Lyzak The Slimdaddy
Both lyzakthellama and slimdaddy's reviews ranked. |
| 6 |  | Skeletonbreath
Louise
Just a one-off from lyzak, but a good one at that. He was the last of us 3 to write a review, and I wish he (along with slimdaddy) would write more often. |
| 5 |  | Korn
The Path of Totality
2.5/5 He was asking for a Sputnik ass-rape when he did a track by track; it was a veritable death-sentence. Paired with talking about dubstep, which (from people who are more well acquainted with the genre) apparently draws the hate comments like no other, made for a badly received review, that really was fine for a maiden voyage. |
| 4 |  | AWOLNATION
Megalithic Symphony
4.5/5 An improvement from the track by track, but it's just close enough that the users are STILL gonna think negatively about the review... Curse our bigotry. |
| 3 |  | Aranda
Aranda
4/5 Not a fan of this band, but the review does say everything it needs to in order to convey what the album is all about. |
| 2 | | A Plot For Revenge
Judgements EP
0.5/5 I won't deny that this was done in mean spirit, but God I laugh every time I think about this band. Not only did multiple members see the review, but ungracefully and immaturely attempted to defend it (creating accounts solely for the purpose of doing so, and using their real names as well, making it that much more sad). A whole bunch of high school buds had loads of fun hating this "music" that at all times borders on comedy, which would've been better if that was the direction they were going for. "You KEEEPPTT ME along for the RIIYIDDE!" |
| 1 |  | Subkulture Patriots
Subkulture Riots
3/5 Concise and to the point, and with that ever-present innocent wit. The perfect blend of slim's serious and humorous sides. Also brings back memories of one of the best weeks in my life at SXSW 2013. SKP IS the shit. |
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