Relinquished
05.01.19 | get yourself someone simple |
Chambered79
05.01.19 | Is this copypasta? |
Chambered79
05.01.19 | Also 15 is gonna make my top 20 decade list |
Relinquished
05.01.19 | nah dude it's literally happening |
pjquinones747
05.01.19 | What the flippin fuck is your life mate |
heck
05.01.19 | did they meet when he got an urgent email from her requesting his help in transferring a large amount of money out of Iran |
Papa Universe
05.01.19 | ...but is your brother rich? |
Snake.
05.01.19 | lmao just tell yr bro’s gf to disable find a friend it’s that easy |
Relinquished
05.01.19 | they haven't met up yet, that's happening in August. lil retard wants to pull a bruce willis in his harold & kumar 2 movie to stop the wedding cuz his isla fischer doesn't want it to happen but he's gonna end up like looking at his brains cuz the dude has money and lil bro just has a degree, a mustang, and shares my assets. stupid Romeo and persian Juliet in the modern era it seems. |
Papa Universe
05.01.19 | aight, he screwed |
Relinquished
05.01.19 | it's pretty damn fucked up lol. not like I was a fan of her repressive family anyway, but that wasn't my business til now. |
JohnnyoftheWell
05.01.19 | This is totally crazy, hope your bro is quick on the draw
List is dynamite, you and your wife have it good |
Chambered79
05.01.19 | Tell your bro there is no pussy worth this shit |
rabidfish
05.01.19 | lmao dude, that's fucked up. I say just nuke the whole fucking thing.
Florida, that is.
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Relinquished
05.01.19 | a wait n see game for now boys
I’ll keep you posted til august |
SitarHero
05.01.19 | Write a letter to Donny Trump. He'll be more than happy to keep those Iranian hotties in the country while keeping the rest of her family out. |
Relinquished
05.02.19 | I got my chips ready in regards to whatever orange blimp will do with their oil trade |
ShitsofRain
05.07.19 | a girl warned me about that early enough and I still thank her for that. others as well who didnt want to hurt me. |
anarchistfish
05.07.19 | is she hot tho |
anarchistfish
05.07.19 | persians are quite hot |
Relinquished
05.07.19 | let's just say if I didn't have this 10y/o ring on my thick finger, I'd already would tenfold |
ShitsofRain
05.07.19 | indeed |
Relinquished
05.07.19 | sup baby lmao
i know she's gonna read this later |
anarchistfish
05.07.19 | well definitely don't go to Iran...or Italy |
Relinquished
05.07.19 | oh yea dude I'm glad I've been to Italy plenty of times many years ago. it's all up to this lovestruck idiot. if he goes, I'd have to go and watch him. |
anarchistfish
05.07.19 | i mean were they planning on leaving the states or what? |
Hawks
05.07.19 | Damn bro. |
Relinquished
05.07.19 | the chick's practically considered Wolfe family after all of these years, so there's some strong sense of duty that's following this from us considering all that she's done for/with us, but it's mainly her battle as far as we know for now.
I'm thinking the same Darius, the fuck can I do besides act bureaucratically lol it's wait-and-see. |
Relinquished
05.07.19 | all I'm getting out of this is an amazing cocktail story to tell the company and future guests later |
Tyler.
05.07.19 | let me at em |
ShitsofRain
05.07.19 | the art of storytelling :heart: |
Relinquished
05.07.19 | marriage: or how I attempt to rescue an idiot causing an international royal scuffle
I can see it now. spittakes abound and one-sided relief from the ordeal. |
SitarHero
05.08.19 | Did you change the title of this list? Cos when I read "Brother Might Die By Persians" I imagine him being smothered by a bunch of fluffy cats and that really doesn't sound so bad. |
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE
05.08.19 | what the fuck lmao |
ShitsofRain
05.08.19 | i wish i had found someone to connect with over 50 Cent and Nujabes. |
Relinquished
05.08.19 | 50 for our early grimey clubbing days and Nujabes for when we got out of the club to catch Adult Swim at 4 in the morning. |
Relinquished
05.08.19 | why do you think they're pushing her out lol they're not loaded like that. |
Relinquished
05.08.19 | that may be brazy enough to work |
Relinquished
05.08.19 | he's counting his connects and asking for mine so at most he'll be close enough but he'll get shaken off from the rendezvous trail I imagine. |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.19.19 | Dw if you'd rather not spill, but how did this develop? Just remembered it and am curious |
Slex
06.19.19 | How the actual shit did I miss this
Thoughts n prayers |
Relinquished
06.19.19 | pendulum with scythe swung his way pretty much that's how it developed |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.19.19 | Shit, hope all is okay |
Relinquished
08.28.19 | boys and girls we've reach the conclusion |
whalebone
08.28.19 | what happened? |
JeetJeet
08.28.19 | Damn dude. Hope things are ok and nobody ended up hurt |
Slex
08.28.19 | What happened |
Relinquished
08.28.19 | stay strapped
siberian persians reached out to my brother to let go of any further ideas about anything further with this woman. but she admitted to getting in conversations with the other man. that wasn't enough for my stubborn brother to cut it off.
he's now arrested in france trying to talk to the parents of the guy to call it off and I gotta fly out there this weekend to see where we go from here. |
Relinquished
08.28.19 | anyone else have these problems recently |
Hawks
08.28.19 | Fuck bro this is some heavy shit. |
Beardog
08.28.19 | this is insane, but why did he get arrested? |
Slex
08.28.19 | How does this legitimately happen lol |
adr
08.28.19 | why did he get arrested [2] and why he ended up in France lol
shit's fucked |
Archelirion
08.28.19 | fuck me, the life of a wolfe really is operating on a different plane
'siberian persians' - dude this sounds like something from His Dark Materials or some shit |
Relinquished
08.28.19 | guys don't be surprised if I never post again |
Hawks
08.28.19 | Wolfe wtf bro???? :[[[[[ |
unclereich
08.28.19 | So my older bros best friend got married to this gorgeous african girl. She had told this guy before hand she was in exile from her homeland due to some political b.s. year of marriage goes by she gets a ton of death threats but no worries shes a US citizen and married to a big body building police officer...last year she goes missing and hasn’t been heard from since. A similar story happened to my friend’s sister same situation was in trouble in africa came here and was assassinated |
unclereich
08.28.19 | Im sorry you have to endure this my dude stay strong you and your bro are in my prayers |
ramon.
08.28.19 | I do a lot of video work for travel companies, hmu if you want a videographer to document everything |
Relinquished
08.28.19 | fuckin hell reich but thank you. I've heard similar stories thru the years and I've been unsettled as fuck about the whole ordeal since things materialized little by little with more details.
he got arrested cuz he found out where the guy's grandparents are, the ones who arranged it long ago with her parents. but goddamn... you can't hide anywhere. they had tabs on his info before he was able to arrange a simple meeting. they pulled an A$ap Rocky on my bro, so we gotta see what's gonna follow. all I know is that it's not the end. my idiot is planning like a psychopath and I have to keep eyes, while I have my own shit to take care of (which includes him).
fyi ramon thanks you dick lol but I've had videography/photography lancing work before |
mindleviticus
08.28.19 | uh what the fuck
stay strong guy |
Thalassic
08.28.19 | Oh shit hope it's gonna turn out ok in the end
My ex girlfriend's Moroccan and generally Moroccan parents (and brothers and cousins) don't take it too lightly either when you're a non-Muslim guy getting it on with any of their female offspring - but thankfully I didn't experience any of this shit and she didn't have any tough brothers or cousins nearby.
When it comes to this kind of family matters Turks, Kurds, Albanians or Chechens are usually way more persistent over here tho. They'll look for you everywhere. |
unclereich
08.28.19 | non-Muslim guy getting it on with any of their female offspring
This. I’ve experienced this far too many times, its so strange being from North America like most of us itt, though outside of our little continent shit is so ass backwards |
Beardog
08.28.19 | Yeah, it's weird how in this day and age most of those cultures still do the craziest shit because of some family-traditions and stuff. Insane, hope it turns out okay, and man Reich, that's a rough story |
MotokoKusanagi
08.28.19 | looking forward to next episode |
Thalassic
08.28.19 | It happens all the time. There's a family of Turkish brothers over here, I'm cool with them but they're crazy as hell. They're originally from the Black Sea region and all of them have this Trabzonspor flag imprinted on the rear window of their BMW. So anyway, one of their nieces was dating this other Turkish guy they didn't like (family bullshit going back a few generations). So one day they start looking for this dude, see him walking down the side of the road, block his path, drag him into some alley and start beating the living shit out of him. They demand the guy to call his mother and when the phone starts ringing they take over and tell his mother "we're going to kill your son, do you have any last words for him?"
Eventually they didn't end up killing him, but that's fucked enough |
Beardog
08.28.19 | That ain't right ugh |
Sinternet
08.28.19 | damn bruh he dead |
Relinquished
08.28.19 | nah don't hex, we still here |
Beardog
08.29.19 | Good, don't die as well! |
Relinquished
08.29.19 | unlikely |
