SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Teach me |
InFlamesWeThrash666
04.18.14 | You have to like Opeth and Godspeed You! |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | I do tho D: |
InFlamesWeThrash666
04.18.14 | And still not cool? Damn |
Rowan5215
04.18.14 | Make friends with one person and then slowly infiltrate their friend group like a virus |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @inflames yeah man don't understand it either |
Nocturnal
04.18.14 | Murder Skele.
And just for the record I think your cool. But then again I'm a huge douche myself so neither of us are probably cool. |
PunchforPunch
04.18.14 | You're cooler than arsemoriendi and dannyboy dw |
avonbarksdale221
04.18.14 | having to ask is one of the most uncool things you could do.
|
Riviere
04.18.14 | Subtlety, this list ain't it. |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Lol yeah sorry about that |
Phlegm
04.18.14 | ¯(°_o)/¯ |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @Phlegm Thanks man helped heaps |
TheBarber
04.18.14 | listen to the likes of 2 more and you'll get there |
Nocturnal
04.18.14 | You should post pics of your mom naked. That would be hell cool. |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @Nocturnal that could probably work |
Pennywise_M
04.18.14 | Shoutbox KILL telling him is a cunt, then go 5 every Death, Atheist, Anacrusis and Rush album (minus the bad ones, if they have any. Fact of which i am not aware). You'll be keeping it real enough to keep KILL steady and establish yourself above the alpha male here on sputnik because you STILL called him a cunt so yeah.
Meanwhile i'll be posting a link to KILL's shoutbox everywhere in the site to make sure people actually end up seeing what you did. |
Pennywise_M
04.18.14 | GO |
toxin.
04.18.14 | don't post lists like this |
Rowan5215
04.18.14 | Haha Moreira fucking brilliant |
Deviant.
04.18.14 | I'll call you a cunt for free if you like |
Pennywise_M
04.18.14 | You probably didn't mean that to me Deviant, but if you did, calling me a cunt wouldn't do much for your reputation. I'm the lowest common denominator around here
It is free though |
Rowan5215
04.18.14 | Question of the day: who was dev offering to call a cunt for free |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @TheMoreira I'll do that shit right now |
tempest--
04.18.14 | if you are legit wondering it's because you have 300 comments and no one knows (read: cares) who you are yet except for other users that only have like 500 comments |
Phlegm
04.18.14 | i think you are a nice guy Moreira :) |
PillowGuy
04.18.14 | Say you don't like The Sound of Perseverance, and everyone will accept you. |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @TheMoreira I did it. WHAT A RUSH |
Pennywise_M
04.18.14 | "if you are legit wondering it's because you have 300 comments and no one knows (read: cares) who you are yet except for other users that only have like 500 comments"
wow that was accurate
"i think you are a nice guy Moreira :)"
Oh man thank you very much! You're cool in my book too |
reportingbird
04.18.14 | Say you don't like The Sound of Perseverance,
and everyone will accept you. [2] |
treeqt.
04.18.14 | well you got the listening to generic music part down so all you need to do now is spam those threads |
Pennywise_M
04.18.14 | Dude hahaha, you actually did it! Haha man.. You should get that deleted though, it censored the word "cunt" and i'm totally not good for it as to take on my part of the deal. I'm sorry bro this wasn't meant to escalate to actual events |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Whatever you say bud |
MuhNamesTyler
04.18.14 | You ain't cool unless you pee yo pants |
Nocturnal
04.18.14 | "Shoutbox KILL telling him is a cunt, then go 5 every Death, Atheist, Anacrusis and Rush album (minus the bad ones, if they have any. Fact of which i am not aware). You'll be keeping it real enough to keep KILL steady and establish yourself above the alpha male here on sputnik because you STILL called him a cunt so yeah.
Meanwhile i'll be posting a link to KILL's shoutbox everywhere in the site to make sure people actually end up seeing what you did."
I lol'd so hard reading this. |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | The Sound of Perseverance is the biggest piece of shit I have heard in my life.
There. |
TalonsOfFire
04.18.14 | ^ That's why you're not cool. Also the fact that you listen to a band called Pig Destroyer... |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Hey man Pig Destroyer is a fucken awesome band.
Also Im just doing what pillowguy and elbaliem asked me to do. |
PillowGuy
04.18.14 | Now that you've confessed your hatred of TSOP, you are cool. |
NightProwler
04.18.14 | Just listen to Descendents' "Milo Goes to College" and stop caring about it |
collins
04.18.14 | pig destroyer are a pile of ass swampage swirling around in a toilet bowl of faux grind along with agoraphobic assbleed |
TalonsOfFire
04.18.14 | ^Yes. Also the fact that you listen to pillowguy or whatever for anything is another reason |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @NightProwler One of my favorite albums of all time |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @TalonsOfFire could you just leave this thread please, I would really appreciate that |
Nocturnal
04.18.14 | Thats your fucking problem SatanicPeanuts you need to be an elitist. Find albums so fucking obscure that you would have to go into a fucking cave in Indonesia to fucking find it. Thats how you become cool here. You fuck. |
zombi666
04.18.14 | Fuck! That SatanicPeanuts is a hell fully sick cunt, eh bro? |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @Nocturnal I shall go on a journey friend, thank you for your help |
Pennywise_M
04.18.14 | 6 - 6 - 6 PARTY WITH THE ZOMBI BITCH |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
04.18.14 | it's not so much about your behavior on the site as it is the payments people send to each other. if you do an under the table deal, for example: user A pays user B a few hundred dollars, then user B will put user A on their list of favorite users. if you're willing to pay the price you could possibly the coolest sick c()nt on the site! that's how it worked for me at least |
MrDerp
04.18.14 | Got djent while niggas are derpin, you will become the coolest table ever |
ArsMoriendi
04.18.14 | Big Black and Stone Temple Pilots?
You're cool in my book. :P |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | @Ars but you usually get shit on by almost everyone on this site |
Calc
04.18.14 | don't not give a fuck cuz that's what I do and I'm not cool at all.. |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Lol'd ^ |
YakNips
04.18.14 | I like you :) |
titanslayer
04.18.14 | I don't think it would be a good thing to be called a fucken sick cunt |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Its one on the nicest things you can say over here |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Lol k. Ima go do that |
GuyFieri
04.18.14 | Dye your hair blonde like me and chicks will instantly dig you.
also you need gold chains, earings, and rings.
that 50 cents character knows what's up
another good role model is that guy from Smash Mouth, lord does that man have style... |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | That guy is a pimp |
GuyFieri
04.18.14 | i hope to one day have the perfect hair like the guy from smash mouth. he's my idol.
still trying to find the perfect conditioner... |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Have you tried head and shoulders? |
GuyFieri
04.18.14 | i'll give it a shot, thanks for the tip.
i like this site, i'll make a few train stops in between stations of flavortown. |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Good luck bud |
GuyFieri
04.18.14 | choo choo! next stop... FREEDOM BURGERS |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | See you later! |
North0House2
04.18.14 | CASH IS KING. NO MONEY NO FRIENDS |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Shit i need a job |
InFlamesWeThrash666
04.18.14 | Good luck finding one |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Do you guys know how much strippers make hourly? |
GuyFieri
04.18.14 | i'm a regular at the stripper station in flavourtown, i'll ask one of 'em.
CHOO CHOO |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.18.14 | "You have to like Opeth and Godspeed You!"
thats literally the exact opposite thing you should do to be cool |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.18.14 | also fails on the cool front but is almost like a tiny bit endearing at least |
InFlamesWeThrash666
04.18.14 | "You have to like Opeth and Godspeed You!"
thats literally the exact opposite thing you should do to be cool
I mean being cool for this site |
betray
04.18.14 | 5 opeth |
betray
04.18.14 | and dillinger |
SatanicPeanuts
04.18.14 | Lordepots |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.18.14 | "I mean being cool for this site"
yeah, me too. |
Deviant.
04.19.14 | "Question of the day: who was dev offering to call a cunt for free"
I imagine it was the guy who wrote a list that said "Guys Plz teach me how to be cool, I wanna be on fav user lists and I want people to say things like "Woah that SatanicPeanuts guy is a fucken sick cunt". Plz halp"
Man, you guys are pretty dense sometimes |
Rowan5215
04.19.14 | Considering what Moreira's comment was like three posts before yours its hardly surprising we got confused |
silentstar
04.19.14 | well, not really - the only person who said they wanted to be called a cunt was OP
|
Rowan5215
04.19.14 | Directly yeah but the subject of cunt-name-calling had been brought up by Moreira nevertheless |
SatanicPeanuts
04.19.14 | Yeah I kinda said i wanted to be called a cunt.
|
Pennywise_M
04.19.14 | I think you're all cunts. All of you, including me
pls dont ban :' |
Phlegm
04.19.14 | Man, you guys are pretty dense sometimes |
Pennywise_M
04.19.14 | You too Phlegm. You're the cuntest |
GuyFieri
04.19.14 | don't forget about ol' Fieri! |
Pennywise_M
04.19.14 | I googled you and you seem to be quite the douchenozzle congrats |
Pennywise_M
04.19.14 | Wow calling people names is awesome WHAT A RUSH
This is how to be cool SatanicPeanuts, take notes. |
Scoot
04.19.14 | Kanye West - ehh |
JM18
04.19.14 | Kanye West = Clapping naked in an insulated room with Andcas |
GuyFieri
04.20.14 | hey now Fieri can hang with the big boys why can't you |