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01.28.14 Baby's First: Music That Isn't Terrible11.21.13 Stages On Life's Way
11.03.13 Are You Metal?10.08.13 My 20th Century
10.04.13 Burzum Ranked09.26.13 What Do You See In Jazz?
09.25.13 Desert Island Discs

Are You Metal?

Or are you faget?
1Classics
Album


Records that are eternal for teh metal. You either dig most of them or you leave the hall.
2Burzum
Burzum
3Burzum
Hvis lyset tar oss
4kreator
pleasure to kill
5D.R.I.
Dirty Rotten LP
6Dissection
Storm of the light's bane
7Destroyer 666
Unchain the Wolves
8Morbid Angel
Altars of Madness
9 Sarcofago
INRI
10Bathory
Blood Fire Death
11King Diamond
Abigail
12Bathory
Under the Sign of the Black Mark
13King Crimson
In The Court of the Crimson King


Not only off of metal can a metal-man live.
14Discharge
Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing
15Klaus Schulze
Cyborg
16Bulldozer
The Day of Wrath


Rather mostly off of metal.
17Nuclear Death
Carrion for Worm


The CD with both this and "Bride of Insect" on it.
18Manilla Road
Crystal Logic
19Death SS
... In Death of Steve Sylvester
20Bathory
Hammerheart
21Burzum
Det Som Engang Var
22Burzum
Filosofem
23Blind Guardian
Tales From The Twilight World


Oh, you don't like power metal? What does it feel like, have ten dicks up your ass?
24Richard Wagner
Der Ring des Nibelungen
25Graveland
Thousand Swords
26Bathory
Bathory
27 Bathory
The Return.....
28Slayer
Show no Mercy
29Immortal
Pure Holocaust
30Lost Horizon
Awakening the World
31Enslaved
Vikingligr Veldi
32Emperor
In the Nightside Eclipse
33Bathory
Twilight of the Gods
34Manowar
Into Glory Ride
35Venom
Black Metal
36Slayer
Hell Awaits
37Celtic Frost
Morbid Tales


Might as well just buy the CD that has both this and Emperor's Return on it.
38Iced Earth
Burnt Offerings
39 Hellhammer
Apocalyptic Raids
40Celtic Frost
To Mega Therion
41Dark Quarterer
Dark Quarterer
42Slayer
Haunting The Chapel
43King Crimson
Red
44Klaus Schulze
X
45Sanctuary
Into the Mirror Black
46Manilla Road
Open the Gates
47Manilla Road
The Deluge
48Crimson Glory
Crimson Glory
49Graveland
The Celtic Winter


"But Graveland is nazi, and nazis are evil..." If you were a real metalhead you'd know that good and evil are meaningless jewish concepts you shtupid faget.
50Immortal
Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
51Darkthrone
Transilvanian Hunger
52Delving Deeper
Album


So, you like The Metal? Wanna follow further down the path of victory and badassery? Then read on...
53Demoncy
Joined in Darkness
54Incantation
Onward to Golgotha
55Havohej
Dethrone the son of god
56Profanatica
profanatitas de domonatia
57Antaeus
Cut your flesh and worship satan


Listen to this instead of that homo Watain crap.
58 Gehenna
En Busca Del Valle de Gehenna
59Immortal
Battles in the north
60Averse Sefira
Advent Parallax
61Averse Sefira
Tetragrammatical Astygmata
62Helloween
Walls of Jericho
63Immolation
Failures for gods
64Morbid Angel
Blessed are the sick
65Slayer
Haunting the chapel
66Fates Warning
Awaken the guardian
67Immolation
Unholy Cult
68Beherit
Engram
69Beherit
Drawing down the moon
70Beherit
The oath of black blood
71Blind Guardian
Somewhere far beyond
72Bathory
Nordland I
73Beherit
Electric Doom Synthesis
74Skepticism
Stormcrowfleet
75Fates Warning
The Spectre Within
76Sort Vokter
Folkloric Necro Metal
77Gorguts
From wisdom to hate
78Summoning
Oath Bound
79Summoning
Dol Guldur
80dead can dance
within the realm of a dying sun
81blaspherian
allegiance to the will of damnation
82Yngwie Malmsteen
Rising Force


"I hate Malmsteen, he's a wanky faggot, all he does is show off, doesn't know how to write a song blah blah blah...." Fuck off to your indie rock albums you filthy cunt. Humility is a stupid Christian value.
83Graveland
Memory and Destiny
84Summoning
Nightshade forests
85Morpheus Descends
Chronicles of the Shadowed Ones
86Asphyx
The Rack
87Angra
Temple of Shadows
88Asphyx
Last one on earth
89obituary
slowly we rot
90Infester
To the depths... in degradation
91at the gates
the red in the sky is ours
92coroner
mental vortex
93kreator
endless pain
94sisters of mercy
first and last and always
95avzhia
the key of throne
96mercyful fate
melissa
97legion of doom
the horned made flesh
98funeral
tragedies
99 mournful congregation
an epic dream of desire
100Massacra
Final Holocaust
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