killer4611
Hans Messersmith
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Girlfriends

I think I figured out why I have never been able to find my self a nice lady-friend. One day many years ago I was walking back from school and I passed by an old gypsy man. He spoke to me. He told me the fate of the world was in my hands. All I had to do was make a simple decision within the hour. I was told I must choose between ever getting a girlfriend or Rage Against the Machine's self-titled debut album. I was like "Duh, bro, I pick Rage." Although it's sad I will die a lonely man, I still think I made the right decision.
1Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine
2Everything Else
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