Hep Kat
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Last Active 11-23-19 1:44 am
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11.30.17 Festivus Swangaz N’ Vogue11.29.17 Intimate Turn Up with Uncle Hep
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06.21.17 Re: night birds04.02.17 Dipset (Hep's Town)
03.23.17 @Snide Remarks03.14.17 ohhhhh SHIIIIITTTT!
02.27.17 Okay which one of you clods is this02.18.17 Going to Wisconsin to make a sex tape
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Hep Kat's List Of Musical Things That Piss Me Off

THESE THINGS MAKE ME WANT TO LAY NATIONS TO WASTE AND CROWD PUNCH SLUTS
1People who think a song is old after a month

Fuck you. Maybe if you listened to music with depth...wait just fuck you.
2Indie pricks

See me in the lot, you're going DOWN.
3Artist knob-slobbers

Look, I have favorites too, but when you're obsessive, it's just gay. Mangum fans, I'm looking at you.
4Kids who don't belong at shows coming to shows

Ok people, when I say you can leave Hot Topic, then you can just rip yourselves in half.
5Metalheads

Really guys, navigate your way out of your trip pants so you can find your dicks.
6People whose music collection is comprised of soundtracks

This is a sure-fire way to make my gaydar go off. Unless you're a chick. Then you're just stupid.
7Classic rock elitists

Good music didn't stop being made after 1989 pussy. Actually, it got better.
8People who refuse to understand that "emo" kids are scene.

Also, Green Day is POP-PUNK not emo, you faggots.
9Assholes who are "too cool" for musicals

Burn.
10PayneTiger777

Giants fan and he sucks at Sputnik. I mean, seriously.
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