Allergist
03.28.18 | It makes sense when you realize most of these bands started with teenagers |
Doctuses
03.28.18 | suicide silence |
Koris
03.28.18 | Iwrestledabearonce |
Mort.
03.28.18 | wow metalcore bashing what year is this
yes these bands suck no shit
wait nevermind i dont care |
Deathconscious
03.28.18 | 10, 20, and 21's names are fine. the rest range from not very good to abysmal though, yeah. |
Ocean of Noise
03.28.18 | Iwrestledabearonce [2] |
TheSpirit
03.28.18 | Motionless In White the song is cool but the band ruined it. A few of these are bad i guess, but I feel like none of these are too ridiculous.
Come see me at Enbililugugal. |
TheGuy
03.28.18 | keep 'em coming |
Thalassic
03.28.18 | Coincidentally, with the exception of 20-21-22, the majority of these bands always sucked shit |
TheSpirit
03.28.18 | Enbilulugugal
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus (most often shortened to the much more concise XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX |
Doctuses
03.28.18 | tony danza tapdance extravaganza |
pjquinones747
03.28.18 | Almost all band names that are more than two words are garbage. I like to keep em short and sweet. |
Doctuses
03.28.18 | young and in the way. |
Grimlin
03.28.18 | Milking the Goatmachine
Slice the Cake
Destiny Potato |
TheGuy
03.28.18 | i would name my band
ckarnage
ckringe! |
Deathconscious
03.28.18 | @spirit lmao |
Doctuses
03.28.18 | papa roach |
Spaten
03.28.18 | At the Gates is the only metal band with a name consisting of more than 2 words that ever really mattered. And not because of Slaughter of the Soul. |
Koris
03.28.18 | Transcending Bizarre? |
DoofusWainwright
03.28.18 | A lot of these are metalcore.
That ain't metal.
That sh't. |
JoeTex
03.28.18 | Deafheaven |
Beautiful
03.28.18 | God dethroned
Imperial Circus Dead Decadence |
Koris
03.28.18 | Bathtub Shitter |
RippingCorpse1986
03.28.18 | Thrash or Die (yeah that's a band name) |
Beautiful
03.28.18 | Between the buried and me should change their name to dirt |
Koris
03.28.18 | Satan's Almighty Penis |
Storm In A Teacup
03.28.18 | I Wrestled A Bear Once is a good metal name idk what you're talking about |
Deathconscious
03.28.18 | Goblin Cock. a project from one of the guys in Pinback. |
Koris
03.28.18 | Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck |
Beautiful
03.28.18 | That isn't metal |
Koris
03.28.18 | Yeah I know, still wanted to highlight how much of a ridiculous name it was |
TheSpirit
03.28.18 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=227568 |
Egarran
03.28.18 | Metallica
|
JokineAugustus
03.28.18 | Sorry I love them, but Death. Too bad Chuck couldn't of come up with a better name. RIP |
Source
03.28.18 | Made out of babies |
Allergist
03.28.18 | Metallica is a really cheesy name straight out of Bill & Ted |
Deathconscious
03.28.18 | i find it really dumb when bands reference their genre in their name. |
RippingCorpse1986
03.28.18 | Power Quest? |
MyShadow
03.28.18 | im sorry bout as i lay dying and bring me the horizon are dope band names |
Rik VII
03.28.18 | Don't see what's wrong with Avenged Sevenfold. Perfectly fine band name, like, the best thing about the band, in a way. |
bgillesp
03.28.18 | 3,7,10,11,12,13,21,and 22 are fine
Xavleg.... [2] |
Deathconscious
03.28.18 | As I Lay Dying is a shit band name, what. |
RippingCorpse1986
03.28.18 | 8 seems a cool name until you think about how many kids listed either the book or the movie on their Facebook profiles coz they mistook its fan page for the band's official page.
Creepy weird classmate who loved balisong knives did that |
MyShadow
03.28.18 | as i lay dying sounds so good
v hit or miss band tho |
Insurrection
03.28.18 | every time i die |
Doctuses
03.28.18 | Eyehategod |
Rik VII
03.28.18 | ^oooh yes. |
DamnVanne
03.28.18 | Eyehategod
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Metallica
Darkrhrone
Altar of Plagues
Soooooo many cringey black/death metal bands trying to sound ultra grim |
TheGreatQ
03.29.18 | Most of these aren’t even bad. |
Veldin
03.29.18 | most metal names are pretty lame when you think about it. I always thought "Slayer" was a really good name for a metal band, so guess that's the definitive metal band name imo |
Veldin
03.29.18 | or fucking "Death". I think single word names typically work better for metal band names |
Veldin
03.29.18 | and none of that combining words like Blessthefall, iwrestledabearonce or Eyehategod as mentioned |
Deathconscious
03.29.18 | someone else said Death was a bad name. i disagree, i feel like someone had to do it. |
Koris
03.29.18 | Shut up, sach |
BenThatsMyJamin
03.29.18 | Try and tell someone you're listening to 'Dying Fetus' without cringing |
Sinternet
03.29.18 | 'someone else said Death was a bad name. i disagree, i feel like someone had to do it.'
someone already did before them |
Dedes
03.29.18 | I like how the person with Disturbed as their profile picture made this list. Really adds some irony. |
trilo
03.29.18 | very few of these are actually cringeworthy. most of them just suck. |
Egarran
03.30.18 | Alright, pack it up, folks. You heard the man. |
el_newg
04.01.18 | one thing I always wondered was "cannibal corpse" just a the corpse of a cannibal, or a reanimated cadaver that ate other dead bodies |
RippingCorpse1986
04.02.18 | ''I like how the person with Disturbed as their profile picture made this list. Really adds some irony.''
Says the man with the Ghost av lmoa XD |
Tyler.
04.02.18 | insightful list |