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5 Bands With Consistently Terrible Artwork

5 Bands With Consistently Terrible Artwork... the title pretty much sums it up. Each album shown is what I consider the worst offender out of the band's discography.
Buck Fever

A great album, but an absolutely awful cover. Looks like it was made in Paint by a sixth grade art student. The rest of the band's discog is pretty bad too.
2Dream Theater
A Dramatic Turn of Events

So terrible. How this band can be so big and have such awful cover art time and time again bewilders me. Go look at their band page; how can one group's art be THAT bad?
3Michael Angelo Batio

Okay, this WAS made in Paint.
4Blood on the Dance Floor

But you already knew this. (I would have picked It's Hard To Be A Diamond... [which is probably worse than this one, unbelievably] but the art didn't show up for it.)
The Politics of Ecstasy

A lot of really bad art in this band's history. The most egregious example is shown here, but go look up the rest if you don't believe me. (Dreaming Neon Black is pretty cool though.)
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