|The Greatest Albums Ever!! Really!!|
Note that I said ALBUMS, not SINGLES or MIXTAPES, whcih are objectively better, so I won't be putting much italo-disco or deep house or chopped & screwed in this list. maybe another time
|1||My Bloody Valentine|
... sonorous languorous anguished blissful waves... of washed out languishing woozy blissful anguish and bliss....
typing in lowercase all the time as a fashion statement
|3||The Magnetic Fields|
69 Love Songs
I have gender identity issues, so I'd appreciate it if you refer to me as "they" or "zhxe[r]".
|4|| ||Belle & Sebastian|
If You're Feeling Sinister
You can tell this is some pretty heady, quirky, affected stuff because The Trial is on the cover photo! The Trial is a book written by Franz Kefka, a smart Russian guy. I love books. Books are sexy.
finally! black metal for people who sleep with night-lights :)
The Modern Dance
honk, thud, crash
I Put a Spell on You
allithon... mumble mumble... your thigarette....
The Peel Sessions
Let me tell you about "white privilege"
I like Radiohead, and I also like some folk music...
Kind of Blue
I like Radiohead, and I also like some jazz...
Have yuo ever heard of a "timer signature"?
|13|| ||Camera Obscura|
Let's Get Out of this Country
p. god album. i'm sort of a photographer, so i might "get" their "raison d'utre" better than some people.
My Maudlin Career
kinda goes against the rockist cis hegemony tho, so you might not like it.
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
obligatory black guy
obligatory obscure black guy
|17||The Flaming Lips|
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
It might just sound like 90s alt rock, but it has super-deep *fwwwooshhh* *blipppp* noises and stuff!
ever time i'm on a train i fall in love
Kurt was originally gonna title this "Verse Chorus Verse," for the sake of truth in advertising he should've stuck with it.
I sure hope "the best album of all time" doesn't have a vocalist who sounds like he has a bonsai collection and cries when he snips a leaf wrong.
The Queen Is Dead
Maybe I'll start wearing a scarf.
The 20/20 Experience
I like boyband music again because the internet said it's ok.