PorcelainRain: Any Real Men On Sputnik?

PorcelainRain 04.02.14	The younger generations have become sissified. What can we as men do about it?
PorcelainRain 04.02.14	No fragile waters here.
PorcelainRain 04.02.14	I don't like Lil B. Kevin Durant is the man.
Calc 04.02.14	I have no friends on this site is that kinda what you mean about not pandering? and also Lil B 5'd? gtfo
MikeC26 04.02.14	all lil b is 5 fuckers
PorcelainRain 04.02.14	I x'd out the Lil B rating. It was some joke to troll Trebor that never got off the ground.
PorcelainRain 04.02.14	We Came As Romans isn't metal. Popcore is more appropro
ArsMoriendi 04.02.14	What makes you a real man? This list is incredibly vague. I have a penis and XY chromosomes, isn't that enough?
Dunwich 04.02.14	I don't shave my balls, I don't care much about basic hygiene, and I have a couple of teeth missing. Do I count?
wabbit 04.02.14	a real man would never try to troll Trebor cuz that's the most retarded waste of time possible checkmate
Rhyme 04.02.14	im a real g does that count
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.14	@ars no because that doesn't mean you dont have gender dysphoria
ArsMoriendi 04.02.14	@LordPots: I'm sure I don't. Okay now that that's settled, who here wants to get in my time machine to leave the 1950s?
Relinquished 04.02.14	the "I have a XY chromosome/penis" argument only goes so far when the real bitch in you comes out in due time. if you don't have real worthwhile skills then you definitely don't count. things like self-reliance, independent, being able to provide, able to maintain health, learn something new everyday. then I'll recognize you.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.14	ill come with you, i embrace my femininity
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.14	"things like self-reliance, independent, being able to provide, able to maintain health, learn something new everyday" yeah but those are all traits that you want in a good woman too
Kman418 04.02.14	ive never cried to modern baseball and i feel like that at least counts for something
Kman418 04.02.14	i seriously cant think of anything more pathetic than crying to modern baseball WOW like for real if i ever do that im calling my mom and apologizing to her
Scoot 04.02.14	if a girl doesn't have those qualities i don't waste my time nothing worse than a leech
Relinquished 04.02.14	true pots but "you" comes first so build on those things and that woman will come after
CoolCalmJoe 04.02.14	how much do record labels cost?
Greyvy 04.02.14	i work a 9-5 job that involves physical labor and work in a field that requires skill i am a MAN GODDAMNIT
Curse. 04.02.14	I have chest hair and a beer gut, sup
Curse. 04.02.14	Those things are also what I look for in a woman
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.14	yeah my asshole is hairier than probably 90% of your heads
Relinquished 04.02.14	i hate dingleberries so I shave that shit occasionally
wabbit 04.02.14	I can feel the beta coming from this thread
zakalwe 04.02.14	A true man is always a gentlemen and that unfortunately is where it's all gone wrong nowadays with the self obsessed, mindless divs knocking about who are just rude, intolerable oiks with a ridiculous sense of entitlement.
Relinquished 04.02.14	pretty much
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.14	dude no way can i deal with that phase where you first start shaving genital areas again, already went through that with my pubic region years and years ago and i still remember how awful it was
ArsMoriendi 04.02.14	"self-reliance, independent, being able to provide, able to maintain health, learn something new everyday" I'm 18 and finishing high school and got into a few good colleges... I'm healthy... WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
StJimmyRocks92 04.02.14	im a squid
ArsMoriendi 04.02.14	Good grooming and good hygiene show maturity and therefore manliness. At least I think so.
Kman418 04.02.14	it truly is a marvel how fragile the male ego is and if this thread isn't a perfect example of that i dont know what is
Scoot 04.02.14	thank zyzz and the aussie brahs for that
Relinquished 04.02.14	all that shows the man's character ars so you're right and potsy just remember to at least trim it when "that girl" comes and you don't want her to freak
MO 04.02.14	I is manly man
Greyvy 04.02.14	make sure 2 trim the gooch area
PitchforkArms 04.02.14	as an 18 yr old, i feel like im more manly than most. ive fought MMA for like 4 years, and im an avid hunter. oh, and i like metal....
Thibs 04.02.14	you're not a man until you've listened to Yyrkoon - Occult Medicine
Thibs 04.02.14	the most under rated metal album of all time
itsalltherage 04.02.14	real men take blunts to the face
ArsMoriendi 04.02.14	Liking metal doesn't make you manly. Liking metal doesn't make you not manly either though... it's more of a neutral. Being a man is probably just being mature, having good hygiene, being able to control your emotions, admitting to your mistakes, and functioning at least semi-successfully in society with some sort of job. With all of that said, I lose my temper way too much to qualify... also I'm pretty stubborn. Whatever...
Kman418 04.02.14	if you seriously think theres any factors that go into defining a "real man" you are dumb and im going to laugh and make fun of you
Thibs 04.02.14	^ yes
ShitsofRain 04.02.14	anime avatars best avatars
Thibs 04.02.14	no, they are gay not that there's anything wrong with that still gay though
itsalltherage 04.02.14	real men take their whiskey neat
Rhyme 04.02.14	good thing i have a jpop singer as my avatar or else i wouldnt be a man
Greyvy 04.03.14	xD
Relinquished 04.03.14	"if you seriously think theres any factors that go into defining a "real man" you are dumb" but there are provide, protect, and procreate
Relinquished 04.03.14	ofc those come later and not when you're an 18yo shithead
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	"procreate" So gay men aren't real men? Or what about infertile men? Men who just don't want kids? Provide and protect are fine though.
LambsBread 04.03.14	Theres virtually no real men left in the US.Real men are libertarians, the rest of you are a hybrid of jellyfish and sheep.
EaglesBecomeVultures 04.03.14	WHO YOU TALKIN TO BITCH
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	"Real men are libertarians" Ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahaha you almost had me ready to at least consider your point of view and then you said that.
Relinquished 04.03.14	gay men can still fuck and if they want kids by in vitro they're still procreating infertile men are excepted cuz it's something outside of their control and the other one is a choice to not HAVE kids
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	@Relinquished: fair enough. Not sure If I'd personally go in vitro though. Can't adopting count for "man" points?
Relinquished 04.03.14	yes cuz it's part of being responsible and that counts
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	@Frippertronics: LambsBread, who else?
PorcelainRain 04.03.14	"A true man is always a gentlemen and that unfortunately is where it's all gone wrong nowadays with the self obsessed, mindless divs knocking about who are just rude, intolerable oiks with a ridiculous sense of entitlement." zakalwe wins my thread
Thibs 04.03.14	ron swanson
LambsBread 04.03.14	Its true, you aren't a real man being an apathetic arrogant tool and libertarians are the only part of the country that has the rare combo of a spine and brain. whether you are aware of this or not is another story, im sure being a real man to you has to do with knowing Keeping Up With The Kardashian trivia.
LambsBread 04.03.14	everything is political you just don't understand because you are too young and think politics is something on cable news rather than the reason you even exist and are free to be on this site talking about bullshit
Thibs 04.03.14	fack
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	That's right. This is a music website. Let's talk about manly musicians like Michael Stipe ;)
Thibs 04.03.14	watch bill maher
LambsBread 04.03.14	Im aware you don't care, that is the definition of apathy.
Thibs 04.03.14	btw, sweet list eh?
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	So Michael Stipe is definition of manliness. Who agrees?
PorcelainRain 04.03.14	okay Zakalwe still wins my thread, but LambsBread is the runner up
LambsBread 04.03.14	sorry Fripp I didnt notice that was you talking I was just speaking generally saying young people are apathetic today, I can see how that would be offensive to you knowing our history of bicker fests and me using that to say you don't get MMLP2. Anyway this thread has little-nothing to do with music so I think answering the question which was 'what makes a real man', and saying "care for politics" isn't bannable in any sense. young people (generally and relatively) don't care about politics and by extension only care about themselves. I can see this is starting to upset people somehow so I guess ill stop having an opinion
Kman418 04.03.14	"but there are provide, protect, and procreate" remember that thing i said earlier about the male ego being so hilariously fragile well yeah there you go
PorcelainRain 04.03.14	As thread maker, LambsBread can say what he wants as long as it isn't inappropriate. So far everything he has said is appropriate. continue
Cygnatti 04.03.14	I always found this idea of a "real man" to have been really overrated.
LambsBread 04.03.14	I mean we all know the real criteria of being a man is having 3x as many KRS-One plays as anything else on your Last FM
pedro70512 04.03.14	Anime is the manliest thing ever. Girls love a good cuddle over Ouran High School Host Club.
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	@LambsBread: I have twice as much Zappa than any other artist on my Last.Fm, is that close enough? Look at this manliness: http://seeker401.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/frank-zappa.jpg
LambsBread 04.03.14	"f you seriously think theres any factors that go into defining a "real man" you are dumb and im going to laugh and make fun of you" You are being too serious about it, we aren't saying the typical meathead bullshit "you are a real man if and only if these things: have to be heterosexual cowboy etc." we are just discussing traits that were once admirable in the male population that are lost in modern society like being a gentleman and caring for your community and family.
Kman418 04.03.14	http://www.doctornerdlove.com/2013/10/masculinity-fails-men/
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	@LambsBread: and hygiene, don't forget hygiene.
Kman418 04.03.14	no what im saying is that im fine with masculinity or any of those qualities that you're talking about but the idea that that (or anything) is what defines a man or that you're somehow better than other men bc you play into some bullshit criteria made up by society about "living up to your role as a man" you are dumb and need to sit down
Thibs 04.03.14	WWJD
Relinquished 04.03.14	article by dr.nerdlove nope not reading
Kman418 04.03.14	i mean i could provide you with plenty of other articles on the topic its not really that unknown of a phenomena
LambsBread 04.03.14	decent point Kman but you coulda beennicer about it : ( and I already am sitting down. lol It is kinda trivial to try to live up to a term that society has created, but at the same time it just kind of shows a type of respect for your elders and a commitment to continue their values after their death. also I don't think 'masculinity' has anything to do with being a "real man", like I said, my main criteria is 'care for someone other than yourself' and I think some of the most masculine people are some of the most selfish.
PorcelainRain 04.03.14	Lambsbread is accomplishing everything I hoped this thread would be.
Crymsonblaze 04.03.14	i do have an anime avatar actually. only anime i like, but still, it counts and overly masculine guys (and i guess girls too) are idiots, so there's that
Kman418 04.03.14	i mean i get what you're saying but the idea of "being a real man" is pretty toxic in general which that article touches on a lot i agree that those are characteristics that are respectable and you should strive for but then just call it that - respectable. that doesn't have to do with being a man or not, that should just be an inherent part in being a good human being
PorcelainRain 04.03.14	Crymson you also have Pirate Xander so you are in the clear
Kman418 04.03.14	(i apologize if that came off as an attack by the way lambs i just get heated it was not intentional)
ArsMoriendi 04.03.14	I mean, its not like we should hold men and women to different moral standards based on gender, right? Is being a "real man" that different from being a "real woman" ???
Kman418 04.03.14	or OR we could just drop all this silliness about a "real man/woman" and call it being a decent person seeing as how problematic terms like that can be i mean it gets the same point across
Cygnatti 04.03.14	He said toxic earlier, do you want him to say it again?
Kman418 04.03.14	why it describes the concept well just bc a bunch of bigoted tumblr shit heads overuse doesn't mean no one should ever use it god
Greyvy 04.03.14	how are u not in my dms right now
Crymsonblaze 04.03.14	"Crymson you also have Pirate Xander so you are in the clear" oh thank atheist god now i'm a MAHN a mahn mahn mahn now i'm a MAHN a mahnny mahn mahn! :-)
tempest-- 04.03.14	didn't read thread but its talking about real men and we got lakes and kman in here so lol
someguest 04.03.14	Spike is not a character, he's a way of life.
someguest 04.03.14	I had someone tell me that tonight as a matter of fact. Some of us do win them all!
PuddlesPuddles 04.03.14	I was under the impression only someguest and me
Crymsonblaze 04.03.14	bah angel is way cooler
PunchforPunch 04.03.14	I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning ... without any milk
Crymsonblaze 04.03.14	then again i like bill more than eric and stefan more than damon too, so meh ;-)
someguest 04.03.14	"bah angel is way cooler" his clothes may be a little cooler, but that's the only category he beats me in!
titanslayer 04.03.14	I kill titans for the fun of it, how could anything be more manly then that?
pedro70512 04.03.14	"I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning" like, fingernails? that's pretty gross, man.
Crymsonblaze 04.03.14	"his clothes may be a little cooler, but that's the only category he beats me in!" i'd have to see a picture of your hair before i agree
Crymsonblaze 04.03.14	that's awesome
Emim 04.03.14	I shoot guns.
PorcelainRain 04.04.14	I've shot guns before too, but I enjoy laser tag the bestest!
InbredJed 04.04.14	Damn how did I miss this thread?!
PorcelainRain 04.04.14	uh oh
PorcelainRain 04.04.14	i need an adult
Killerhit 04.04.14	there, there it's alright
Ovrot 04.04.14	this list is gay as shit you should watch more anime
InbredJed 04.04.14	Anime is turbo manly, ever seen Ninja Scroll?
PorcelainRain 04.04.14	I don't even listen to those lol and never heard of Ninja Scroll
Ovrot 04.04.14	Man I almost bought the collectors edition DVD set for ninja scroll last month. It was at half-price books for 30 bucks. It was so tempting.
LambsBread 04.04.14	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOvktLgETbk
qwe3 04.04.14	you just invalidated your opinion on real men by putting a shitty 2pac album and master of puppets on your list
EaglesBecomeVultures 04.04.14	^^^ list is for mouth breathers
PorcelainRain 04.04.14	It's not like I listen to them. You just don't understand the methods of my madness.
fallenbird 04.04.14	No real women on Sputnik either.
KILL 04.04.14	kimm is as real as it gets shes proud of her natural aboriginals
MaskAtTheMasquerade 04.04.14	I am no male nor am I female I am puter
PorcelainRain 04.04.14	yeah Kimm's great
KILL 04.04.14	she wont put out faggot dont even try
PorcelainRain 04.04.14	Kimm is ain't like that even so haha
KILL 04.04.14	who do you think you are cyrus?? even his cool as fuck ass couldnt get through to kims flange, shes savin herself for the fuckin lord
LambsBread 04.04.14	"No real women on Sputnik either." lol
EaglesBecomeVultures 04.04.14	it's like bro do you even swans?
witchxrapist 04.04.14	i wish i could be more masculine i wish i was chauvinistic alpha male
Confucius 04.04.14	Wisdom is what makes a real man.
Shuyin 04.04.14	only real man have an anime avatar
Storm In A Teacup 10.07.16	lambsbread totally said "the only real men left are Libertarians" lol
Sevengill 10.07.16	last vestiges of manliness up for grabs going once going twice
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.07.16	metallica fucking blows that is all except that anthrax and pantera fucking blow too that is all
Storm In A Teacup 10.07.16	I went to a music festival and left before Anthrax could even get on stage. Haven't ever really second guessed that decision. I'm pretty sure the last time I listened to Metallica was when I tried the first song off of that Lou Reed or whoever collab. That was fucking torture. As for Pantera I know I used to like them when I was 13/14 but I stopped listening to them by the time I was 15...so it's been like 11 years and I'm not interested in going back to hear again.
Ovrot 10.07.16	metallica broke up in 91'
guitarded_chuck 10.07.16	METALLICA DIED ON A BUS IN SWEDEN LADYBOYS
Sinternet 10.07.16	cool list
Sinternet 10.07.16	thrash is super gay tho
romulanrancor 10.07.16	dude being someones senpai is manly af
romulanrancor 10.07.16	sick list btw...
ArsMoriendi 10.07.16	Omg my 2014 comments are all beautiful Good list lol
zakalwe 10.07.16	Yeah mine from 04.02.14 is ahead of its time
Crymsonblaze 10.07.16	oops
AmericanFlagAsh 10.07.16	Lmaoooo what is this
ArsMoriendi 10.07.16	I was so much more outspoken back when I was newbie Man I feel like I've toned myself down so much Maybe I should tone it back up! heh
Storm In A Teacup 12.24.16	oh lanta
Emim 12.24.16	No, keep it toned down.
deathschool 12.24.16	Does fucking your bitch make me a "real man"?
ShadowRemains 12.24.16	it does for based god