WeinerMan: Dumbest Metalcore Band Names

WeinerMan 01.31.17	what are some other dumb ones?
Maco097 01.31.17	Protest The Hero is dumb as fuck.
Snide 01.31.17	My Tears, Your Weapon
Space Jester 01.31.17	There's a Twilight Zone episode called "Number 12 Looks Just Like You".
ArsMoriendi 01.31.17	Love that episode and came here to say that^
Trebor. 01.31.17	Issues and Woe, is Me are awful
Trebor. 01.31.17	lol yeah Number 12 is named after a sick Twilight Zone ep and therefore not terrible
WeinerMan 01.31.17	I don't really think it's terribly just a little nonsensical if you're not aware of that episode. What is it supposed to mean in the show?
dbizzles 01.31.17	Gotta research that Twilight Zone episode to find out the meaning of it's title then. BRB.
Nazzadan 01.31.17	Basically if it has punctuation and is 4 words or longer it is terrible, at that point the onus is on the band to not be as garbage as their name.
SteakByrnes 01.31.17	I, The Breather is a great band but I agree that their name is a little silly. Motionless In White I always thought was a terrible band name
JeetJeet 01.31.17	Miss May I
Trebor. 01.31.17	On the other end of the spectrum, God Forbid is a great name
WeinerMan 01.31.17	damn i forgot about arsonists
Trebor. 01.31.17	Number 12 is top tier Twilight Zone, it inspired the Black Mirror episode Fifteen Million Merits as well
dbizzles 01.31.17	In regards to The Number 12 Looks Just Like You, from wikipedia: 'In a future society, all young adults go through a process known as "The Transformation," in which each person's body and face are changed to mimic a physically attractive design chosen from a small selection of numbered models. The process gives everyone a beautiful appearance.... [after the transformation] Marilyn reappears, looking and thinking exactly like her best friend Valerie. "And the nicest part of all, Val," she gushes, "I look just like you!"' From what I read on a blog, there is a model in the episode know as Model 12, so... yeah, stuff.
Spec 01.31.17	Anything with kids in the name.
Sinternet 01.31.17	I'm starting a Tesseract cover band We're called Honey, I Jun-ned the Kids
bgillesp 01.31.17	Woe, Is Me [2] I Killed the Prom Queen [2] You got the best ones down though
Deathconscious 01.31.17	"Anything with kids in the name." Ayy, fuk u dude, one of the names my friend and i were considering for our band was Rickshaw Kids lol. We're not a metalcore band though.
bgillesp 01.31.17	There's- Sky Eats Airplane -and- HORSE the band -too
Spec 01.31.17	If it has kids in the name then you probs should be a metalcore band my dude.
dbizzles 01.31.17	HORSE the Band is an awesome name. They also announced a tour. Seeing them in PHX in March. 1 - 2 - 3!
Deathconscious 01.31.17	well we were going to go with Rickshaw Wreck but that sounds more like a punk band or some shit.
Calc 01.31.17	nvm.
bentheREDfan 01.31.17	I agree with everything here but 1 and 6
ScuroFantasma 01.31.17	For some reason I like the name We Butter the Bread With Butter, it's so redundant and weird.
Deathconscious 01.31.17	lol i remember when i was a metal elitist in high school, i gave my little brother and his friend shit for liking that band.
Conmaniac 02.01.17	5 is kinda cool imo
JeetJeet 02.01.17	Dance Gavin Dance
JeetJeet 02.01.17	Attack, Attack! & Oh, Sleeper are dumb too
Joeman82 02.01.17	Dance Gavin Dance isn't metalcore lmao. Hate to say it, but Norma Jean is a kinda dumb name
AlexKzillion 02.01.17	converge
betray 02.01.17	converge
betray 02.01.17	LMAO literally exact same time im done
AlexKzillion 02.01.17	copy cat
calmrose 02.01.17	how is Converge a dumb name?
BlazinBlitzer 02.01.17	"Norma Jean is a kinda dumb name" I thought those guys were like some female indie pop singer based on the name. Bad Metalcore Names: Burnt by the Sun, Burning Down Alaska, Heaven Shall Burn, anything with the word "burn" in the title of a metalcore band.
betray 02.01.17	miss may i blech
JeetJeet 02.01.17	I actually think Converge is one of the cooler band names. Miss May I is terrible tho.
calmrose 02.01.17	Converge rules as a band name
Deathconscious 02.01.17	Burnt by the Sun isnt the greatest but their music rips.
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	For Today For the Fallen Dreams
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	Nah burnt by the sun is pretty https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xtNUf83QZxYoDu/giphy.gif
Joeman82 02.01.17	The name "Norma Jean" honestly sounds like a pop artist from the 1920s
calmrose 02.01.17	Norma Jean derived their name from Marilyn Monroe, whose birth name was Norma Jeane Mortenson
Snake. 02.01.17	not really metalcore but slice the cake wins in this category
Satellite 02.01.17	see you next tuesday HA GET IT? eat shit you hacks
calmrose 02.01.17	there's a band that's honestly called Slice the Cake?
Satellite 02.01.17	i was at a party with both lead singers of for the fallen dreams several yrs ago. not deliberately. they were a lot less douchey than i expected but their music is still garbage.
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	honestly yes, is that REALLY surprising?
calmrose 02.01.17	I guess not but that's an awful name
Satellite 02.01.17	every verb the noun combination exists and they all sound identical
JeetJeet 02.01.17	August Burns Red. The story behind the name is just as bad.
Grimlin 02.01.17	Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows aka D.R.U.G.S.
Satellite 02.01.17	i don't know the story behind abr but that's not that bad of a name imo d.r.u.g.s. is fucking dogshit yeah
Satellite 02.01.17	oh wait it's about burning a dog. yeah fuck i hate that name. forgot.
demigod! 02.01.17	Scare Dont Fear!
Satellite 02.01.17	four letter lie mostly because they're one of the shittiest bands ever
FearThyEvil 02.01.17	least 5 actually rules as a band though
calmrose 02.01.17	their name rules as well
dbizzles 02.01.17	Yeah, I've no gripes with 5. 'there's a band that's honestly called Slice the Cake?' Apparently some people around here think they are pretty good too. I couldn't will myself to even check them out based on the name and that's sad.
Deathconscious 02.01.17	"Nah burnt by the sun is pretty https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xtNUf83QZxYoDu/giphy.gif" the fuck u just said
WhatKeepsMeHere 02.01.17	Scary Kids Scaring Kids is an awful band name
Brewtality91 02.01.17	As I Lay Crying...
BlackTelephone 02.01.17	Telephone