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Words That Mean Things #2

I made the first one of these a long time ago and am now continuing it. Enjoy.
1Cannibal Ox
The Cold Vein

I rest my head on 115th, but miracles only happen on 34th, so I guess life is mean - and death is the median - and purgatory is the mode that we settle in
2Fiona Apple
The Idler Wheel...

I'm amorous, but out of reach - a still-life drawing of a peach
Brother, Sister

I'd set my course for land, but you well understand it takes a steady hand to navigate adulterous waters
4Minus the Bear
Planet of Ice

but I was afraid... of becoming a casual businessman on matters of the heart - of becoming a casual businessman, or something even worse
5The Smith Street Band
No One Gets Lost Anymore

We've all slept under bridges, darling, don't you look so fucking proud
6Regina Spektor
Soviet Kitsch

Things I have loved I'm allowed to keep

Wrote the book on rhymes, a note from the author with no headshot, he says its been a while, got a breadwinner style to get the inner child to f'nna smile
8Andrew Jackson Jihad
Knife Man

If God doesn't like ugly, then God doesn't like anybody, so fuck God anyway! God is obsolete! Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny.
9Tom Waits
Rain Dogs

I'd tell you all my secrets, but I lie about my past - so send me off to bed forevermore
10The National
Trouble Will Find Me

Remember when you lost your shit and drove the car into the garden? You got out and said 'i'm sorry' to the vines and no one saw it
11Aesop Rock
Labor Days

Now it's honor, and i spell it with the 'h' i stole from 'heritage,' merit crutch stole the wretched refuse of my teeming resonance
12Streetlight Manifesto
Everything Goes Numb

Like two children on the playground of the unconfessed souls, abandoned by our mothers and our lovers and our foes, if only we were brave enough to live the lives we stole, what a wonderful world this could be!
13Wolf Parade
Apologies to the Queen Mary

You say it's in God's hands, but God doesn't always have the best goddamn plans, does he?
14Broken Social Scene
You Forgot It In People

Little pistols and companion halls - desperation tentacles - I've been alone since '89
15Of Montreal
Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?

Eva, I'm sorry, but you will never have me. To me you're just some faggy girl, and I need a lover with soul power. You ain't got no soul power.
Worship and Tribute

Contrary to what you believe, we oscillate and vary speed. The food in jail is sulphury, how do Inuits spell 'relief'?
Turn on the Bright Lights

My best friend's from Poland, and um, he has a beard

Good at being alone
Fantastic Damage

Front now, you got a cheshire cat grin - eerie malevolence of commerce combined with backspins - I'm just a kid, tryin' to do good for my friends whose lives end,
while the queen of radio play's painting the carnations red
20Guided By Voices
Bee Thousand

I am a scientist, I seek to understand me - all of my impurities and evils yet unknown. I am a journalist, I write to you to show you - I am an incurable and nothing else behaves like me
Electro-Shock Blues

My name's Elizabeth. My life is shit and piss.

Only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue
23Modest Mouse
The Moon & Antarctica

In this life like weeds, eyes need us to see. Hearts need us to bleed, in this life like weeds.

Heads are hangin' from garbageman trees - mouthwash jukebox gasoline
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

Distance has no way of making love understandable
Blazing Arrow

Stuck in a flurry of illusions goin nowhere fast
27Texas Is the Reason
Do You Know Who You Are?

I never said that it felt good to know everything that you needed to know
28The Tallest Man On Earth
The Wild Hunt

But hell, I'm just a blind man on the plains - I drink my water when it rains - and live by chance among the lightning strikes
29Frightened Rabbit
The Midnight Organ Fight

While I'm alive, I'll make tiny changes to Earth
30Jenny Hval

I arrived in town with an electric toothbrush pressed against my clitoris
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