these would have made for a great record. | Tundra
10.08.20 | Pretty sure Green days label etc wanted the trilogy to 3 EPs put into 1 LP (see Denzel curry - TA13OO with reference to format), but Billie was like "Fuck it! All these songs are rad dude, let's make 3 albums man!" Yeah that's how it went down | JesperL
10.08.20 | hope you like it asleep!
yeah sounds about right tundra. oh love is just a bit ridiculous, that 'heart on a noose' lyric never fails to make me laugh haha | AsleepInTheBack
10.08.20 | ngl, i got halfway through and then stopped. forgot how much i hate some of the trilogy songs... | ReturnToRock
10.08.20 | Nuclear Family
Let Yourself Go
Loss of Control
Ashley
Baby Eyes
Amy
Brutal Love
X-Kid
99 Revolutions |
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