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NO MORE SHITTY METALCOAR!

KIDS! Please stop this revolution of terrible metalcore which has been spread through out today's youth by the social networking gridlock that has every teens undivided attention. rTake a look at this list of APPROVED entry-level metalcore acts sure to get your fuckin' blood pumping. And NO MOTHER FUCKERS "Jane Doe" AINT on here. FUCK RISE RECORDS.
10Vanna
Curses

In my opinion, the most underrated Post-hardcore/Metalcore band out there.
9Bury Your Dead
Cover Your Tracks

BURY YOUR FUCKIN' DEAD.
8From Autumn to Ashes
The Fiction We Live

"The After Dinner Payback" is one of the most influential metalcore songs ever. That song is the sound of modern metalcore and the formula for every shitty band to rip off.
7Cancer Bats
Hail Destroyer

If Black Sabbath was after the "punk movement". Scott proves one guitarist is all you need. This Album riffs so fucking hard.
6Parkway Drive
Horizons

Parkway Drive may be the heaviest band currently touring the world. This Australian power house better be credited later on in life for this album. In 2007 this album changed the game for every band in the "scene". The succeeding album "Deep Blue" also deserves an honorable mention. A couple of the only few decent albums Epitaph records put out in the past 10 years.
5The Bled
Pass the Flask

Another band that didn't receive nearly the amount of attention they deserved. Pass the Flask is a classic for me and very influential in westcoast underground punk/hardcore scenes.
4The Chariot
The Fiancee

NOISE. NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL NOISE.
3Every Time I Die
Gutter Phenomenon

I HATE using the term but this album fuckin' ROCKS. Its chaotic and noisy like nothing you've heard before. Surprisingly "dancey" and groovy at times but not before Keith Buckley belts out some beautiful note over the dirtiest southern guitar lick you've heard since fucking Lynard Skynyrd.
2Underoath
Define the Great Line

Absolutely crucial to MODERN "Metalcore". Anyone who says otherwise is lying to them self. I would credit this band with popularizing the screamed verse and clean singing chorus formula most metalcore bands stick to today. "Your Only Chasing Safety" Catapulted this band to the mainstream. They then made a crucial move musically and produced this masterpiece.
And DONT YOU LOOK AT ME DEVIL WEARS PRADA!! As if you didnt spend every fucking night jerkin' into your bible to this CD.
1 Norma Jean
O' God the Aftermath

UTTER CHAOS.
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