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| Lars Von Trier ranked...I guess
I don't know if I like Lars or not, but he is certainly one of the most interesting directors since his films stick with me more than most. I go back and forth between thinking "fuck that guy" and "wow that was powerful." Either way, I just saw The House That Jack Built and I realized that he warrants a list. | 8 | | Converge Jane Doe
The Idiots - I still have to see this. | 7 | | Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nymphomaniac - Fuck you, Lars. Ok fine, part 1 had some moments that were very interesting and I was captivated for a brief amount of time but to me this was just an exercise in excess. Part 1 got repetitive to me and Part 2 was jut a complete mess of a film. As an added negative, I absolutely hated the ending, and not because it was a downer but because I thought it was just the most outrageously out of character shock value nonsense that I have seen in recent memory. | 6 | | Pearl Jam Ten
Melancholia - I figured this would have been the one that I would have connected to the most for a couple of reasons : 1. I enjoy Kirstin Dunst and 2. it is an analysis of Lars' clinical depression and this is something that I myself struggle with and figured I would be able to relate to it. I do relate to it, but only on a very superficial level. Other than the overarching metaphor and the beautiful cinematography (perhaps his most beautiful) there was nothing really for me to grab onto here. I found myself drifting out of the movie for a large portion of the film. Oh, well. | 5 | | Dragged Into Sunlight Hatred For Mankind
Antichrist - This movie is like watching a beautifully repulsive art piece. That being said, it can also be a bit meandering and the story doesn't go in the most logical direction imo - it's shocking, yes, but I don't know if it progressed in the most natural of way. I also personally disagree with the overall message, but that's more of a personal thing. | 4 | | Gaza I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die
The House That Jack Built - I'm in between with this one. I certainly really enjoyed parts of it, but some of it seemed like Lars was just adding in needlessly long expositions about art, history, and morality in his movie to stroke his own ego rather than serve the story. This is also notoriously brutal (towards children at one point). This is probably Matt Dillon's best performance ever and I have to give this movie props for not being the absolute most depression fucking thing ever like all of Lars' other movies. | 3 | | Brutal Truth Need to Control
Breaking The Waves - I've actually only seen this one once because it is just so goddamn fucking depressing. I mean, you can say that about any Lars film, but this one is just cruel. That being said, this has some of the best performances in any Lars film and it is the most grounded in reality without Lars jerking himself off TOO much. This still feels like Lars has something to say with this one. | 2 | | Pure Reason Revolution The Dark Third
Dogville - This used to be my #1 but the heavyhanded anti-American message shoehorned into the ending has gotten even rougher with age for me. The runtime is also totally unjustified for a film like this, so I basically never revisit it but other than that this is actually a film I enjoy for as much as I can enjoy a Lars film. Nicole Kidman is great, I love the actual ending to the story here, and it is incredibly impressive that the story engrossed me enough to make me forget that there was only actors on a stage with chalk on the ground and cheesy narration. That is admittedly quite the accomplishment. | 1 | | Bjork Post
Dancer In The Dark - The music here is fucking amazing. The acting here rules, and the story is simple and focused. This also boasts some of the best cinematography in a Lars movie imo. This is a tragedy, but the half musical aspect of it makes this one have more of a soul than one would expect. And as a side note, if you don't know the controversial filming of this movie and the war between Bjork and Lars, I recommend you look it up - it's pretty interesting. | |
DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | Fuck you, Lars. I want my happiness back. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | Don't watch The Idiots, it sucks. Anyway, I haven't watched every Von Trier project but I'd be surprised if 5 isn't 1, so, 5 is 1. Oh, also, I noticed Europa isn't here, you should watch it, it's pretty damn good, top 3 Von Trier. | DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | Damn, gotta get on Europa.
Yeah tbh most of these are really close - I get why someone would like Antichrist the best. The majority of these I'm really half and half on. I fucking love a lot about his movies, but they can be so over the top in their cynicism and self indulgence that they all kind of lose me at some point. As I mentioned above though, few other filmmakers have the ability to make me think about their movies weeks after I see them, so credit where credit is due.
Downloading Europa now. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | Yeah, I really like some of his work, and dislike some of it. Curiously, the bottom 3 here are actually my least favorite films by him, even if you haven't watched The Idiots, 7 being the worse. Of the projects he directed that I haven't watched, the one I want to watch the most is Riget. | artiswar
12.18.18 | I can't get behind Dancer over Dogville. Dancer is lovely but ultimately it's just contrived misery porn. Dogville is a pure masterpiece. | DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | @art - They're all misery porn lmfao - Dogville has Nicole Kidman getting raped repeatedly by the town for no reason
@Alex - Oh damn, haven't even heard of Riget | artiswar
12.18.18 | It's not for no reason though, that movie is extremely authentic in its psychology. In Dancer there's multiple times where I just throw the popcorn up and yell 'COME ON'. Some of those scenes I think he just put in to fuck with Bjork and it feels over the top and not in a good way. Although most of his films are very dark and miserable, I don't think I would consider them all 'misery porn'. | ArsMoriendi
12.18.18 | I've only seen 3 of his films but:
Melancholia > Breaking the Waves > Dancer in the Dark
I like all 3 though | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | Riget is a mini-series (like 5 hours long in total), 8 episodes. It looks quite interesting. | DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | @art - Aha, that's fair - tbh I think (most of) it had reason to exist in Dancer as well, but I personally think that all of his films are so insanely over the top with their bleakness that they all at least have moments that qualify as misery porn. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | Melancholia also sucks. | DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | @Ars - I would recommend Dogville and House That Jack Built. But to second what AlexanderMR said, I personally wasn't exactly huge on Melancholia. | artiswar
12.18.18 | I think Lars was getting off on the horrible things he was doing to Bjork, and that pulled me out of it at some parts, like he was rubbing it in way too much. Whereas stuff like Antichrist and Melancholia, those films are so saturated with existential dread that it comes off as way more authentic even if it's still exaggerated. When I'm watching Antichrist, I literally feel like my child just died. It feels genuine and not as exploitive, but that's just me. | AnimalsAsSummit
12.18.18 | used to like Von Trier films as a teen, I can barely stomach most of his work anymore. a lot of it is overblown, shock-oriented garbage with wasted moments of potential brilliance scattered throughout. Melancholia was one of the more watchable things I've seen from him but overall it proved thoroughly unentertaining after a second watch, as interesting as it was thee first time I saw it. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | Dancer in the Dark did feel less substantial for me tbh. I liked it, but I only watched it once like a year ago, so maybe I won't like it now tbh.
About Melancholia, it just felt less subtle than his previous work, everything was obvious, the acting wasn't that great and it was kind of sloppy in general. I think my biggest problem is that the story is so uneventful: Oh the world is going to end 'cause giant blue thing, sad stuff happens, oh shit the world ended. Antichrist did the same thing much better. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | Sometimes I wonder how he manages to make films where he is the great director some people say he is and films where he acts like the pretentious moron other people think he is. | DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | "Sometimes I wonder how he manages to make films where he is the great director some people say he is and films where he acts like the pretentious moron other people think he is." Hard [2] | artiswar
12.18.18 | I do think Lars indulges way too much in some of his films, but I thought Melancholia was a very clean meditation on mortality and it was good for what it was. Antichrist is all about grief and self-loathing, it really has nothing to do with life and death beyond the opening scene so they're nothing alike imo. I'll always respect Lars for being one of the key figures of the Dogme 95 movement which was really interesting and innovative, and responsible for Julien Donkey Boy, one of my favourite films of all time. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | Antichrist and Melancholia are both about depression, just from different angles, like you mention, and apparently he's only good with one. At least Melancholia wasn't the fucking mess that Nymphomaniac is. | artiswar
12.18.18 | I didn't watch Nympho cause I saw that trainwreck coming from a mile away there. Honestly he's a bit of a creep the way he fixates on these specific female actresses in such a dark way. Sometimes it's justified when it works, but when it doesn't it's just fucking cringe. | DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | Yeah I really fucking hate Nymphomaniac lol
"Honestly he's a bit of a creep the way he fixates on these specific female actresses in such a dark way. Sometimes it's justified when it works, but when it doesn't it's just fucking cringe." Also [2]
And yeah, like I said I totally get why people love Antichrist as a lot of it felt genuine, but to me some of it was just a lot of meandering and I didn't buy into the level of betrayal at the end, nor the whole "nature is Satan's church" thing but I dunno. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | I think the problem with Von Trier is that sometimes he makes a film with an idea of the stuff he wants to say but without a good story. The three Von Trier bad films I remember the most (because I watched them not so long ago) are Melancholia, Nymphomaniac, and The Idiots; Melancholia is just "the world is gonna end but eh, who cares? Have some sad stuff and wait until we die 'cause we're going to do nothing", The Idiots is a bunch of people pretending to be retarded (I'm serious) and then it ends with what just looks like Von Trier saying "pls dont bwe retawwed its vewwwwwie bwad UwU", and Nymphomaniac is Charlotte Gainsbourg talking about her shitty life and then it fucking ends. His good films have characters actually doing something. | J() Alexander
12.18.18 | His "Depression Trilogy" should be called "Charlotte Gainsbourg Has a Lot of Bad Days Trilogy" or something like that. But the former is shorter I guess. | artiswar
12.18.18 | @Lucca what I took away from Antichrist was that her character had gone insane well before the beginning of the film, while she was isolated doing her research. The death of the son just tipped her over the edge, she had some kind of crazy self-loathing about her own sexuality and gender which I didn't fully understand but it was creepy AF. It's been a few years since I watched it. | BigPleb
12.18.18 | 1 is 1 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | bigguytoo9
12.18.18 | Breaking The Waves was pretty good. | bigguytoo9
12.18.18 | Only caught the theatrical version of Nympho... I doubt the directors cut will help. | DePlazz
12.18.18 | Lars Von Trier > Lars Ulrich
3 is 1 for me - but yeah, doesn't get more depressing than that
2 & 1 rule as well
I thought 8 was funny | neekafat
12.18.18 | 6 is crazy fucking good but it's all I've seen so I can't be that mad | mifzal
12.18.18 | Lars won't tire | Zig
12.18.18 | The ones I saw:
Breaking The Waves is his best. Amazing film.
Dancer in the Dark is very good and worth watching because of Bjork.
The Idiots is just a wannabe experimental sex-on-the-floor crap.
Melancholia is conceptually and visually interesting, but the narrative is very weak.
Nymphomaniac is total shit. | DarkSideOfLucca
12.18.18 | Lars Von Trier > Lars Ulrich [2] |
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