Kegel The Elf

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Sputnik's Hey Arnold!

I decided to make one of these that added a broader spectrum of the user base.
1Cannibal Ox
The Cold Vein

Potsy-Wolfgang. Pots and Wolfgang can be absolutely vicious sometimes, but if you earn their respect they turn out to be extremely cool and influential.
2The Doppelgangaz

Brick-Arnold. Brick and Arnold both think they are cool and at times are, though both get picked on by those older then them. Thus they try hard to be liked but those same people

Meat-Grandpa Phil. Meat and Grandpa Phil are insane but are some of the wisest people you will encounter
Jane Doe

Demi-Gerald. Dem and Gerald are all around cool people and always have good input. They really don?t have any enemies.

Slip-Curly. Slip and Curly are both a bit odd and can be nonsensical, though they are both hilarious and make their respected communities more fun.
6Frank Zappa
Hot Rats

Damnvanne-Stinky. Vanne and Stinky are both great people and really do no wrong.
7Escape The Fate
Dying Is Your Latest Fashion

Andcas-Mr. Simmons. Andcas and Simmons are hated for inexplicable reasons. Both are mature and quite intelligent and do not get enough respect. They are almost always more than willing to give you their time to have a mature conversation
8Company Flow
Funcrusher Plus

Kingsoby-Ludwig. Sobhi is not really a bully like Ludwig but perhaps the fact that he?s staff and is actually cool can be intimidating to new users. I really put him here because he and Wolfgang(pots) have beef but will work it out.
9Talking Heads
Remain in Light

Chorts-Sid. Chorts and Sid are great people and would not hurt a fly, and are easy to get along with.
10Laura Stevenson

Aids-Dino Spumoni. Aids and Dino are complete legends and are smooth as hell.
11Between the Buried and Me

Ilj-Principle Wartz. Ilj and Wartz are both really funny and love to make their presence known
12Death Grips
The Money Store

Malleus-Ernie. Malleus and Ernie are aggressive and pretty defensive when you first get to know them but they turn out to be pretty wise and fun to talk to after a while.

Eagles-Mr Smith. Eagles and Mr. Smith are both mysterious, cool, and should comment more.
14Kate Bush
Hounds of Love

Ire-Monkeyman. Ire and moneyman ooze wag, and are legendary, everyone wants to talk to them
15Linkin Park

FTI-Oskar. Fti and Oskar always seem to be under the influence and constantly provide hard laughs.
Blackwater Park

Key-Mr. Hyunh. Key and Hyunh are both easygoing and don?t make to much of a scene when they are around, just good people.
Soundtracks for the Blind

YoYo-Chocolate Boy. Yoyo reminds me of a little kid(even though he?s not) because of his love for Spongebob. Him and Chocolate Boy are extremely funny as well.
18Wu-Tang Clan
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)

Treb-Harold. Treb and Harold are a bit rough around the edges though Harold can read a mean Torah and Treb is becoming one of the best reviewers on the site
19My Bloody Valentine

Wack-Eugene. Lol
20Miles Davis
Bitches Brew

Yankee-Brainy. Brainy is the annoying kid who breathes loud. Yank gets this character because he?s been annoying lately.
21Sufjan Stevens

Lake-Helga. Lakes and Helga always seem to have love problems but they have moxy and won?t back down from an argument.
22Justin Timberlake
The 20/20 Experience

Someguest-Harvey The Mailman. Somguest and Harvey and funny people, both give no fucks, and are pretty wise.
23Main Attrakionz
808s and Dark Grapes II

Snipe-The Ghost Engineer. Snipe?s one of the coolest people you?ll encounter and the haunted engineer episode is one of the best.
24Johnny Cash
At Folsom Prison

FourthReich-Stoop Kid. My favorite character, him and I are a lot alike
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