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 Lists
01.15.13 50001.13.13 Sputnik Future
12.10.12 Best Troll Moment 201205.12.12 List = Digs
12.30.11 Harp Music Recs12.01.11 Bass Playing Basics?
10.21.11 What Do A Saxaphone, A Reptile, Drop B 07.23.11 Recent Diggage; Recs Wanted
07.10.11 Metalcore Bible Part 2; Philadelphia06.29.11 Metalcore Bible Pt. 1; Cleveland And Fl
06.03.11 Blackened Thrash Recs04.11.11 Primordial; What Is It You Guys See In
03.23.11 Rebecca Black Death Metal Remix03.16.11 Jeremy Clarkson Beatbox
03.11.11 Black Metal, Death Metal And Crust Punk02.25.11 Good Week For Music
01.28.11 Ambient/drone Recs Needed01.20.11 Hardcore and metalcore albums that I've
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Sputnik Future

Yeah, does what it says on the Sputnik.
1Burial
Untrue

Deviant is discovered in fact to be Sonny Moore and everything he's ever done on this site has been part of a massive trolling masterplan. StrangerofSorts and Baseline are also discovered to be Deviant alts.
2Rush
Hemispheres

Sonictheplumber goes insane from a lack of Sputnik, rush and weed, commits a highschool massacre and blows his brains out in the name of Geddy Lee. Tabloids and conspiracy theorists subsequently blame it on The Dark Knight Rises.
3Anti Cimex
Raped Ass

Kimm joins the West Borough Baptist Society. Almost immediatly their anti-gay slogan is changed to 'DON'T BEND! ASCEND!'
4Black Sabbath
Heaven and Hell

KILL cuts his hair, declares he loves God and thinks Brian Head Welch is the greatest guitarist of all time.
5Discordance Axis
The Inalienable Dreamless

P.I.s discover that yes, RiffOClock is indeed Jon Chang.
6Entombed
Wolverine Blues

Hans declares war on Piers Morgan. Subsequently 1776 does indeed happen again.
7Iced Earth
Burnt Offerings

Hollier joins the BNP and has his skin colour surgically changed to black so he can appeal to 'ethnic minorities.'
8Amebix
Arise!

Silentpotato is sent into hiding after running afowl of the DEA. He grows a beard, declares himself The Sacred Reich and starts a guerilla warfare campaign on America's drug enforcment agency.
9The Antlers
Burst Apart

Klap discovers optimism.
10Burzum
Filosofem

I get my arse sued off by both Pit and IdiotequeCritique for copyright infringement. Ah the dangers of boredom...
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