SmallLuigiBigHeart: Lambsbread Quotes Ranked

lazyeye 06.29.16	liked and subscribed
lazyeye 06.30.16	can we do an all time lambsbread quotes so we can include gems like on the topic of schoolboy q oxymoron "a moron on oxy" yeezus- a dimwitted rant by an untalented idiot yeezus- even jesus wouldn't forgive this album
ShadowRemains 06.30.16	you should go on the forums and look at the political sub forum (he's hillaryclittounge)
hal1ax 06.30.16	lmao. thank u for this
hal1ax 06.30.16	3 is still pretty shocking
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Trundle 06.30.16	ppl still gettin their jimmies rustled over kendrick lol
DirEnRefused 06.30.16	on the topic of schoolboy q oxymoron "a moron on oxy" that's hilarious tbf
Sinternet 06.30.16	yeah politics forum is 10 times worse than this
DirEnRefused 06.30.16	also zeitgeist isn't even that obscure a term lol
TVC15 06.30.16	Feature this
LambsBread 06.30.16	I stand by 3, religion is poison, it's not the only factor but i'd say it's the biggest one. not sure how, but you took 1 out of context. I said "literally everyone.... (qualification)"
TVC15 06.30.16	I give it 10,000 meme points for its hilarity But I have to subtract 50,000 of those because the meme is too dank and cancerous to roam around the internet
LambsBread 06.30.16	you spelled tounge wrong dude that's so fucking embarrassing. delete your account Alchemist
torts 06.30.16	HAHAHAHAHA good shit
Sinternet 06.30.16	i think my recent favourite on the forums has to be 'A woman leader will provoke radical Muslims'
ArsMoriendi 06.30.16	He also has an alt. called egnuoTtilCyralliH
torts 06.30.16	'A woman leader will provoke radical Muslims' whose fuckin mans
lazyeye 06.30.16	He also has an alt. called egnuoTtilCyralliH that isn't him you are literally braindead
Asdfp277 06.30.16	lmao PWNI
TVC15 06.30.16	Lambs is almost Keemstar tier cancer
DominionMM1 06.30.16	a recent favorite of mine: "If you don't think basketball is a spiritual game that basically explains everything"
lazyeye 06.30.16	classic
theNateman 06.30.16	Guys just get off his lawn lol
Ebola 06.30.16	fucking lol
LambsBread 06.30.16	'A woman leader will provoke radical Muslims' completely out of context, I immediately specified a radical feminist president like Hillary who challenges specific aspects of Muslim tradition will provoke radical Muslims.
lazyeye 06.30.16	no that is a literal quote from you
LambsBread 06.30.16	He also has an alt. called egnuoTtilCyralliH nope that is Chad aka random number douche
LambsBread 06.30.16	yes it is a literal quote, a literal quote that is out of context. welcome to the world where context means what context always meant.
LambsBread 06.30.16	also even if I didn't have that qualification in what world are you living in where radical Muslims tolerate woman leaders? One of the reasons Osama Bin Laden attacked us was because he was indignant that the Kurds accepted the US army's help (including women) instead of his army in repelling Saddam.
Ebola 06.30.16	"Didn't think any of these claims required evidence." "When people actually try to criticize my reviews their reasons are nearly always petty and biased" "I've written plenty of good reviews in the past, quite frankly it's not worth my time to take the effort to write top-notch reviews for a bunch of trolls for an album that absolutely sucks." "Your age has everything to do with your knowledge of hip hop." "You would think kids would show the same respect these days... this generation is rotten."
LambsBread 06.30.16	yo those quotes aren't even good stop ruining a good list^
lazyeye 06.30.16	in what world are you living in where radical Muslims tolerate woman leaders? One of the reasons Osama Bin Laden attacked us was because he was indignant that the Kurds accepted the US army's help (including women) instead of his army in repelling Saddam. uh yeah that has nothing to do with women you retard
torts 06.30.16	you are the absolute worst ever
MistaCrave 06.30.16	"Your age has everything to do with your knowledge of hip hop." dude I'm pissing my pants
AlexKzillion 06.30.16	How obscure is the word 'Zeitgeist' when Kanye uses the word on Yeezus though? IM SO SCARED OF MY DEMONS, UH I GO TO SLEEP WITH A NIGHTLIGHT, UH MY MIND MOVE LIKE A TRON BIKE, UH POP A WHEELIE ON THE ZEITGEIST, UH
ElegantElephant 06.30.16	L M F A O M F A O
lazyeye 06.30.16	You know who else agrees with me? Literally everyone
AlexKzillion 06.30.16	LambsBread > Grotesque meme tbh
TVC15 06.30.16	Fuck Lambs has made twenty times the memes I make in a month in just 3 days. I need to step up my game
LotusFlower 06.30.16	no. 11 should be an honorable mention to Alc and I asking who AZ was tbh.
torts 06.30.16	"LambsBread > Grotesque meme tbh" listen buddy
LotusFlower 06.30.16	the grotesque meme died with onionbubs, torts :/
torts 06.30.16	it never died tho
AlexKzillion 06.30.16	The grotesque meme died the second Lambs "returned".
Conmaniac 06.30.16	i am amazed and also happy af this was made. hilarious
LambsBread 06.30.16	"uh yeah that has nothing to do with women you retard" What has nothing To do with women? He explicitly state he was upset that women soldiers were chosen over him.
RadicalEd 06.30.16	Like it's debatable that there are certain subsections of Muslims who think Women are second class citizens. But yeah everything else on this list is retarded.
Keyblade 06.30.16	it's funny cuz the 4 of the 5 most populous muslim states in the world have recently had women heads of states
RadicalEd 06.30.16	Yeah if you're makin it a blanket statement like: "Them muslims don't like them womenfolk" (he may have, since he's lambsbread) it's obviously wrong. But can we acknowledge that places like Saudi-Arabia are rampantly misogynistic and don't close or eyes to the fact that certain sections of the Quran can be read in a way that justifies that kind of thinking. "A woman is worth one-half a man" "Males are to inherit twice that of females" "Women have rights that are similar to men, but men are "a degree above them." And no I'm not saying that other religions don't enable that type of misogyny through their religious texts, but it's hard to point at society's that not-muslim and where currently religion is such a big part of the state.
Keyblade 06.30.16	i mean saudi arabia is basically a meme of a country
RadicalEd 06.30.16	Well it's not a dank meme I can tell you that. And it has like 30mil inhabitants and an abundant amount of wealth (for the top 1%). So it's not like it's some backwater city-state we can safely ignore, but rather a major regional power that is ideologically poisoning the middle east for decades now.
Keyblade 06.30.16	yea it's definitely a huge problem, one that wont go away while it continues to be propped up by america
RadicalEd 06.30.16	100% agree, but I can practically feel your hesitance to link their behavior too islam. I mean there is no denying that american interventionism in the middle east has enabled/sped up the radicalization of certain subsections of Muslims, but in my mind there is also no denying that a holy book that contains such eternal nuggets of wisdom like: "A woman is worth one-half a man" does contribute as well.
LambsBread 06.30.16	Key word: radical "Like it's debatable that there are certain subsections of Muslims who think Women are second class citizens." This is easily disproven by looking at virtually any poll. Example: pew poll showed 1/3 of British Muslims think women need to always obey their husband.
LambsBread 06.30.16	Radicaled are you a historian or are you just here to prove that 5 and 8 are true?
LambsBread 06.30.16	"Getta load of this everyone! Lambsbread said "'A woman leader will provoke radical Muslims'!!!" "holy shit" "Omg! He actually said that?!" (20 comments later) "Oh looks like lambsbread was right (again)."
Keyblade 06.30.16	yo hill fuck all this kendrick and kanye ish, u need to start bumping threads of albs u like. like whens the last time someone posted in the thread for 1 "A woman is worth one-half a man" umm this is not an actual quote, like at all? this is why it's so dangerous to quote/paraphrase random passages out of context. i think what ur referring to is during testimonies that deal with financial transactions where u need 2 women in place of a man. i can go into why that is, but the point is that it's such a far cry from "a woman is worth half a man" that its not even funny
RadicalEd 06.30.16	"Radicaled are you a historian or are you just here to prove that 5 and 8 are true?" You fuckwit, I'm defending you. @ Keyblade: I have not studied the Quran and was quoting from a googled source, apparently that quote is indeed not correct, but this one for example those seem to be: "And they (women) have rights (over their husbands as regards living expenses, etc.) similar (to those of their husbands) over them (as regards obedience and respect, etc.) to what is reasonable, but men have a degree (of responsibility) over them." "Allah commands you as regards your children's (inheritance); to the male, a portion equal to that of two females; if (there are) only daughters, two or more, their share is two thirds of the inheritance; if only one, her share is half" And I don't care if it says that they are worth half a man, or 3/4 or whatever. It's still easy to take this and justify all kinds of mysoginistic behavior. What context would make this okay?
LambsBread 06.30.16	Im gonna write a review for documentary 2 sometime hopefully.
Keyblade 06.30.16	nicee. i still need to properly listen to it man im slipping. documentary 1 is one of my fav albs ever
LambsBread 06.30.16	"Yeah if you're makin it a blanket statement like: "Them muslims don't like them womenfolk" (he may have, since he's lambsbread)" "I'm defending you fuckwit" Yeah, no you're not. Thanks for proving 5 though
RadicalEd 06.30.16	Learn to read, jesus.
LambsBread 06.30.16	Wait, documentary is one of your favorite albums but you havent heard doc 2? Damn bro. I think it's hands down his best album
LambsBread 06.30.16	Kind of ironic/shameless how you tell me to "learn how to read", immediately after misreading my comment about RADICAL Muslims, and saying I might possibly think "them Muslims don't like womenfolk".
RadicalEd 06.30.16	Lulz, I just said I didn't know the context of your comment (you always underline the importance of context) and given your track record of making hilarious statements on everything, I didn't want to commit to defending your comment without knowing about the context. BUT, i explicitly disagreed with the Sinternets of this thread who just tried to pull the "Islamophob" card on your ass and even said, that it's not even debatable that certain radical subsections of Muslims have a real big problem with women in power. Don't argue with me even though we are in agreement.
Keyblade 06.30.16	yea man I been slipping on new music in general, I barely listen to anything these days. but I been whippin to 100 since it came out tho, a1 track
LambsBread 06.30.16	Yeah 100s a good track and I usually don't like alley anything drake touches. Did you ever listen to Ellay Khule? That Holy Scriptures album is probably my favorite album now
Keyblade 06.30.16	naw, been meaning to...i'll get around to him one day lol. i remember ur review where u claimed it was prob the goat hip hop album so yea def intrigued at least
LambsBread 07.01.16	I think I can can tell you think i'm being sensational about that album. i'm not, look at the other sputnik user's opinions of it. Everyone so far has 4.5'd it or better cept Hep Kat.
TVC15 03.27.17	Rip