CaptainHadouken: Bible Belt People Piss Me Off

CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	For the record, no mercyful fate albums, no kind diamond, the new laura stevenson is unheard of here. No immortal albums, The only converge is the new one, yeah fuck this, The last city i lived in had a huge cd store with all sort of great cds and vinyls and shit.
demigod! 04.23.13	damn man could feel my blood pressure rising just reading this list bummed that you couldnt find any Immortal :[
lyon1535 04.23.13	It's your fault for listening to that evil screamo rock and corrupting the youth
apert 04.23.13	yeah i hate the way that so many people assume all metal is satanic, so ignorant
foxblood 04.23.13	devil music is best music
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Fucking pissed about it still dude, Your gonna burn in hell for your sins, but jesus still loves you.
pissbore 04.23.13	i think the most important thing you should have told her is how those albums have absolutely nothing to do with the devil
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Im gonna blare the most vile shit around this bible-belt town from now on, and scream HAIL FUCKING SATAN, just to piss people off.
demigod! 04.23.13	immortal and death arent even satan theyre just cold and gorey/philosophical (respectively)
SupercolliderMusic 04.23.13	YOU GUYS ALL LIKE TO WORSHIP SATAN AND HIS BIG & LONG & RED & THORNY COCK. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Jk. People who shove Christianity down my throat really piss me off too.
WashboardSuds 04.23.13	dude im christian and death fucking rules idgaf who is she to judge you also
Kman418 04.23.13	You should have just said some shit like "yeah I hold rituals with my buddies where we try to summon satan by sacrificing goats while we blast this stuff"
Atari 04.23.13	whoah don't think i've seen captainH pissed before
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	She is a typical clueless twat of a college girl prob goes to the christian college here. They aren't satanic, but gotta love bible ameurica for making it out to be that way.
Uranium 04.23.13	all death metal listeners are enemies of christ!
kris. 04.23.13	where do you live? sounds like something someone would say here
demigod! 04.23.13	should've fucked her with ur satan bone dude
pissbore 04.23.13	what you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally need to do is get a copy of darkthrone's soulside journey and blast cromlech at full volume with your windows down, specifically the section at 1:21 into the song
anarchistfish 04.23.13	Was she hot
demigod! 04.23.13	yuh
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Yeah dude, people who judge based off of what you listen too and your religion piss me off atari. I've seen a buddist friend of mine hear it all the time, i pissed me off. Partially why im agnostic.
apert 04.23.13	both my parents are christians and i jam suffocation and deicide in the car with my dad all the time he doesn't even care, I even asked him if mozart (who he listens to most) was satanic would you still listen to him and he was like yeah... Everyone in USA just seems less tolerant idk
Trebor. 04.23.13	Tons of metal is atheistic which may as well be satanic to these people
Kman418 04.23.13	i'm pretty sure my friends think i actually just want to kill everyone when they hear the stuff i listen to tho so ya i feel you
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	No fish, she was okay looking, minus wearing so much make-up she could of auditioned for the joker., and even so, she was still so ignorant that would not have mattered.
Uranium 04.23.13	americans are really dumb hence partly why they believe they're religion makes them better than the rest of the world and judge everyone harshly because of it
Calc 04.23.13	i actually believe this story. that's a first.
Trebor. 04.23.13	He lives in some hick town of course she isn't hot
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Yeah dude, this place is bible -belt town, might as well be the buckle.
pissbore 04.23.13	what you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreally need to do is get a copy of darkthrone's soulside journey and blast cromlech at full volume with your windows down, specifically the section at 1:21 into the song [2]
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Next time im driving to dallas or austin 2 hours away and looking for a REAL cd store.
anarchistfish 04.23.13	Ok but was she bangable like
GringoSuave89 04.23.13	Whoa I work at Hastings. Not in the bible belt, thank God (no pun intended). Fuck the ignorant. They need to expand their worldview. Keep on truckin, my man.
pissbore 04.23.13	follow my advice, trust me
Cygnatti 04.23.13	"Yeah dude, people who judge based off of what you listen too and your religion piss me off atari. I've seen a buddist friend of mine hear it all the time, i pissed me off. Partially why im agnostic." Wait? I don't get it. Do you mean people judge your friend or your friend judges you because of music you listen to/your religion?
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Honestly, Don't know if bangable is possible, maybe belligerantly drunk bangable,Her ignorance makes me Flacid. Intelligence and open view are hot.
Atari 04.23.13	"Went to hastings to Pick up some cds, and i saw they had the Expanded edition for Symbolic and Human on sale for about 9 bucks each" wtf i went to hastings several months ago and i had to pay $15.99 for the expanded edition CD of symbolic so you got a steal.
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	yeah Atari, and it was worth it in the end. To clarify, Dumbasses judge is you dont have a bible in hand in half these backwoods southern towns, prob should of clarified.
pissbore 04.23.13	follow my advice, trust me [2]
Mickeymau5 04.23.13	lol you got pissed? so sensitive dude man up
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Sounds like a good idea piss. I might do that lol, and drive by the christian college lmao.
Mike08 04.23.13	I hope you got the remastered edition of Death- Human. It is a quality improvement on an already stellar album.
Trebor. 04.23.13	I used to wear my Bad Religion cross buster to the mall which is in the upper middle class conservative christian part of town and it was sweet
YoYoMancuso 04.23.13	As a Christian who loves Death, I would gladly write a complaint to the store about said employee. Keep the metal alive Captain
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	It wasn't an employee, just some clueless twat. And it was, it sounded so good in the car.
YoYoMancuso 04.23.13	also it's hilarious because Death is one of the least blasphemous dm bands ever, they write about some really intelligent shit
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	I know, its really sad people judge and assume things because its a band called Death. Lakes: Another one i'm going to jam.
Trebor. 04.23.13	You should have opened your retort with "I don't mean to dwell"
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	I should of opened up yelling HAIL SATAN! and threw up the devil horns. Just to see the reaction.
pissbore 04.23.13	also be sure to play the song azagthoth from morbid angel's abominations of desolation specifically the part where it says I DESTROY JEHOVAH IN SACRIFICE
lucasjcockcroft 04.23.13	should have just told her to lick you taint thats what I would have done
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	"fapped hard and made a pentagram outta my load then summoned a satan to cockslap her.Try visualizing that shit." I died laughing when a friend just texted me that
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	yes "a satan" is in the actual text.
YoYoMancuso 04.23.13	Lakes that's nothing compared to some of the stuff Immolation writes, bitch woulda had a heart attack either way Death is nothing to get worked up about, I loved them the first time I heard Sean Reinert bangin dem drums in Flattening Of Emotions
jdennis31 04.23.13	She was just trying to save you from eternal damnation and the fiery pits of hell. You're just an ingrate.
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	If i went to hell me satan would prob. hit it off and play golf with human skeletons.
Eclecticist 04.23.13	I'd fuck her she's probably very hygienic.
ZippaThaRippa 04.23.13	I think I probably just would have cocked my neck at her and gave her the crazy eyes.
jdennis31 04.23.13	Yea. I don't get that. If I'm a shitty human being and I go to hell, wouldn't I be buddies with satan since we're into the same shit? Religious logic for your ass
Calc 04.23.13	wat a sooper cool thing to say
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Its called a joke, this is why i fucking can't stand religion.
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	I like the concept, and it has some good things, but its all the assholes and stuck up close-minded people out there that makes it retarded a lot of times.
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	Fourth your probably right, should have just ignored it. Sadly i have a short temper for shit like that.
Calc 04.23.13	"Its called a joke, this is why i fucking can't stand religion." lol calm down dood you're so sensitive. i'll put a happy face or an "lol" so you know i'm kidding next time.
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	lol, yeah im friends with people here and texas, and some are christian who you are open minded and respect my beliefs, and they are cool with theres. If i know the person its different, i may not agree but i could prob. deal. if not then well, the post says it all.
YankeeDudel 04.23.13	great thing about living in new york is nobody gives a shit
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	lol Not you Calc, the guy above you.
Calc 04.23.13	oh good good I was gonna rebut the shit outta your logic.
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	lol, my logic was made to lighten the mood. Gotta say playing golf with satan around hellfire and blood is morbidly funny still. rebut all day. im starting to calm down a little, still making a 100 Devil music albums list though.
Kman418 04.23.13	dude lakes move to washington it's like the best place to be a gaytheist ever
sideburndude 04.23.13	people suck
CaptainHadouken 04.23.13	lol yeah im chilling out now.
LilLioness 04.23.13	I get judged for numerous reason by default by uber religious peeps. Then again, people of all walks of life judge me.
apert 04.24.13	did Lakes just say he was gay?
bach 04.24.13	Anything that isn't gospel might as well be "devil music" to these people.
LilLioness 04.24.13	Lakes is bisexual.
SeaAnemone 04.24.13	and CaptainHadouken's virginity would survive another day
Funeralopolis 04.24.13	implying satan is actually bad
LilLioness 04.24.13	All satan wants to do is fuck.
LilLioness 04.24.13	I hope I didn't overstep bounds by mentioning it here. :/ Graham and Ins know about me.
LilLioness 04.24.13	:D Okay. Sometimes I can be a little over "my peeps are here" zealous.
Hyperion1001 04.24.13	only satan is real
LilLioness 04.24.13	Fightin the power with music and kissing in public. XD lol at you, Reich.
LilLioness 04.24.13	@Rosa Are you for real? What does the game called life have to do with lulzing? And what doeither of those have to do with queer peeps bonding time?
LilLioness 04.24.13	Ban the internet.
Hyperion1001 04.24.13	rosa is pissed theres lgbt talk on sputnik that doesnt center around giving him attention
LilLioness 04.24.13	@Hyperion lol. @fourth if you want to be my brother in life, love and happiness, it would help if got the gender right. :P Also, LGBTQQ+ (not just teh gays, bis and straights but everybody else, too)
Jruined 04.24.13	Did she own the shop? If so, it's her right to ask you that, and it's your right to give her the finger. You got sick albums, and she sold you shit that she found offensive. So in the end you win, although I must add, fuck her for selling albums she didn't agree with, and fuck you for getting albums that I want.
LilLioness 04.24.13	I know and respect linguistic practices, Reich. It is just something I am touchy about. There are numerous people in my major who describe themselves as "recovering Catholics". It does sound like it is a frustrating position to be in.
Treeman 04.24.13	hoenstly its really fucking stupid that anyone would ever argue that just because someone is LGBTQ that they shouldnt be able to marry/have the same rights as heterosexuals. Everyone is equal im tired of hearing all of this shit about how people who have their dick in jesus' asshole already think that other people are worse than them. its fucking pathetic there shouldn;t even be an argument.
Vespiion 04.24.13	I use an FM transmitter in my car to listen to my iPod (My car doesn't have an aux input), and I purposefully set the frequency to the same as the most popular Christian radio station in my area so that I can interrupt the families in the car next to me with some dm
Treeman 04.24.13	thats great
LilLioness 04.24.13	Well said, Tree. I lucked out in that my parents were hands off when it came to religion and I never developed a sense of spirituality. If I had, would coming out have been horrible (I am a trans woman, so you can guess that in the deep religious south there is a huge fucking chance of family being a major issue). We live in an interesting era as we are seeing the face of religion slowly shift.
Treeman 04.24.13	Thats really good lion im glad to hear your experience with it went well, I know a few people that really had trouble with coming out because of their families religion. Its terrible to see really. @fourth Sorry the profanity isnt gonna stop but thanks a bunch for not being an ingorant twat of a christian
LilLioness 04.24.13	Hep, no. I am not an established musician. Thank you, Tree.
LilLioness 04.24.13	cheers Oh, I still have yet to come across the leak of Food and Liquor.