40 Reviews: A Look Back
It took me almost five years but I got to forty reviews. It may not seem
like a big deal to most of you, but it was hard for me SO BACK OFF.
Anyway, here is me updating my thoughts on the albums I reviewed. |
| 1 |  | Droid Droid
Band has been dead ever since I reviewed them. My review was probably what
killed them. I don't think I've listened to them in at least three years. |
| 2 |  | Blood For Blood Serenity
I loved them then, I love them now. Blood For Blood is one of those influential
bands that just sticks with you. |
| 3 |  | The Agony Scene Get Damned
I think I listened to The Darkest Red recently, and found myself enjoying it in a
shameful way. Anyway, this album aged like milk. |
| 4 |  | Mudvayne The New Game
lol I gave it a 2.5, what was I thinking |
| 5 |  | Goo Goo Dolls Superstar Car Wash
I will always love the Goo Goo Dolls, despite them being the least elite band ever. I
enjoy this album more than I probably did then. |
| 6 |  | The Knux Remind Me In Three Days
These guys came on the scene with a fair amount of hype and died oh so quickly.
I haven't listened to this in ages, and I honestly have no desire to. |
| 7 |  | Anberlin Blueprints For The Black Market
I love Anberlin with an unbridled passion, moving on |
| 8 |  | Dissonant Copy. Burn. Distribute. Repeat.
Couldn't find a copy of this album if I tried. |
| 9 |  | Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer
I was right on the money with that review, what a terrible band. |
| 10 |  | Evergreen Terrace Almost Home
I have such a soft spot in my heart for these guys. Fun, dumb band. |
| 11 |  | State Radio Let It Go
College kids in Vermont will rage, but fuck this band |
| 12 |  | Asking Alexandria Stand Up And Scream
The black eye of my reviewing career, and easily the most viewed review. Never
do concept reviews, kids |
| 13 |  | Mudvayne Mudvayne
Even more boring now than it was then |
| 14 |  | Prong Cleansing
A classic for always. SNAP YOUR FINGERS SNAP YOUR NECK |
| 15 |  | Ministry The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste
Best industrial album ever imo |
| 16 |  | Nickelback The Long Road
M/ICKELBACK WILL NEVER DIE |
| 17 |  | The Bled Heat Fetish
RIP, love these guys |
| 18 |  | Meshuggah Alive
Its all about them polyrhythms brosef |
| 19 |  | Arsis Starve For The Devil
Least metal metal album ever |
| 20 |  | Demon Hunter The World Is A Thorn
ugh fuck this band forever. Clearly I was starving for attention with this positive
review |
| 21 |  | Dry Kill Logic The Dead And Dreaming
I stand by my rating, I have nothing more to say |
| 22 |  | Flobots Survival Story
I hope to science this band died an excruciating death |
| 23 |  | Evergreen Terrace Writer's Block
ET covers album. It is what it is |
| 24 |  | O. Children O. Children
Chocolate Rain guy does a goth rock album |
| 25 |  | Alexi Murdoch Time Without Consequence
This album soothes me, it is like a walk through a park |
| 26 |  | Poison The Well Tear From The Red
Worst album of their career aka really damn good |
| 27 |  | Misery Signals Controller
Maybe not my favorite album ever anymore, but I still adore it |
| 28 |  | The Chariot Long Live
Best album of their career TO THIS DAY |
| 29 |  | Off With Their Heads In Desolation
Still really like this album, new album in March whooo |
| 30 |  | Trap Them Darker Handcraft
This album is still such an awesome ride |
| 31 |  | Ramallah Kill A Celebrity
Haven't listened in forever, would probably still enjoy it |
| 32 |  | Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin
I love Darkest Hour, and the Kris Norris days were so fucking good |
| 33 |  | Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire
I called this album their "blandest hits." I refuse to back down for that. What a
boring fucking band. |
| 34 |  | Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip
Everyone has to have a guilty pleasure, right? HE'S A LOOOSER SHE SAID |
| 35 |  | This Day Forward Kairos
This Day Forward gets sadly overlooked when people talk about influential bands
like Poison The Well and shiz |
| 36 |  | With Daggers Widower
Band played their last show ever like two weeks ago. It's sad, I kinda liked these kids. |
| 37 |  | Make Do And Mend Everything You Ever Loved
Made my top 20 of the year, I played this album to death over the summer |
| 38 |  | Direwolves Me From Myself, To Banish
These guys are bursting at the seams with potential, they could honestly be the
next great thing in hardcore |
| 39 |  | Lorene Drive Romantic Wealth
Album brings the nostalgia |
| 40 |  | Nurse With Wound Homotopy To Marie
Easily the weirdest thing I've reviewed. Reviewed it today, the review blows, so
I'm getting better |
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