Calc: Memorable Sputnik Moments

Calc 09.07.17	Guess the only lists I'm making from now on are recommend me lists, 6 and 12 months best album lists, and circle jerk enabling lists.
Papa Universe 09.07.17	Why are you people making so many positive threads? Don't you know that it only fuels butcherboy's thirst for shitting all over us with his snarkly harsh threads?
Papa Universe 09.07.17	Also, my moment would be the euphoria of getting your first ever feature. I believe it was "Your oversight 2016". The good people, who contributed to that thread with their generous comments: DinosaurJones, Dewinged, FullOfSounds, Relinquished, VaxXi, JohnnyOnTheSpot, Sabrutin, musicallychallenged, TheWrenKing, Flugmorph, SteveOffProbation, Americanohomo, BlushfulHippocrene, Conmaniac, Taxt, pricealex, 0GuyMan0
InFlamesWeThrash666 09.07.17	that time when the servers worked
butcherboy 09.07.17	my snarkiness only serves to reinforce this great big summer of love we're living out..
SteakByrnes 09.07.17	that time when the servers worked [2] Also when betray took me in and became my father
AlexKzillion 09.07.17	That one time that one user got really mad and said that one thing
luci 09.07.17	michaeljordan's ctts rant video where he's revealed to be a pimple-faced dweeb rather than some elite intellectual taking down overrated sput albums
dctarga 09.07.17	I was in the dubtrack/jam thing and played a song and everyone up'd it and one person even saved it to a playlist, it made me feel like a special little snowflake. Actually picked up 1 a couple months ago, only spun it through once but it's ok. The first 3-4 songs were good, the middle totally falls flat, and the end 2 tracks were sort of interesting from what I recall
NordicMindset 09.07.17	being the one to break down Snide's house of cards about his fake marriage
Tyler. 09.07.17	That one time when people talked about me
RogueNine 09.08.17	Probably participating in Sowing's wedding fanfiction.
Satellite 09.08.17	the michael jordan ctts review coneren getting shitblasted on cam in tinychat ponton's sum 41 review and subsequent fanboi shitstorm andcas's pissgate
Masochist 09.08.17	Satellite - I remember three of those four things. Man, great times! Also, holy shit, Chronic Future. That's a band I haven't heard from in ages. "Time and Time Again" was the motherfuckin' jam, though.
bloc 09.08.17	"the michael jordan ctts review" Can we change the list title to memorable? I do remember this, but I can't imagine loading a page with diseased scrotums at my uni library would be a "favourite" moment of mine lol
BigHans 09.08.17	TheAnalyzer
Calc 09.08.17	"andcas's pissgate" the beginning of the end for the guy and sure bloc lol
DinosaurJones 09.08.17	ALA's "Sput's Favorite Pornstar" thread that went to many strange places.
Satellite 09.08.17	theanalyzer was great i wonder who he was...
bloc 09.08.17	There was also that brief tease when the mods said Sputnik was shutting down
TheSonomaDude 09.08.17	the one time everyone actually laughed at my shitty joke and it made my depression disappear for a few minutes
DinosaurJones 09.08.17	Also, the trainwrecks that were political threads (and completely unrelated threads that turned political) last year around election season. Notable participants were: Keyblade, guitarded_chuck, zakalwe, bakkermaarten, StarlessCore, and many more that I can't recall specifically.
Satellite 09.08.17	@bloc it was adam thomas, not the mods. and the rumor was that the userbase was going to be shut down, not the site itself ("userbase elimination" was the name of the list i believe). but i don't know how i forgot to include that episode. it's hilarious how many people fell for that.
bloc 09.08.17	I remember falling for it and actually being kinda sad, no lie
foxblood 09.08.17	glad i missed 'pissgate' and political threads lol
DinosaurJones 09.08.17	The Beyoncé thread. I believe it was "Lemonade"
Sinternet 09.08.17	i was still lurking when the whole andcas thing was going on so i didnt really understand a lot oof it but it still made me laugh i think my favourite thing is my random discussion thread, i made it so that ala would stop bumping threads about 50 times a day with pointless shit and he went in there and said some fucking hilariously cringy shit, honestly i still read it every so often for a laugh
Sinternet 09.08.17	fuck now i realise that ala's comments got wiped, although most of it was quoted by other people
Calc 09.08.17	still dunno who ala is. must be a hoot.
Dedes 09.08.17	The most memorable for me isn't one that should ever be remembered but probably that whole "mods shitting on futures cancer" list snide made. I mostly remember that because that's when I first got "into" the site.
AngryLittleAlchemist 09.08.17	Sinternet posting chin pics
UpwardSpiral 09.11.17	People asking how to talk to girls
neekafat 09.11.17	When we found out about Compost
butcherboy 09.11.17	hahahahaha.. damn!
Papa Universe 09.11.17	you! yooou!!
butcherboy 09.11.17	yep//
Papa Universe 09.11.17	hhmmmmmmmmmmm
MrSirLordGentleman 09.11.17	When Futures went nuts on the forums against the staff/mods
zakalwe 09.11.17	Prog tourneys
MrSirLordGentleman 09.11.17	prog tourneys [2]
Papa Universe 09.11.17	other tourneys
zakalwe 09.11.17	The Aussie bro banter back when TG, Avon and what have you were knocking around. That time I rattled cages on the Lord Mantis thread. Discovering Unwound The real life zak doof meet up. The times people take me far too seriously. The amount of times I've genuinely lol'd Bitter Fapper
Keyblade 09.11.17	pissgate recs 4some thread toilet paper gate beyond creation thread snox's death metal essentials list that autopsy thread where piss was going off marriagegate the big L thread circa 2013
hal1ax 09.11.17	lol i joined the site like 3 weeks before marriagegate. i remembering being really confused. like, why would someone do this?
Papa Universe 09.11.17	whoa, when was the aussie bro banter?
DinosaurJones 09.11.17	Ah, shit, I totally forgot about Toilet Paper Gate, Key.
UpwardSpiral 09.11.17	Discovering Unwound [2] Ah yes
zakalwe 09.11.17	The banter was around 2013-14ish when every thread was a proper laugh, them lads understood.
Papa Universe 09.11.17	oh well, i wasn't around then...
Sinternet 09.11.17	'toilet paper gate' classic
foxblood 09.11.17	wtf
bloc 09.12.17	Been here so long, yet I can't recall 75% of these moments lol
DoofusWainwright 09.12.17	'Banter was around 2013-14' damn, just missed
Koris 09.16.17	Babymetal xD
Koris 09.16.17	Also, way too many Skele moments to count
foxblood 09.16.17	skele lol
Spluger 09.16.17	Can someone please fill me in on pissgate
Koris 09.16.17	If he's referring to pissbore, then I totally understand what it's about. lol
Calc 09.17.17	he's not
Satellite 09.17.17	"Can someone please fill me in on pissgate" There once was an ever-present and slightly (some would say very) annoying user/dogshit pop-punk aficionado named Andcas. For some reason he posted a story in which he crept into his ex's apartment and urinated on her while she slept in a misguided act of revenge (pretty sure he said she'd cheated on him but I'm not 100% on that). It was possibly bullshit, but he somehow assumed that the userbase would find this action badass/heroic rather than the act of a disgusting sociopath. He was roasted by everyone and was never seen again. All of his site activity was wiped (possibly by his request) but he will forever live in Sputnik infamy. Someone else correct me if I have any of the details wrong.
Spluger 09.17.17	Oh my god, I know of andcas lmao, I had no idea that was why he left the site though. I just came online one day and saw his account was deleted.
Maniac! 09.17.17	hahahaha so that's where andcas went. Everything from '09-12 on sput was entertaining as fuck.
Deathconscious 09.17.17	lmao yeah, he never lived it down. he was the sput punching bag for quite awhile.
Satellite 09.17.17	his thought process in sharing that story was just baffling made snide look self-aware in comparison
Maniac! 09.17.17	lmfao is Snide still around?
Satellite 09.17.17	thankfully no i don't think anyone thinks it'll last though
ShadowRemains 09.17.17	"still dunno who ala is. must be a hoot." "Sinternet posting chin pics" calc ala, ala calc
ShadowRemains 09.17.17	"that autopsy thread where piss was going off" oh christ also the recspecs thread/list where he admitted he had a foursome with 3 dudes, the spec thread/list where he was asking for advice to annoy his roommate, the hawks fb statuses list, the hawks parody "just had some mtn dew" list
Satellite 09.17.17	wait maniac were you even here for snide's hit rap single?
Maniac! 09.17.17	I was lurking when he was releasing a new track/ep every 30 minutes. haha
NordicMindset 09.17.17	wait THAT's why andcas got his account wiped? I liked him when he was here but I only caught the tail end of his career and completely missed that part. he had the most posts ever at the time of his wipe i think
Satellite 09.17.17	nah man this was different. his other shit is vivaldi compared to this. prepare yourself. https://snideremarksmixtape.bandcamp.com/track/i-faked-a-wedding-and-all-i-got-was-this-shitty-song-title-single
Satellite 09.17.17	alright no more snidenfreude from me
deathschool 09.17.17	What the fuckk
deathschool 09.17.17	I mean, I've been in the threads, but what the fuck is that.
NordicMindset 09.17.17	oh hey a song title that references me
NordicMindset 09.17.17	I'm surprised Snide's voice is that deep, I always imagined him talking like Kellin Quinn
Satellite 09.17.17	lol gj on cracking that case gb. i wasn't here for the wedding episode.
ShadowRemains 09.17.17	lmfao
Deathconscious 09.17.17	i love that that song exists so much.
Satellite 09.17.17	""""""""""song""""""""""
Frippertronics 09.17.17	"chad kroeger sucks dick" list
Satellite 09.17.17	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/5839/BREAKING-Chad-Kroeger-Sucks-Dick/ for the uninitiated
Frippertronics 09.17.17	also sowing's engagement thread
Maniac! 09.21.17	Satty what the fuck
Deathconscious 09.21.17	and now we have this gem: At one point I said "You know what? fuck her, fuck her and all the retarded Mexicans, I hope the country is destroyed by some natural catastrophe", and now this earthquake. I'm not sure If now I'm satisfied, but I feel bad for the rest of the Mexican population. So I think I learnt a pretty important lesson, be careful about you wishes, it might come true.
Hawks 09.21.17	Hahahahaha great fucking thread here. m/