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User Report Cards 2.0 V1.1

again. if you want to be graded speak up. keep sputnik classy gents and rlady(s).
0:12 Revolution In Just Listening

RosaParks: A-+ - Rosa used to be, and I cannot overstate this enough, the worst piece of self propelled righteousness walking the face of this Earth. To truly understand how much I loathed this guy, and the rest of sputnik at one point, you only need to read the highest soundoff for the RHCP "I'm With You" trash album - seriously. But, enough with all that, because Rosa is mind-blowingly better now. I've never seen such a transformation, Hawks could learn a lot from this kid. And he hates andcas with a passion which is hilarious because andcas is like our own little special boy like the one in that Shia Lebouf disney movie.
Twisted Into Form

Ovrot: B - I was initially going to use this list to make aware of users who deserve to be recognized, but what eeeever, do I look like a poor put together iHeartRadio line up? Ovrot jams, this is truth. I mean look at that pie chart. I have never read of his reviews, in fact I didn't even know he reviewed until I saw that pie chart. Kill would probably be proud enough NOT to shit on him, but def not enough to maintain a long distance relationship. Immediately this makes him better than Hawks cause he's not 5ing every metal album ever, like Hawks does. There's gonna be a theme here.
Close To the Edge

Beat My Meat: A+ - Truth be told this user will probably receive the only A+ in this project because beating meat is simply better than you. He's like Jethro (not the fag from NCIS) in human form. He always rocks. He always shits on idiotic users, and if you're not progging when he's around you're doing something wrong. At first I got meat and Maniac confused all the time because M names always look similar but then I started to cut back on the drinking and realized even his salads are meaty. In fact: 5 classic Anglagard Hybris Boards of Canada Geogaddi Camel Mirage Camel Moonmadness Colour Haze Colour Haze Hey guys. How about, instead of being pleb scum, you give this a listen? Comus First Utterance David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust... DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... Flying Lotus Cosmogramma Genesis Selling England by the Pound Gentle Giant In a Glass House Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas... Harmonium Si On Avait Besoin d'une 5eme Saison Harmonium l'Heptade HORSE the band Desperate Living Jethro Prog Master i obey the tracklist Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick King Crimson Discipline King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King King Crimson Red Kingston Wall Kingston Wall II Kyuss Welcome To Sky Valley Madvillain Madvillainy Massive Attack Mezzanine maudlin of the Well Bath MF DOOM MM.. Food Nick Drake Pink Moon Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse Pink Floyd Animals Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here Premiata Forneria Marconi Per un Amico Quasimoto The Unseen Radiohead Kid A Radiohead In Rainbows Renaissance Scheherazade and Other Stories Rush A Farewell to Kings Rush Hemispheres Sigur Ros ?g?tis Byrjun Sleep Dopesmoker Strawbs Grave New World Talking Heads Remain in Light The Beatles Abbey Road The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold As Love Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) Yes Relayer Yes Close to the Edge Yezda Urfa Boris Listen to this right now
Pale Folklore

DarthMann: D- - I'll be straight up here. You suck. I mean you 5'd a pokemon album (who knew those even existed), and I get this is the internet, but fuck, that joke is so 2005. This here proves that you don't get how to surf properly. Your constant spamming, and cries of "I'M LEAVING FOREVER"! (I was going to call them threats until I realized how funny that was) are absolutely ridiculous. Seriously, guys, we gotta clean this place up. Let's start with Hawks' account.
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Eve 6

Foxxxy: C - Foxxxy returned with a mighty vengeance. I'm sure users here still think of him as the guy with 1mil foxy alts and that taste in horrible bands, and new users probably think he's skele but he's tuned it down a bit although he still likes Eve 6. Foxxxy used to spam a lot and be someone who made the late night hours in sputnik hard to tolerate. Again he's become, just, sooo much better. Much like RosaParks, except he likes Eve 6. In fact I don't even know if he has this 5'd but I felt pretty confident.
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The 20/20 Experience

Oltnabrick: A - Oltna is a fantastic person who never takes anything seriously. Like, anything. The man initially seemed like another faux Eliminator, posting in ridiculous threads that all were sure he didn't actually listen to. But sure, he grew, created the uncontrollable Hybrid Theory and made himself known as the guy who doesn't really care. Let's take a look at some of Oltna's best moments (again, I didn't even have to try hard for these, mostly because i just clicked the comment link inside his prof page, but still...): "wow best new semen" - Goat Semen S/T "lol no" - Amia Venera Landscape The Long Procession "dam what a vidya" The JT "Mirrors" video thread "pre sure like 90% of all people have it tho" IDK who he is but that Gowhenred thread, but you see what I'm sayin???
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