Papa Universe: ACTUAL most overrated albums, aka Crooked system

Papa Universe 05.15.18	Also I'm back from being banned.
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	banned again? classic 1'ing 4 is a bit rough :/
Frippertronics 05.15.18	because none of these are 1s
AsleepInTheBack 05.15.18	why would you wanna 1 1? cries.
Astral Abortis 05.15.18	I wish i could 1 you
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	1'ing 1 is another strange choice, I mean 1 that and you'd probably have to 1 any album released since 2000 that scored over 3.7 on the site - pretty much THE millennial indie touchstone
Papa Universe 05.15.18	I actually wanted to 1.5 some of these, but the system didn't let me, so now I want a full 1 in retaliation.
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	A man after my own heart!
LeftyMcRighty 05.15.18	I agree with Doof about 4 but to each his own. I have been trying to figure out why the hell people are so enamored with 3 for some time. I think it SUCKS. 1.5 at best
Papa Universe 05.15.18	Observe, bystanders and pickpockets, a once in a lifetime opportunity to see Doofus of the Wainwrights assuming the role of a defendant of albums. How remarkably rare.
Demon of the Fall 05.15.18	1) not heard it (shameful perhaps) 2) again, not heard the album but it's Weezer so that seems possible 3) I can see that, album sucks 4) overrated, definitely. 1 seems harsh though 5) if it's anything like Pink then perhaps that's feasible 6) no way, rules 7) no way, also rules You did ok by my reckoning.
Zeuzo 05.15.18	4 overrated hahahaha
Astral Abortis 05.15.18	5 is the polar opposite of Pink. But Pink also rules
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	Uni that’s really not rare - spent the last two days defending the new Kozelek, the Eleanor Friedberger and the new Beach House I’m equally Sput contrarian in either battle or defensive mode
Astral Abortis 05.15.18	Nah Doof as far as I can tell you're objectively correct about all of those.
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	My ratings for these are: 1. 4/5 2. 2.5/5 3. 2/5 (it’d prob keep a 2/5 with all ratings open tbh) 4. 4.5/5 5. 4.5/5 6. 4/5 7. 3/5 So I’m not feeling these selections too much - so much more 1 worthy stuff out there
Papa Universe 05.15.18	But I can't 1 these, that's the point.
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	You can on RYM, do as I do, catalogue 1 rate to your hearts content there. This site is too full of troll accounts to open all albums to 1-5 ratings, I see why they’ve done it.
Demon of the Fall 05.15.18	I feel like this discussion has been had many times but yes it is annoying you can't 1 whatever your heart desires. I feel like not being able to use the 1.5 rating is a bigger issue for me.
ExecutiveExecuterexe 05.15.18	just how many times have you been banned
FakeOne 05.15.18	Wow, I thought this was a joke at first, until I tried to 1 7, because yeah, it's really annoying How do they determine which albums you can't 1
AsleepInTheBack 05.15.18	is it if it gets to a 4.4 average then you can't rate it 1.5 or 1?
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	I thought it was 4.2 4.4 makes more sense though.
osmark86 05.15.18	5-7 are by no means awful. are you trying to be contrarian or something? how do you not at least appreciate some of the musicianship being put on display in any of those albums even if it's not your particular cup of jam mate?
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	his full username is actually Papa "Curmudgeonly Contrarian" Universe
osmark86 05.15.18	aha, well that settles it
Papa Universe 05.15.18	You can shit out a magnificent vase, won't change the fact it is still shit.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	But fuck do I know, I 5d two albums this year already. Maybe my tastes are just all over the place.
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	Depends on what you 5’d
Papa Universe 05.15.18	Ought and møl. Not your cup of tea, I presume.
osmark86 05.15.18	"You can shit out a magnificent vase, won't change the fact it is still shit" is the vase made out of shit? either way it's an impressive feat
SandwichBubble 05.15.18	So far, I haven't found an album I wanted to 1.0 that I couldn't. Still a dumb thing
Sowing 05.15.18	The goal is to sway the populace and maintain a hive mind. By not allowing you to 1 these albums, Jeremy Ferwarda ensures certain albums and their lyrics are revered and can report to the Illuminati that his conquest on the musical front is complete.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	Well, if you put it that way, it makes sense.
Sowing 05.15.18	;-)
osmark86 05.15.18	I still want a credible explanation of the analogy, I demands it!
Papa Universe 05.15.18	It might be a vase, but at the end of the day it is made of shit. Those albums up there might have a lot of merit, but they are still terrible burning egg-rot.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	Don't over analyse it, I'm saying they're all crap no matter what.
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	‘Ought and mol’ Heard the Ought, not the direction I wanted but it was still good. Mol I know nothing about. I’ve 5’d two 2018 releases but they were made up of archive material so I don’t feel like I’ve awarded a god honest 2018 5 yet - the A.A.L and the Mark Renner.
Aberf 05.15.18	Wow, screw you for having a music taste 😠
Papa Universe 05.15.18	Oh yeah, forgot I was asking you about your Doof-core. And yeah, bloody opinions, dividing the world. We need to be cleansed of them.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	Møl is a tad Deafheaven-esque blackgaze.
bgillesp 05.15.18	6 is a 2, rest are good
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	I don’t mind a bit of ‘Sunbather’ so I’ll check the mol
Papa Universe 05.15.18	For you I'm predicting either 3.0-3.5 for being alright or 1.5 for being derivative.
osmark86 05.15.18	Møl sounds like something I would dig. getting on that. @PU: but if the vase I shat out is made of gold all it needs is a clea...ok I'm done. twas all in jest.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	How do you shit out a golden vase?
SandwichBubble 05.15.18	Japes abound Also kind of glad you can't 1.0 the Plan Uni
DoofusWainwright 05.15.18	You know me too well! Hopefully a 4 out of 5 to surprise us both
Papa Universe 05.15.18	What a treat that would be.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	nay
Papa Universe 05.15.18	DOWNERius, cause you're a downer.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	still a downer
Drifter 05.15.18	Guess this is where I get my AiC-hating genes from. Thanks dad
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	Somewhere in the world, there is Sputnik slash fiction of a creepy sub/dom Uni/Drifter relationship. Well... looks like I'm not eating lunch today. Thanks a lot, brain.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	"He was resented by his father, so he became an internet troll. Little did he know, his father did not stop the abuse on the physical world and moved on the internets as well. The Drifting Universe!"
Drifter 05.15.18	Lol
Papa Universe 05.15.18	10 years is a soon enough time, so yes...
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	Papa, you should get a hold of a Shotacon Manga artist... you could make millions. I want royalties.
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	As a Dinosaur, I'm old, but we all know that the Universe is much, much older than the Dinosaurs.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	close enough, I'm an eternal celestial deity that feeds on poorly-sarcastic internet niemands
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	What is age to the Universe? So vast that we mere mortals cannot even begin to fathom.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	16 billion years if I recall correctly
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	So, yeah. 43.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	I wanna go cry to me mum that y'all are bullying me, but she's quite dead.
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	No bullying from this guy. It's all Darius.
Papa Universe 05.15.18	That's the name of the man who killed my mother!
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	DAMN YOU, HOOTIE
Drifter 05.15.18	Dad is old Dino is less old but still old How old am I? What drifts around the world? Jellyfish? They're old..
Papa Universe 05.15.18	Drifter is to me what that thing you thought about this morning and forgot forever is to eternity itself.
DinosaurJones 05.15.18	What was I about to do? Huh... must not be that important if I can't remember That's pretty much my life.
Drifter 05.15.18	😭
mortifierftw 05.15.18	no one should ever be able to give a 1 to 7
Sharkattack 05.15.18	I hate 2 but I’d still give it a 1.5
Drifter 05.15.18	bad opinion shark bro
Drifter 05.16.18	Also 3
Papa Universe 06.23.18	some new entries
Switchez 06.23.18	Rough
Papa Universe 06.23.18	ruff
DoofusWainwright 06.23.18	Endtroducing can’t be below a 2 that’s...just not right. I’m with Sput this time, slap a sheath on that thing
Papa Universe 06.23.18	you kids get off my lawn with your hips and hops. i ain't gonna tolerate no such new nonsense 'round my house, see
DoofusWainwright 06.23.18	Not even when it’s all samples and no rapping? Damn Amazed you can’t find anything to like in it but it shows there’s always one ☝️
rabidfish 06.23.18	1 is boring, i get ya mate don't @ me
LethalPaintball 06.23.18	oh dear
Papa Universe 06.23.18	thank you, rabid.
Papa Universe 06.23.18	If I change the name to Popular Albums I HATE, will it get more traction?
Switchez 06.23.18	Lol
JustJoe. 07.08.18	At this point, you're just trying to hurt me.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	don't think of yourself so highly, I'm trying to hurt everyone
JustJoe. 07.08.18	It was this moment that I, JustJoe., have been truly humbled. I know what I must do.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	1 all of my 5s?
JustJoe. 07.08.18	Naw, I'm just gonna not do anything at all. I feel compelled to.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	wow. that takes guts
JustJoe. 07.08.18	Besides, that would mean giving a 1.0 rating to "OK Computer" & "Leaves Turn Inside You". I may be upset but I ain't insane.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	I was considering 5ing some of your 1s as to add salt to the wounds, but...
JustJoe. 07.08.18	Where did my ratings go.
Relinquished 07.08.18	they got gg'd
JustJoe. 07.08.18	It's a crocheted system indeed.
macman76 07.08.18	Ahh, but a system I have given you tools to overcome
JustJoe. 07.08.18	I once [accidentally] rated "Leaving Your Body Map" a 1.0 so feel free to throw salt in that direction it's kosher.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	Joe, "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." Evelyn Beatrice Hall
JustJoe. 07.08.18	I'll agree with you on that. bitterness dissipates
Papa Universe 07.08.18	This sounds like an appropriate time to say something like "Vote Republican", but I fear you are 'this' close to 1ing And Also the Trees, so I won't.
JustJoe. 07.08.18	I don't even rate things that I like, I honestly wouldn't rate anything out of spite & I'm not quite sure why all this rhymed.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	You're a poet, and didn't even know it. But not everything has to rhyme. ...but everything does this time.
JustJoe. 07.08.18	orange door hinge
osmark86 07.08.18	+1 if monkey island pirate song reference
JustJoe. 07.08.18	How many points if Marshall Mathers is involved?
BankZZ 07.08.18	It let me 1 #5
osmark86 07.08.18	Does not compute
Papa Universe 07.08.18	oh my god! it let me 1 Boris too! At Last! FINALLY! POWER!
JustJoe. 07.08.18	+1/0
Papa Universe 07.08.18	not gonna lie, I teared up a little. it truly is an awful, awful, awful fucking album
JustJoe. 07.08.18	I haven't heard 2 4 5.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	don't. it's a waste of time
JustJoe. 07.08.18	I'll take your word on that.
Papa Universe 07.08.18	thank you
bgillesp 07.09.18	Didn't I rec 5 to you in that worst/best comp I won?
Papa Universe 07.09.18	I think you did. It was the album, whose score was supposed to be subtracted from the rest of the score, so you won.
Papa Universe 08.23.18	more food for those who think I'm a troll. these albums are awful. no idea what are you all on about.
NorthernSkylark 08.23.18	and i think to myself what a woooooooonderful world
ZombieToyDuck 08.23.18	your 1 on 7 depresses me greatly, congrats!
Papa Universe 08.23.18	nah, it's more of a 1.5 really
ZombieToyDuck 08.23.18	round that up to 2 at least!
Papa Universe 08.23.18	nah. 2 means there's at least something good to it.
ZombieToyDuck 08.23.18	well there's lots good about it... but ya know... whateverrrr you say
Papa Universe 08.23.18	I say 1.5
sixdegrees 08.23.18	round down
ZombieToyDuck 08.23.18	sigh...
Papa Universe 08.23.18	breathes in heavily
Papa Universe 08.23.18	*blows...
Papa Universe 08.23.18	...the list*
neekafat 08.29.18	ur a bad person
Papa Universe 08.29.18	and you're a zealot go figure
guitarded_chuck 08.29.18	protoss master race
Papa Universe 08.29.18	I am actively trying to dethrone Sinternet and Cyclotron at being the prime Sputnik asshole.
guitarded_chuck 08.29.18	the difference between you and sinternet is its self evident you are squishy at the core, he being a complete scumbag
Zeuzo 08.29.18	And he has no chin
bgillesp 08.29.18	Who's cyclotron? Thought Snake had that title
Papa Universe 08.29.18	Snake is sometimes nice. And I like cats. I just cannot earn the meanie title.
guitarded_chuck 08.29.18	yeah hes funny looking no wonder hes a bitter sadcunt has anyone seen an attractive commie really, misplaced blame yung stalin was handsome af actually
Papa Universe 08.29.18	then he wasn't and turned commie. the pattern doesn't lie.
Papa Universe 12.13.18	more
Papa Universe 12.14.18	okay
sixdegrees 12.14.18	sputnikers rise up
ArsMoriendi 12.14.18	Aw I like 4, 7, 8, 9, and 14
Papa Universe 12.14.18	Shame on you.
ArsMoriendi 12.14.18	9 is particularly impressive :(
sixdegrees 12.14.18	ok sheep
Ryus 12.14.18	a desire to give 10 a 1 is unforgivable
sixdegrees 12.14.18	I feel like you aren't grasping the greater issue at hand......
Papa Universe 12.14.18	And the issue is: 1. Those albums are actually shite. 2. You can't 1 them.
Papa Universe 01.04.19	bump
Papa Universe 01.04.19	cause fuck it
J() Alexander 01.04.19	Bad list but Pinkerton is fucking terrible and it deserves a 1.0 for sure so good list.
Papa Universe 01.04.19	don't fool yourself, they're all awful
J() Alexander 01.04.19	I'm going to fool myself all I want.
Papa Universe 01.04.19	that's your prerogative
Minushuman24 01.04.19	wack
Papa Universe 01.04.19	wack yourself
JustJoe. 01.04.19	My love for you outweighs my hatred for some of these inclusion. 💞
Papa Universe 01.04.19	which ones for example?
zakalwe 01.04.19	Im with you all the way pap. A few of these should definitely be 1’d.
Papa Universe 01.04.19	we might be related
zakalwe 01.04.19	Definitely. Me and your mum go way back.
Papa Universe 01.04.19	whoa! you work in a funeral business?
zakalwe 01.04.19	Gulp
Papa Universe 01.04.19	and you are the one to swallow?
JustJoe. 01.05.19	9 & 10 are closest to my heart.
Papa Universe 01.05.19	ew
JohnnyoftheWell 01.05.19	8 and 13 being included here makes me angry, but 10 being un-1able makes me angrier still
JustJoe. 01.05.19	💔
Papa Universe 01.05.19	heh
JeetJeet 01.05.19	Yea 3 definitely deserves a 1.
JohnnyoftheWell 01.05.19	1ing 3 on this site amounts to pure treason dontchaknow
Papa Universe 01.05.19	i'm a rebel at heart
Papa Universe 01.23.19	Soundgarden
Papa Universe 05.21.19	who talks of overrated?
Larkinhill 05.21.19	Man, this is even worse than the other list. Congratulations. And you shut your dirty whore mouth about 3, 4, 19 and 21.
Papa Universe 05.21.19	i wont
Larkinhill 05.21.19	...please?
J() Alexander 05.21.19	Bad list but Pinkerton is fucking terrible and it deserves a 1.0 for sure so good list. [2]
StrikeOfTheBeast 05.21.19	4, 12, and 17 don't belong here tbh
Kompys2000 05.21.19	Any list with the word "overrated" in it is by default a bad list
JustJoe. 05.22.19	don’t speak that way about my father also, dad, this list sucks eggs
Papa Universe 05.22.19	You go into the corner, Young Man, and think of how you speak.
budgie 05.22.19	mmm eggs
JustJoe. 05.22.19	I am sending this comment from the safety of the corner.