zakalwe
05.22.16 | What a load of sprauncy shite.
Egg, tomato, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, beans, black pudding, bubble and two slices of the Holy Ghost. Whollop!! |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | zak, Egg's are disgusting though :( |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | waffles over crepes and pancakes? what a fucking philistine
what zak said [2] |
tempest--
05.22.16 | does it even count as breakfast if there's no bacon and/or eggs? |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | ya dude. Waffles are the best. I love me them little squares.
Zak didn't say a recipe or specific meal though haha. I mean if I wanted to I could win by just listing off a million things in one go :D |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I honestly can't believe I forgot Bacon :? . That completely beats everything except #1 tbh. |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Sausage and egg sarnies are literally the best thing since sliced bread. |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | that's on you if you don't recognize a proper breakfast |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | No bacon and egg sandwich on a poppy seed roll? Damn. (I like to put cream cheese on it too.) |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | But Bread's not that good Zak X'D |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Well the point of the list park is to rank the one part of breakfast, not the whole thing. But ya, I definitely should put bacon. *Goes to edit list* |
tempest--
05.22.16 | what zaka described is callled an "english breakfast" here in aus |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | what zak described is called fucking amazing
but yeah also that |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | "Waffles. Nuff said. Way better than pancakes."
I disagree here, sure you get syrup in the cracks of a waffle, but slicing through a short stack of pancakes is so much more satisfying. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I think it's called "Coninental" or something like that. It's the best breakfast possible(besides eggs) but it is a whole meal and I was talking your favorite breakfast item haha. Sorry for the mix up. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I feel like most restaurants make better pancakes than waffles, but if you find that perfect waffle, it's way better than a pancake. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | So like Bacon > waffle or something like that, but personally I eat Bacon and Waffles and sausage and hashbrowns together not as one meal each. |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | crepes are the best omg |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | My crepe virginity was taken on Mount lemon. They have this little crepe shack on the road to the top of mount lemon. Omg it was so great. |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | i mean i guess you might be excused for not recognizing crepe superiority if you're from the states but yeah |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | A proper fry up is immense. Sorts you for the whole day but on the downside it turns your arteries to concrete. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Well Park i don't eat them much. I think I've had...6 crepes in my entire life? That's not each even either, one time I had two crepes, another time I had three crepes, than once I had one. So I've only eaten three times. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | pancakes suck |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | somewhat true, but they can be amazing sometimes |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | crepes or die |
Spacesh1p
05.22.16 | Holy shit eggs are NOT disgusting who are you?
English breakfast rules for sure Zak. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | eggs are the greatest thing to ever happen to a chicken |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | The texture is just weird and any time i taste it I feel like barfing. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Besides breasts pots |
Spec
05.22.16 | a cheese bagel with butter, eggs, bacon and hashbrowns mmmmmm
simple yet delicious |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Damn that sounds good Spec but I've never had it. |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | damn pots actually knows what he's talking about for once
respex |
Spacesh1p
05.22.16 | I probably eat 4 eggs per day at least. I feel terrible for you. You honestly can't even appreciate breakfast without eggs. I'm gonna have to go make some to make myself feel better. |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | If we're talking bagels: obviously a lightly toasted egg everything bagel with chive cream cheese and lox is the correct choice. Sadly people outside of downstate New York don't know what an egg bagel is...
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RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Maybe I could try them again I guess but...ugh they look so disgusting |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Egg baggels are pretty common Ars. |
Spec
05.22.16 | pancakes are okay but waffles just blow them out of the water |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | EXACTLY SPEC! |
DoctorDoom
05.22.16 | Pancakes, bacon an scrambled eggs with some black coffee. Rarely allow myself to eat like that but it's glorious when I do. |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | heathens |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I love me some coffee mhm... |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | tea or bust |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | "Egg baggels are pretty common Ars."
I don't know man, everyone I've talked to from upstate New York (like Buffalo) didn't have a fucking clue what it was, and when you type "Egg bagel" into google it all the links are about "NYC Bagels" in specific. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I'm drinking tea and coffee right now actually(not in one cup mind you) |
DoctorDoom
05.22.16 | There's room for both.
On an unrelated note I had a green tea smoothie yesterday that was amazing. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I'm from Arizona Ars and people eat egg baggels all the time, although I'll admit "egg muffins" are usually more popular(their not actual muffins haha). |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | Hmmmm nice. |
DoofusWainwright
05.22.16 | Aussies seemed to have the right idea with breakfasts, nearly everywhere I went served:
Poached egg, spinach, halloumi, mushrooms, avocado, tomato, high quality toasted bread - never thought I'd say it but it beats a classic English 9 times out of 10 for me
Also had some really good breakfast burritos out there |
DoctorDoom
05.22.16 | Never heard of this, from NJ. A state where many bagels are consumed. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Course I don't cause I think eggs are fucking disgusting, but that's just me. |
Spec
05.22.16 | egg bagels are overrated get over yourself
2.9/5 |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | "Never heard of this, from NJ. A state where many bagels are consumed."
If you ever find yourself in NYC or Long Island, I strongly suggest one. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | "Eggs reached their peak in the 90's and quickly went downhill afterwards. 2.55/5" |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Getting sopranos up in this shit with all the New Yorker/Jersey people |
Spec
05.22.16 | fuck that eggs have been improving since the nineties if anything
pretty much foty |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | eggs never released anything good since deathcrush |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I feel like eggs went off the track with "Make Believe". They just got so cocky. |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | According to Sputnik, Eggs is an indie pop band: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Eggs/77673/ |
Spacesh1p
05.22.16 | NY bagel selection is second to none, agreed. Egg bagels are great. My favorite is always a toasted everything, herb cream cheese, lox and all the trimmings. Best breakfast that isn't egg-based but I'm not very into sweeter stuff like waffles/pancakes. |
Spec
05.22.16 | if you ever actually saw eggs in person you might fucking understand |
Spec
05.22.16 | people like you that just cling on to the past make me sick
one time i didn't cook my egg long enough and it made me sick too |
Spacesh1p
05.22.16 | Spec that's on you man. Not the egg's fault. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Look I'm all for evolving their taste Spec but Eggs just hasn't made a good album since the 90's. Come on man. I hate to say it but their less consistent than Jay Z and Weezer. |
Spec
05.22.16 | *they're |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Ya thanks for that Specy boi. |
Spec
05.22.16 | im relieved thought i was going to have to back up my argument
phew |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | "Aussies seemed to have the right idea with breakfasts, nearly everywhere I went served:
Poached egg, spinach, halloumi, mushrooms, avocado, tomato, high quality toasted bread - never thought I'd say it but it beats a classic English 9 times out of 10 for me"
Jesus Fucking Christ. |
DoofusWainwright
05.22.16 | zak it'll win you over :D |
DoofusWainwright
05.22.16 | {that comment was such zak bait} |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | Yum halloumi |
DoofusWainwright
05.22.16 | halloumi for breakfast is perfect, beats bacon for that salt hit |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | This morning I had scrambled eggs and crispy bacon on a poppy seed kaiser roll with some chive cream cheese and a glass of orange juice. Good stuff. |
claygurnz
05.22.16 | Full English is ideal. Another favourite of mine is a fried egg and bacon sandwich with brown sauce. Lovely. |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Brown sauce is a must with sausage, red with bacon |
WritingOnTheWalls
05.22.16 | taco bell breakfast, bitch. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Gross. |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Ring Sting by 1130hrs. |
Sinternet
05.22.16 | british pancakes are a hundred times better than what you yanks call pancakes |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | What the shrove Tuesday lemon and sugar things that I can't make? |
Sinternet
05.22.16 | that's the shit right there |
TedSchmosby
05.22.16 | no one has mentioned cereal, what are you a bunch of children? |
Sinternet
05.22.16 | cereal sucks mate |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Alpen looks like the contents of a pigeon loft. Delish. |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | It depends on the cereal
I can always get down to some Honey Bunches of Oats, Special K Red Berry, or cinnamon oatmeal. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Or honey crisps |
Mystletainn
05.22.16 | how is just bacon anywhere close to a real breakfast? |
PurpleDino
05.22.16 | a full English is the best breakfast by a mile, one of the only good things about our cuisine |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Fish and Chips
Pies
Yorkshire Pudding
Bangers and Mash
Tottenham Cake
Bakewell Tart
Curry
Erm...Cadburys.
We've got the lot.
|
hal1ax
05.22.16 | shut the fuck up |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Do you spread that on toast? |
hal1ax
05.22.16 | u know it.
what is a tottenham cake? |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | /tries to play off being a new user and not an alt
/calls me pots the very first time we talk |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | What? |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | A sponge slab with pink icing on top.
Sounds rubbish but it's the best thing ever with a brew.
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Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | youre british you dont get to have an opinion on food |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I'm confused as fuck.
Hey , British people like Tea! They have great opinions on food!
But no, British pancakes suck ass, they aren't better than american pancakes. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | tea is not food it is drink
and british like warm beer so |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Who cares! Tea is still in the food group! |
Mystletainn
05.22.16 | I learned that british people eat hard boiled eggs with runny yolk, the fk is wrong with them? |
hal1ax
05.22.16 | "Hey , British people like Tea! They have great opinions on FOOD! "
"I'm confused as fuck."
yes u definitely are
|
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Don't bring beer into it. We've been drinking the piss for hundreds of years. Warm ale is best. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | "Who cares! Tea is still in the food group!"
no its in the drink group |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Ya, what the fuck is wrong with them. Eating eggs? Blah
It's called a joke hal1ax |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | "Don't bring beer into it. We've been drinking the piss for hundreds of years. Warm ale is best."
you said it best yourself. you've been drinking piss for hundreds of years. its deluded you into enjoying piss warm beer that tastes like piss on piss. |
hal1ax
05.22.16 | "It's called a joke hal1ax"
ohhhh i see. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHfuck u |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | You know that face you do when you first drink it and it tastes absolutley useless.
I've been pulling that face for 20 odd years. Every sip is torture. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | hal1ax :( |
theBoneyKing
05.22.16 | Gotta have some good ol Southern breakfast. Grits are where it's at. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Grits are disgusting and I am Southern. |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | Wait the English like their beer warm? Gross. |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | That Beth whastherface from The Gossip said her southern diet consisted of anything they could catch including squirrels.
I think she meant to say badgers judging by the waistline. |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Duh-dumb-tsss |
Sinternet
05.22.16 | 'I learned that british people eat hard boiled eggs with runny yolk, the fk is wrong with them?'
Literally no-one does this |
Sinternet
05.22.16 | Also english beer sucks the cider is much better |
parksungjoon
05.22.16 | non-american cider is dope |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | Apparently non-american Cider is worthy of a "breakfast" discussion. |
PurpleDino
05.22.16 | It's called a boiled egg ffs of course we do that, it's much nicer than a hard boiled egg and you eat it with marmite soldiers and it's peng
also cider sucks and english beer is fucking great, belgian beer is the best though obviously |
Mystletainn
05.22.16 | "Literally no-one does this"
it's called soft boiled eggs ,mr.knowitall |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | true that |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | "and you eat it with marmite soldiers and it's peng"
shut up |
RecordOfRecords
05.22.16 | I can't believe I'm not in the know about all these interesting breakfast's. I usually just eat a fruit salad with sausage tbh. |
PurpleDino
05.22.16 | I swear to god if you lot saying english beer sucks drink bud lite and coors and that you need to shut your mouth |
ArsMoriendi
05.22.16 | Never had marmite, but I've tried vegemite and it's odd as fuck tasting. |
PurpleDino
05.22.16 | vegemite's just like the aussie version I think, marmite is controversial tbf but I like it |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.22.16 | "I swear to god if you lot saying english beer sucks drink bud lite and coors "
are there others??????? |
zakalwe
05.22.16 | Marmite is a billion times better by being a million times worse tasting. |
Sinternet
05.22.16 | Must be a northern thing sounds kinda degenerate |
PurpleDino
05.22.16 | "Must be a northern thing sounds kinda degenerate"
what? |
Avagantamos
05.23.16 | sausage+hashbrown |
Avagantamos
05.23.16 | crispy bacon sucks |
RecordOfRecords
05.23.16 | Crispy bacon is beast. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.23.16 | nope bacon must be flacid and fatty |
Sinternet
05.23.16 | Flacid and fatty are the qualities i look out for |
iloveyouall
05.23.16 | crispy bacon is wank. |
ArsMoriendi
05.23.16 | "crispy bacon sucks"
I'll keep all the crispy bacon for myself then, :P |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.23.16 | you WOULD like it crispy ars u sick fuck |
RecordOfRecords
05.23.16 | Hitler liked his bacon nice and crispy, straight from the oven. |
MyNameIsPencil
05.23.16 | I just eat whatever my trap catches
Squirrel is not good tasting |
Muisc4Life26
05.24.16 | Heck yes 1 rules |