Death metal albums rated as BFF's
We all have our favourite death metal albums, but how do they fare as friends?
note: theese are not reviews of the albums nor the fans of them :) |
| 1 |  | Possessed
Seven Churches
This is that guy who was really cool and edgy in high school, but people later on realized that basing your personality around that is questionable. But in reality, not that bad a dude
6/10 |
| 2 |  | Cynic
Focus
Just as you start spending more time with them, and really get to know them, they disappear for years, only to come back like 2 minutes have passed.
4/10 |
| 3 |  | Opeth
Blackwater Park
Truly a nice person, but they always randomly start bursting into tears and rambling pure black metal nonsense.
7/10 |
| 4 |  | Strapping Young Lad
City
Your discussions about government surveillance will be long and hard-fought. But deep inside, you know from the start, that it is a futile effort.
7/10 |
| 5 |  | Atheist
Unquestionable Presence
Once a day, at any time, they will start complaining about how ''popular music is poisoning the mind'' and that ''anybody who listens to it should clean their palette with real music made by real musicians''.
6/10 |
| 6 |  | Death
Symbolic
They're fun, cool, and wont annoy you one bit. Furthermore, then they've got great agreeable tastes in culture. What more could you want in a friend!
9/10 |
| 7 |  | Demilich
Nespithe
It's all fun and games until they suddenly enter sicko mode, then there's no predicting what will happen. But it will at least make a great story!
5/10 |
| 8 |  | Suffocation
Pierced from Within
Might ''accidentally'' murder you family, leading to a case, that eventually gets shut down due to lacking evidence. But you know they're coming for you. One day.
1/10 |
| 9 |  | Slayer
Reign in Blood
Interesting person with interesting life choices, but there are too many beers involved for it to be an enjoyable experience in the long run, especially for your wallet.
6/10 |
| 10 |  | Fear Factory
Demanufacture
If you dont keep an eye on them when they're around your house, then you'll find your pet turned into a cyborg in the morning.
3/10 |
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