NarlusKing123: Most Ridiculous Song Lyrics

PitchforkArms 03.20.14	I KNOOOWWWW, YOU FUCKING LOVE IT, BITCH
scottpilgrim10 03.20.14	"It's fucking science. Just ask Albert Einstein He invented space." Ridiculously awesome.
Asdfp277 03.20.14	bjork has some silly but flawless, perfect lyrics
slimdaddy 03.20.14	"Make a movie with your bitch, Steven Spiel-nigga" -Lil Wayne
Snake. 03.20.14	1 is fucking amazing shut the fuck up
MoosechriS 03.20.14	torsofuck - raped by elephants lyrical genius right here
NordicMindset 03.20.14	My girlfriend's a dick magnet
PigDestroyer89 03.20.14	3 wtf
Trebor. 03.20.14	how is 1 funny
Asdfp277 03.20.14	i actually literally cry whenever i hear 1
NordicMindset 03.20.14	how is 1 finny [3]
Asdfp277 03.20.14	how is 1 finny [4]
betray 03.20.14	ASK YOUR GIRL WHAT MY DICK TASTES LIKE
Thanatopsis 03.20.14	Dance Gavin Dance has some gems. "So I'm baking a cake, got this badass oven filled with goodies and treats for all of my friends." - "Purple Reign" "The future is kush and bubblegum, but I prefer wood to linoleum. My destiny is calling me, it says, 'You'll be fine if you take some Tums.'" - "Pounce Bounce" "Please, girl, stay 'til the early morning. We can make some coffee. You can do my laundry. Please, girl, stay, don't mind the clutter. Get back in bed, yeah. Mickey Mouse covers, oh, girl, on your body." - "Strawberry Swisher Pt. 1" "If you're gonna wear the uniform, you'd better sell the cookies. Don't come to my house asking for a handout. If you're gonna wear the uniform, sell the fucking cookies. Don't come to my house." - "Burning Down the Nicotine Armoire Pt. 2" "Sit down, call off the cavalry. I'm stealing the jewels in a slow-motion action replay. Bar fight. I invented chivalry. Notch in my bedpost. Slow motion action replay." - "The Backwards Pumpkin Song" The list goes on.
Asdfp277 03.20.14	LIKE A PLASTIC BAG
WellFedWhiteMale 03.20.14	"They end up objects of our own despise...why?" Ian Mackaye
gotsthedewsdood 03.20.14	Modest Mouse is brilliant don't laugh at them.
SatanicPeanuts 03.20.14	I know I know for sure Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang. I know I know it's you Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang. Around the world- Red HOt chili Peppers
zakalwe 03.20.14	Desree with the absolute gem. I don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast. And watch the evening news.
NarlusKing123 03.24.14	I am not saying that Bankrupt on Selling is a bad song or the lyrics are bad. I love the song and it's one of my favorite songs of all time, but I just thought that line was funny and it still makes me laugh today.
FearTomorrow 03.24.14	Modest Mouse never deserves to be in the same list as Emmure bro
osmark86 03.24.14	have you ever heard Warrant's Cherry Pie?
ButteryBiscuitBass 03.24.14	'The most loneliest day of my life.'
osmark86 03.24.14	@zak: hahaha oh yeah I remember even thinking wtf at those lyrics as a kid when that song came out ^^.
osmark86 03.24.14	turns out I was 12 when that gem of a tune came out, so I guess that makes sense.. apparently it won "worst ever pop lyric" in a BBC poll. go figure.
DominionMM1 03.24.14	your girlfriend couldve been a burn victim, an amputee, a dead body but god damn i wanted to fuck
greencorn5 03.24.14	I'm pretty sure knowing Isaac's personality that he did intend that line to be somewhat humorous. The song is beautiful but I agree that line is funny. Hell, even my gf laughed at it the other day when she heard it for the first time.
Curse. 03.24.14	Semen stains the mountaintops
Curse. 03.24.14	The sales climb high Through the garbage-pail sky Like a giant dildo crushing the sun
SharkTooth 03.24.14	Birthday Song "She got a big booty so I call her big booty"
YoYoMancuso 03.24.14	wow Modest Mouse is the best lyric band to ever exist
FearTomorrow 03.24.14	^
emester 03.24.14	Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants [1374]
BigBlob 03.24.14	Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk ahahahahahaha
betray 03.24.14	Got 10 cars, got 100 bitches, Stuff her in the trunk, I think I'm Homer Simpson