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Sb Quotes Still Making Me Laugh

Nostalgia'd hard yesterday and revisited my favorite moments from my favorite cartoon about a sponge with homosexual undertones. List is moments that elicited an audible chuckle and digs.
1Downtown struts

The part where spongebob is happily navigating the Flying Dutchman as it's being torn to pieces
"you're good, you're good"
2Night birds
The other side of darkness

3How to dress well
Total loss

East? I thought you said weast
4Masked intruder
Masked intruder

Patrick look what I have! RECTANGLES!?
5House boat
Processing complaints

Patrick. That's a rock. I know he's got nerves of steel
6Toys that kill
The citizen abortion

We should take Bikini Bottom... And push it somewhere else!
7Teenage bottlerocket
Freak out!

"I think you guys should come out of retirement."
"Listen you, I wanna eat my meatloaf, and if you don't get out of here, then by the power vested in
my I now pronounce you man and wife!"
"What is going on here?"
"You may kiss the bride!"
8The arrivals
Volatile Molotov

Sq "Patrick can you not stand so close. I'm claustrophobic."
P "What does claustrophobic mean?"
Sp "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus Patrick."
P "Hohohoho!"
Sp "Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!"
9The smith street band
Sunshine and technology

inside SpongeBob's mind. ]
Spongbob boss: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
SpongeBob worker: You don't pay me. You don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor
used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Spongbob boss: One more crack like that and you're outta here!
SpongeBob worker: NO, PLEASE! I HAVE THREE KIDS!
10Cloud nothings
Attack on memory

Squidward: Patrick, what are you doing here?
Patrick: I though the corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
11Woven hand
The laughing stalk

Tom: "He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!!!"
Everyone: "He did?!"
Tom: "NO, but are we just going to wait around until he does?!!"
Mr. Krabs: "I say, we tip something over!!"
12Something for Kate
Leave your soul to science

Excuse me sir but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face
13River city extension
Don't let the sun go down on your anger

It feels like someone...WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!

Nobody can know the secret. Not even...SQUIDWARDS HOUSE
15The swellers
Good for me

Spongebob steals a balloon. Cop: Don't do the crime if you can't do the time......okay times up
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