LampshadePelican: Grindcore Band Name ideas?

tempest-- 05.13.13	Go Fuck Yourself I'm Serious
Kman418 05.13.13	prolapsed turtle anus
alachlahol 05.13.13	these names are crap,, go with boat propeller abortion and never look back
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	If they were amazing I would have used one. That's why I ask for suggestions.
SabertoothMonocle 05.13.13	Chainsaw Colostomy Splurge
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	Haha Andcas
bach 05.13.13	Testicular Frostbite Urethral Penetration
SabertoothMonocle 05.13.13	Lacerated Foreskin Massacre
slipnslide 05.13.13	Hi, Let's Be Friends
bach 05.13.13	World Peace Through Euphoric Flowery Explosions
SubtleBody 05.13.13	Your Mother's Cunt Juice Cocktail
slipnslide 05.13.13	i liek bachs suggestion
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	Urethral Penetration XD
SubtleBody 05.13.13	Murdering the Dead
SubtleBody 05.13.13	Stubbed Toe Chinese Burned Wrist Twisted Nipple Noogied Skull
SabertoothMonocle 05.13.13	Indian Sunburn Genocide
Kman418 05.13.13	paper cut jugular
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	Stubbed Toe Chinese Burned Wrist Twisted Nipple Noogied Skull These made me laugh pretty damn hard haha
Kman418 05.13.13	i hope you step on a lego
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	Gentle Fecal Asphyxiation
SabertoothMonocle 05.13.13	rofl
Kman418 05.13.13	please disrespect women
demon of surveillance 05.13.13	http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Your-Goregrind-Band-Name.jpg
SabertoothMonocle 05.13.13	Q-Tip Eye Gouge
demon of surveillance 05.13.13	Mine is Erotic Cunt Attack.
SabertoothMonocle 05.13.13	Vaginal Trampoline Ejaculation (according to that wonderful chart)
Kman418 05.13.13	got fermented ass party lol
slipnslide 05.13.13	Rotting Anal Bead Dismemberment Nightmare (chart)
slipnslide 05.13.13	lol Retarded Miscarriage
DanielNightLewis 05.13.13	Perg Derstreryer Transatlantic Donkey Skull Spastic Uppercut Nativity Play Shotgun Enema
Rowan5215 05.13.13	Fucking lol, mine's Ejaculating Cum Ejaculation.
Vakarian12 05.13.13	Shit Covered Retard Torture (that chart rules)
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	HAHA holy shit do I find this amusing Cummy Crusty Bunghole
Vakarian12 05.13.13	Retarded Grandma Squating
Scoot 05.13.13	splinterdick gorefuck is a classic
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	And I just realized this is making it harder to decide
Scoot 05.13.13	chart = fermented chainsaw feast
Scoot 05.13.13	can't go wrong with shit covered grandma rape
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	Mine based on the chart is: Rancid Pussy Dismemberment Thanks for sharing the chart Demon Of Surveillance
Mordecai. 05.13.13	I Farted On You When You Put Banana Peppers In The Wheaties
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	WTF hahaha
Mordecai. 05.13.13	yuh
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	I like it
zakalwe 05.13.13	Embalmed limb fucking tool.
Kman418 05.13.13	just watch some of skele's videos they're loaded with names that could work
zombi666 05.13.13	Oral Castration
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	I should have caught that. I didn't know there was a blr of spiderman. Who might skele be?
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	I think the winner is from Bach, for an unsuspecting and beautiful band name: World Peace Through Euphoric Flowery Explosions
Wafflez 05.13.13	Anal Abortion Rotten Circumcised penis ....Yeah that's it ;-;
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	I have anal abortions every day
zombi666 05.13.13	Queef Inhaler.
osmark86 05.13.13	Infinite Jizzed
zombi666 05.13.13	Afterbirth Smorgasbord Gluttony
Kman418 05.13.13	man some of these are wek
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	Fetal Fettuccine
zombi666 05.13.13	Grandpa Yeast Infection
Wafflez 05.13.13	Fermented Cum Feast Mutant Newborn Rape Retarded Pussy Fisting
BigPleb 05.13.13	Anal Discharge.
Puzzles 05.13.13	Necrotising Fasciitis
DanielNightLewis 05.13.13	Elviserate Optimus Hatecrime Polkageist Fuckstump Uncle No-no
NightProwler 05.13.13	Grinded Skunk
SabertoothMonocle 05.13.13	'Dat Thread
Sniff 05.13.13	We find rape amusing
DanielNightLewis 05.13.13	PÆDÖFÜKKEN Goldie Lookin' Chainsaw Massacre Stillborn Grandma Cradle of MILF Jevhovahs Shitness
Uranium 05.13.13	summer breeze would be the most hardcore grindcore band ever
Sniff 05.13.13	To Force Feed Genitalia
SitarHero 05.13.13	"Necrotising Fasciitis" Already a grind band. Surprised? You shouldn't be. Fournier's Gangrene Fleshbot Fleshrot Orbital Skullfuck Smegma Soup
zakalwe 05.13.13	Another real one that is unforgettable. Kick The Pregnant.
conesmoke 05.13.13	foetus rape
DanielNightLewis 05.13.13	Frozen Piss Switchblade
Vakarian12 05.13.13	Deadly Dildo Decapitation
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	PÆDÖFÜKKEN lol I liked Deadly Dildo Decapitation also
DamnVanne 05.13.13	Graphic Geriatric Genital Jamboree
Drummerboy123 05.13.13	Cannot take grindcore seriously. Stupid fuckin names.
DanielNightLewis 05.13.13	Gleetgasm
Tikicobra 05.13.13	Vertical Screw Botched Circumcision
LampshadePelican 05.13.13	Cannot take grindcore seriously. Stupid fuckin names. Actually a good idea
DanielNightLewis 05.13.13	That side of grind is ridiculous, just the same as the circle jerk that is most of modern death metal (I really don't like overly DM influenced grind, but I like both genres) but there are some great bands out there. Crippled Vagina.
JokineAugustus 05.13.13	Excrement Drooling Anus
zombi666 05.14.13	Grazed Knees
DanielNightLewis 05.14.13	Cum Halo
ButteryBiscuitBass 05.14.13	The Meat Sweats
DaltonMcIllwain 11.20.13	Regurgitated Abortion Down Syndrome Holocaust Anal Fluid Gurgler
StallionMang 11.20.13	The Beatles
DaltonMcIllwain 11.20.13	Belgian Blue Waffles
Weirman 11.20.13	Enema Seep
BreakerdeGodot 11.20.13	Scrotal Abscess Orgasmic Fart Noises Botched Foreskin
Azn. 11.20.13	Afterbirth Cum Bucket
Necrotica 11.20.13	Orgiastic Splattershits
Necrotica 11.20.13	Bestial Throat-Shitting
conesmoke 11.20.13	cheesegrater torture
ITsHxCTOASTER 11.20.13	Mitt Romney
DrMaximus 11.20.13	Fermented Anal Juice
YoYoMancuso 11.20.13	Sans Moustache
Necrotica 11.20.13	Vaginal Chainsaw Squatting
DrMaximus 11.20.13	Granny The Finger Fucker
witchxrapist 11.20.13	Die-a-rhea
AtomicShane 11.20.13	Gaped Orphan Ass
conesmoke 11.20.13	phallic amputation device
Kman418 11.20.13	shaq gagged and finger fucked
DrMaximus 11.20.13	Secretion Smega Induced Suicide
conesmoke 11.20.13	lol smegma is some chat shit aint it.
Lotus 11.20.13	esoteric shit-fuck rhino ass rape
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	Anal Canal Removal Device
Lotus 11.20.13	Buttery enema Precision dick
Necrotica 11.20.13	Moist Grandma Fisting
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	Oral fucked Trebor17
Lotus 11.20.13	Hippo-fisting Bloody stapler genocide
deathofasalesman 11.20.13	Michael Jackson Be Crazy
Necrotica 11.20.13	Fermented Cunt Vomit
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	Seepage of Scrotum Puss
AtomicShane 11.20.13	The Beautiful Summer Skies
Lotus 11.20.13	...
AtomicShane 11.20.13	Tina & The Lady Bug Boys
wacknizzle 11.20.13	Aborted Rape Children - What's For Dinner?
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	Heavenly Dustmites of the Esophagus
AtomicShane 11.20.13	The Eternal Love of Jesus
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	Lovely little babes of sheep
AtomicShane 11.20.13	*The Lovely Little Lambs
dixoncocks 11.20.13	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4vHidMuDYY Their name is Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages.
Necrotica 11.20.13	Blistered Cock Warfare
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	My bad Atomic. Thanks for correcting
AtomicShane 11.20.13	xFRESHxFLOWERSx
facupm 11.20.13	carcass
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	Now Bite The Tip off of my blood shooting cock!!!@@@@
Necrotica 11.20.13	Moist Dick
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	That was a band name idea btw
Snake. 11.20.13	Rick Santorum
Necrotica 11.20.13	Rick Scrotorum
JokineAugustus 11.20.13	Decay of the Majestic Dick
JustinKing 11.20.13	I used to be in a joke grind band called Godcansuckmyweiner. All of our songs were really dumb, like Feed Us a Fetus, Castrating God Requires Garden Shears, Fetus Milkshake, Satanic Butt Babies, I Will Eat Your Placenta, etc.
Deathconscious 11.20.13	Suicide Riot Chunkyblood Dear Jesus, Kill the Soldiers Death Is the Finish Line and You're All Winning
Necrotica 11.20.13	lol Satanic Butt Babies
DrMaximus 11.20.13	Smega Induced Jelly Juice Emanating From a Haggard Crones Pussy Loose
dixoncocks 11.20.13	Mason Jar Of Pickled Foreskin
wacknizzle 11.20.13	Warpenis - Tales From The Battles Of Deep Pink
Scoot 11.20.13	blisterclit - fucked in the dink
Kman418 11.20.13	u guys arent even trying anymore smashing every offensive word u can think of into one jumbled mess =/= good grindcore band name
DrMaximus 11.20.13	Fuck My Smega. Is that coherent enough for you?
witchxrapist 11.20.13	Humanity: 1000, Earth: 0
ZombicidalMan 11.20.13	Rotting Pussy Feast
demigod! 11.20.13	Niggerfuckers
ffs 11.20.13	rape husk
Relinquished 11.20.13	that's actually a good one
DanielNightLewis 11.20.13	Sawn-off Scrotgun.
witchxrapist 11.20.13	LIVINGXWAGE PDX WORKING CLASS JUNKIE SLAYING DEATHGRIND
chemicalmarriage 11.20.13	LMAO this thread. Thank you Sputnik
Mister Twister 11.20.13	Dick Sand-Tore-Scrotum
DanielNightLewis 11.20.13	Effluent in Latin
witchxrapist 11.20.13	A grind band called Archaic Popes that just wrote songs about renaissance era popes that were disgusting, corrupt human beings would be cool too.
alachlahol 11.21.13	boat propeller abortion
alachlahol 11.21.13	erg i already recommended that six months ago nevermind!!!
demon of surveillance 11.21.13	a repost of my comment from may but still relevant http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Your-Goregrind-Band-Name.jpg
alachlahol 11.21.13	ok heres a better suggestion you should name your band after 40oz bottles of malt liquor examples! colt 45 king cobra st ides steel reserve hurricane olde english country club any of the above names would work and given the high octane alcohol content of these beers they act as a metaphor for how intense and hardcore you guys really are!
witchxrapist 11.21.13	alachlahol's 40's list ranked: steel reserve king cobra st ides olde english colt 45 hurricane country club
Tyrannic 11.21.13	We need a top five tyrannik comments in this thread Gimme a min let me smoke and type
SIMBOLIC 11.21.13	Bigfoot's Dick
Tyrannic 11.21.13	MUTILATE the FATE
Tyrannic 11.21.13	DEFILE THE JAY Z
Tyrannic 11.21.13	CONQUERING THE THRONE beach
Tyrannic 11.21.13	FUCK THE FUCKING SPOON
Tyrannic 11.21.13	I AM NO FALSE ohhhhhGAAAWWWDDDDD
SIMBOLIC 11.21.13	wut ru u smoking
Tyrannic 11.21.13	Tabasco
ResidentNihilist 11.21.13	list=digs
Tyrannic 11.21.13	Root $ hospitals
Jash 11.21.13	The Plan To Disembowel Sufjan Stevens
JS19 11.21.13	xxPr0Nosc0p3z420blazeitfaggotxx
Pennywise_M 11.21.13	I Lost My Balls At The Graveyard's Gate
Tyrannic 11.21.13	Omfg no not him
BlueW 11.21.13	The World Is A Beautiful Place and I am about to eat diarrhoea
reportingbird 11.21.13	armpit molester
DanielNightLewis 11.21.13	Graft vs Host
mindleviticus 11.21.13	Claustrophobic Aneurysm
Lostandfound2 02.12.14	Anal tongue darts
Necrotica 02.12.14	Liquid Shit Avalanche
DamnVanne 02.12.14	Finding Nemo
Necrotica 02.12.14	Skanky Shit and the Classical Equilibrium
SIMBOLIC 02.12.14	outback hoop-snake strangulation fetus M/M/M/M/M/M/M/
Calc 02.12.14	The Fuck
titanslayer 02.12.14	insert disgusting and graphic phrase here
itsalltherage 02.12.14	Macerated Foetus
DamnVanne 02.12.14	The Red Hot Chili Farts
ResidentNihilist 02.12.14	Calc's The Fuck Bill Clinton Assfuck Drill Fuck Fetish
reportingbird 02.12.14	decaying majesty
Nud 02.12.14	Funniest stuff ive seen in a while
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.12.14	I have dibs on ScumCunt and Vaginal Blood Fart so
DamnVanne 02.12.14	The Morbid Mysteries of Paul Rudd's Poopchute This Machine Rapes Puppies Fellatio is Not a Crime, it's a Choking Hazard
Kman418 02.12.14	die cishet scum
Crymsonblaze 02.12.14	GreGORY
MeatSalad 02.12.14	Dick
TheHamburgerman 02.12.14	I called my own porngrind band Mr. Cervix
NightProwler 02.12.14	Hacksaw Haydays. This is a fun game
Pennywise_M 02.12.14	Sex With Dead Bodies
VermTheImpaler 02.12.14	Vomitory and putrid poop
Pennywise_M 02.12.14	Poopitty Poop Poops
dixoncocks 02.12.14	The fluffy bunnies
dixoncocks 02.12.14	The Al Gore Rhythm
intotheshit 02.12.14	Jimmy Retard and the Cock Mucus Homosexual Fetus Rape The Anal Cosmonauts Herpigonorrheasyphylaids.
MusicTalent 02.12.14	Awesome Beard
Pennywise_M 02.13.14	Punjabi Snake Muncher The Kazakhstani Man Bitch The Pornocaust Hitler Was Ok Surprise, Butt Rape
VermTheImpaler 02.13.14	Thederpfaptrollfedorabowlcutrape name is so legit
Pennywise_M 02.13.14	You're a fucking visionary Verm, a fucking goddamn visionary that's what you are
L4titudes 02.13.14	sucking smegma through a straw
Kman418 02.13.14	literally just lick my asshole rub your tongue around my anus until i cum
L4titudes 02.13.14	fuck a midget in his gaping vagina that grew out of his forehead and oozes fermenting yogurty substances
Pennywise_M 02.13.14	The Cunnilingus Tape Worm Syndicate
Pennywise_M 02.13.14	The Vaginist Inseminate The Pope (too verb the nouny i know but i think it works) Bring Me The Pussyfart
LampshadePelican 02.15.14	Jesus gives me blowjobs
LampshadePelican 02.15.14	Fellatio is Not a Crime, it's a Choking Hazard I lol'd at this one pretty damn hard
DrMaximus 02.15.14	Best thread
bach 02.15.14	oh yeah i forgot "Don't Join A Grindcore Band"
Azn. 02.15.14	this is a really nice thread
Snake. 02.15.14	Rick Santorum
Spec 02.15.14	This is the best.
Ryus 02.15.14	best thread ever
Ryus 02.15.14	Enslaved Tortured Underpaid Undersexed McDonald's Employee
DamnVanne 02.16.14	"Bring Me The Pussyfart" That's ace right there.
intotheshit 02.16.14	Anal Crust Hemorrhoid Savagery Fecal Infestation Tattooed Anus Butt Fuck Egypt The BuckFutters Drooling Pussy Twatpunch Gory Afterbirth Prison Pussy
Nud 02.16.14	Priest raper
Ending 02.16.14	So did you settle on a name?
Pennywise_M 02.16.14	"Twatpunch" Would totally take this name for a Grindcore/Crust Punk/Thrash project. Fucking perfect haha
LampshadePelican 02.17.14	I really liked the irony within World Peace Through Euphoric Flowery Explosions. But I haven't really decided. It's not like there are hundreds of suggestions or anything haha and not to mention they're all fucking hilarious.
parksungjoon 07.22.23	what pots said tbh
MoM 07.22.23	“Haha Andcas” This would be interesting for a grind band.
Storm In A Teacup 07.22.23	Boot Blade Chicken Kicken