Caelum
11.24.12 | No order |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | What are they possessing?
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Caelum
11.24.12 | Just the most solid series |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | I'm sayin you don't need an apostrophe
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menawati
11.24.12 | hehe |
Chortles
11.24.12 | souls |
foxblood
11.24.12 | lol |
andcas
11.24.12 | not one series here has no flaws. each has had one or more bad installments. |
menawati
11.24.12 | needs the lone wolf and cub series and musashi (samurai trilogy) |
foxblood
11.24.12 | lone wolf is awesome indeed |
menawati
11.24.12 | and the dollars trilogy |
MichaelSnoxall
11.24.12 | "not one series here has no flaws. each has had one or more bad installments."
LotR???????????????? |
andcas
11.24.12 | return of the king had a ton of horse shit moments. don't even play. |
Hyperion1001
11.24.12 | um the two towers has many flaws |
MichaelSnoxall
11.24.12 | Flaws =/= bad movie.
They're all still awesome movies, despite their flaws and inconsistencies with the books. |
CaptainDooRight
11.24.12 | single > series |
Mordecai.
11.24.12 | toy story |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Alien has four movies and only two of them are good
Star Wars has 6 movies and only three of them are good
Godfather 3, I don't need to say more
Indiana Jones 4, I definitely don't need to elaborate
James Bond has quite a few shit films
LOTR is safe
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CaptainDooRight
11.24.12 | waht about queef to tha futurrre |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Back To The Future 2 is just great and 3 is just good so yeah I guess, at least it doesn't have any bad entries like all the other series |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Dollars Trilogy is da most perfect |
MichaelSnoxall
11.24.12 | The Rocky films, I don't give a FUCK how bad Rocky V was, those movies will always rule.
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Sleaper
11.24.12 | starwars and toy story yooo |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | If you consider the prequels non canon like I do then yeah Star Wars is a perfect series |
JokineAugustus
11.24.12 | Im gonna say the evil dead trilogy, as well as the Dead series, even though they are all different. George A Romero old ones. |
WashboardSuds
11.24.12 | finding nemo was the best series ever all of them were perfect!! |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Evil Dead series definitely
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Deviant.
11.24.12 | LOTR is worst thing on here |
mindleviticus
11.24.12 | i've never seen lord of the rings, it's reeeeeally long though and I'm not interested in that
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MeatSalad
11.24.12 | Not posting either Blind Guardian or Camel for lord of the rings? What are you, some kind of faggot? |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | star wars obviously. second best is back to the future. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | The Genesis trilogy of Star Treks 2-4 is fucking legit |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "Star Wars has 6 movies and only three of them are good"
everybody says this but i honestly think most people just like to jump on a bandwagon. the first two prequels were somewhat underwhelming, but revenge of the sith was one of the best in the series. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Don't you fucking dare say I'm on the fucking bandwagon I am one of the biggest Star Wars fans ever and the prequels are the worst fucking movies of all time and if you disagree you don't know jack shit about movies |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Oh Aniken acting like a fucking twat for an hour and a half and then the most redundant hour long green screen wankery fight scene ever that had no emotional impact because it was an hour fucking long and you knew how it was going to end because it's a fucking prequel, oh yeah one of the best in the series get the fuck out of here |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | k....
still one of the best in the series and bro do you even KOTOR? |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | my christmas tree has like 15 star wars ornaments on it, step it up padawan. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | OK so I fucking hated the first two prequels, but the third one was getting good review and I was stoked
I waited in line for fucking ever on opening day
After 2 hours of squirming in my seat and just sitting there in complete disbelief of how bad it was, and then, it was over and everyone in the theater applauded but it didn't make sense to me, I felt like I was on an alien planet or something
Or maybe it was all a bad dream
Nope, that was the day I realized most people have terrible fucking taste in movies and will just stare at a special effects type movie for 2 hours with their brain off and applaud at the end and probably not remember anything that even happened in the movie
That was the day I wanted to become a filmmaker so I could bring just a little less schlock into the world
That was the day everything changed
So yeah don't say I'm a bandwagoner because I don't like the prequels, I could write you a fucking 50 page essay on why those movies are the worst thing since the plauge |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | i don't give a fuck about special effects, revenge of the sith was great because you finally see the climax of the entire saga with the fall of vader and it's by far the darkest of any of the six films. |
andcas
11.24.12 | "If you consider the prequels non canon like I do then yeah Star Wars is a perfect series"
ewoks
"LOTR is worst thing on here"
could this be because it's shot where you live?
"you finally see the climax of the entire saga"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Trebor17
11.24.12 | Dark does not equal good
My fucking lord, Star Wars is a space/adventure series for the whole fucking family, you're missing the point of Star Wars entirely
Killing a bunch of children and choking out your pregnant wife is not Star Wars |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | We never needed to know the details of how Darth Vader become who he is, that's the biggest problem with the prequels.
Just enough info is provided in the real Star Wars films for you to make your own interpretation
But then Lucas was like "Nope, he killed a bunch of kids and moped around and stuff fuck you give me money" |
Aids
11.24.12 | Back Door Sluts |
mindleviticus
11.24.12 | stfu liam neeson is sexy as fuck as qui gon jinn |
menawati
11.24.12 | jar jar was fun tho...oh hang on a sec |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Describe Qui Gon Jinn's character to me if he's so cool
Oh yeah that's right he doesn't have a personality besides stoic and boring |
MeatSalad
11.24.12 | qui gon was only good for the fact that liam neeson played him |
andcas
11.24.12 | qui gon jinn = worst jedi ever. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Those movies ruined the mythos of the Jedi by making it some genetic bullshit you're born with and you train since you're a kid and all that shit
Plus they're about trade federations and a galactic senate, the most boring subject matter imaginable
But people turn off their brains when they watch those movies and tell themselves "hey it's star Wars that means it's good" |
sixdegrees
11.24.12 | Mace Windu was the best part of the prequels, duh |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Mace Windu literally does nothing
Again, describe Mace Windu to me without saying "Samuel L Jackson is awesome!!!!11" |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "We never needed to know the details of how Darth Vader become who he is, that's the biggest problem with the prequels.
Just enough info is provided in the real Star Wars films for you to make your own interpretation
But then Lucas was like "Nope, he killed a bunch of kids and moped around and stuff fuck you give me money""
seriously? a villain without any human motivation is one of the biggest mistakes a movie/series can make. star wars IS the story of anikan/vader, it's the story of a man's descent into darkness and his ultimate redemption. all of the space stuff and aliens and stuff is just the setting, the same story could have been told in modern times or in a medieval setting or anything else. it's not the point of the film. |
mindleviticus
11.24.12 | mace windu is also sexy |
MeatSalad
11.24.12 | it's got lazerz and explosionz so it must be go0d!!!11! |
sixdegrees
11.24.12 | i'm super srs
super srs guise
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andcas
11.24.12 | "we've discovered palpatine is the sith lord!"
*mace and anakin slowly walk to the ship |
sixdegrees
11.24.12 | Samuel L Jackson is awesome, fuck you |
TheMoreira
11.24.12 | Twilight. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Star Wars is not about Darth Vader oh my god you're fucking retarded
He's not even the main villain, he gets bossed around by that one dude in the first film
Star Wars is WWII in space and Luke is the main fucking character
You probably saw the prequels first or some shit and that's why you think this way but damn dude you got it all wrong |
andcas
11.24.12 | cgi everywhere! |
MeatSalad
11.24.12 | literally the only good thing about the prequels was the part where hayden whateverhisnameis got his limbs destroyed |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | The prequels feel like they were written by a robot who doesn't understand why Star Wars is good and just put a bunch of green screen backgrounds and effects where the heart and characters were supposed to go
So basically it was written by George Lucas
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demigod93
11.24.12 | pretty much. which is why I am happy he has nothing to do with the new ones
they might even be decent
might |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | lol no i've been watching the originals all my life, luke is not the main character and was never intended to be, you can watch interviews with lucas from before the prequels were even made and he'll say it was always intended to be at least a six part saga. in the first movie luke is essentially a surrogate for the viewer, he learns about stuff at the same pace as the audience. |
CaptainDooRight
11.24.12 | ha
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MeatSalad
11.24.12 | I'm not holding my breath for them |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Umm no he wrote the first film first and didn't know where it was going to go at the time at all. |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "The prequels feel like they were written by a robot who doesn't understand why Star Wars is good and just put a bunch of green screen backgrounds and effects where the heart and characters were supposed to go"
you keep saying stuff like this but then you refuse to accept the presence of more sophisticated storytelling elements and want it to just be a space adventure or whatever. that's just as shallow as special effecs. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | I never said Star Wars isn't a sophisticated story, it is
The prequels' story isn't sophisticated at all are you fucking kidding me?
It's the most basic story ever, like it was conceived by a high school film student
And the first film is almost completely irrelevant to the next two
You could skip the first film all together and still get the same experience
You're trying to hard to believe in the concept and you're ignoring the god awful writing and clunky storytelling like seriously
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auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "Umm no he wrote the first film first and didn't know where it was going to go at the time at all."
not true, i watched that long ass documentary and he said he had the overall story written before the first movie was even filmed, he had to cut it down into a movie that would make sense as a stand alone film. he didn't know whether it would do well and whether he would get the opportunity to make the rest of the story, but it was always envisioned as something much bigger. |
MeatSalad
11.24.12 | How can you actually like the prequels when they're so horrifyingly written and acted |
demigod93
11.24.12 | the prequels story is so mind boggling retarded and convuluted that it almost seems sophisticated
especially Phantom Menace |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | Please post some brilliant dialogue from the prequels for all to see itt
And yeah he thought he would make sequels, but he didn't know what they would be like at the time
Hell, in the first draft of Empire, Vader isn't Luke's father, he just thought of that writing the second draft so obviously he didn't have all this shit planned from the beginning |
CaptainDooRight
11.24.12 | the queefquelz |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "You're trying to hard to believe in the concept and you're ignoring the god awful writing and clunky storytelling like seriously"
i'm not denying that the writing could have been better or any of that, but they serve their purpose of completing the saga, showing the rise, fall, and redemption of vader, and filling in the holes in the backstory that was presented in the original trilogy. |
Sleaper
11.24.12 | pirates of the caribbean was cool too, but the latest one was one of the worst movies ive seen in a long time. i actually fell asleep in the cinema. |
MeatSalad
11.24.12 | The latest one was just a shit cash in man |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | "and filling in the holes in the backstory that was presented in the original trilogy."
I don't even, like holy fuck
The prequels created a ton of plot holes and redundancies
How are there any backstory holes in the original films, that doesn't even make sense |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "Hell, in the first draft of Empire, Vader isn't Luke's father, he just thought of that writing the second draft so obviously he didn't have all this shit planned from the beginning"
he wasn't the father in the first draft because he didn't want any of the cast and crew to know the twist until it was time to actually film it. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | "he wasn't the father in the first draft because he didn't want any of the cast and crew to know the twist until it was time to actually film it."
What the fuck are you smoking? You don't have a cast or crew when you're writing a first draft of a script, I don't even know what to say to this, like what? |
MeatSalad
11.24.12 | One can conclude that auber is talking out of his ass |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | he wrote the original script without the plot twist so that nobody would know about it. |
Recspecs
11.24.12 | Lol auber up to his old tricks, Empire Strikes Back is one the of the best movies ever. |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | "he wrote the original script without the plot twist so that nobody would know about it."
OK I'm done, there's is nothing I could say to this, I'm going to Del Taco |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | lucas also had an even earlier draft for empire that didn't involve the vader as luke's father plot twist because it was written as a back up in case the first film did poorly so that he could wrap up the saga in two films. it had nothing to do with his six-part vision. |
Recspecs
11.24.12 | " it had nothing to do with his six-part vision."
I thought you were straight edge? |
CaptainDooRight
11.24.12 | My name is Melvin and I'm a weekend at Bernie's fan
Revenge of the nerds? no no that's for geeks |
Trebor17
11.24.12 | 6 part vision my word
George Lucas is a hack who got lucky the first time and then had a lot of talented people help him make two more films, he didn't even write or direct Empire and only co-wrote Jedi
He gets way too much credit
He had nothing for the prequels, he didn't even want to make any more Star Wars films, but he lost all his money in a divorce and wrote three prequel films out of his ass |
Hep Kat
11.24.12 | aubergine you are so fucking stupid it's almost unbelievable |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "OK I'm done, there's is nothing I could say to this, I'm going to Del Taco"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Prowse
"According to director Irvin Kershner, the shooting script had a false page with Vader's dialogue implicating Kenobi as the murderer of Luke's father, but at the time, only he, George Lucas, screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan, and producer Gary Kurtz were privy to the knowledge that Vader and Anakin were to be the same person." |
CaptainDooRight
11.24.12 | Star Wars: The Long Debate |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "I thought you were straight edge?"
wut? |
Polyethylene
11.24.12 | Dark Knight trilogy should be here.
Also, I'm of the opinion that Crystal Skull was better than Temple of Doom and AS good as Last Crusade. Shoot me. |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | "aubergine you are so fucking stupid it's almost unbelievable"
i luv you too! ~^_^~ |
Polyethylene
11.24.12 | And I really think the LOTR movies are near flawless, "return of the king had a ton of horse shit moments" is just no |
chambered49
11.24.12 | auberginedreams you are a fucking moron |
Recspecs
11.24.12 | "wut?"
Only someone violently drunk or high could be this dumb. |
menawati
11.24.12 | yea return of the king was flawed, using the army of the dead as a fucking IWIN button made the big battle a mockery and removed any sense of suspense |
Kris.
11.24.12 | dang aubergine you really are horrifyingly mentally challenged |
Satellite
11.24.12 | if u like the stars wars prequels you're a stupid asshole js |
someguest
11.24.12 | The Godfather, easily. |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | see what i mean about bandwagoning? now i'm a horrifyingly mentally challanged violently high and
drunk fucking retarded stupid asshole moron. thanks again groupthink! |
menawati
11.24.12 | fistful of dollars, few dollars more, good bad ugly |
Winrar
11.24.12 | Rebuild of Evangelion fucking rox my sox |
auberginedreams
11.24.12 | that's what you get when you dare to go against popular opinion and think for yourself on an internet comments section. i'm just surprised that my sexuality or that of my mother hasn't been questioned yet! |
Ignimbrite
11.24.12 | "as for toy story only the first one is good, the second one meh, the 3rd one blows"
"the 3rd one blows"
You will fucking burn for that. |
someguest
11.24.12 | Auber, when are you going to learn how to chill? |
Ignimbrite
11.24.12 | and yeah, Dark Knight trilogy |
Recspecs
11.24.12 | aubergine you fucking choad eat a dick and ride the sybian. |
Hyperion1001
11.24.12 | aubergine is the new taylor swift good i got it from papa johns last night |
Ignimbrite
11.24.12 | Toy Story 3 is one of the best animated films of all time. Hell, it might be *the* best. |
Ignimbrite
11.24.12 | yea |
Detritivore
11.24.12 | Naked Gun |
Deviant.
11.25.12 | "my christmas tree has like 15 star wars ornaments on it, step it up padawan."
So, you're like 5 years old then?
"could this be because it's shot where you live?"
That must be it, good thinking |
ViralOblivion
11.25.12 | Indy 4 was so fucking awful |
demigod93
11.25.12 | I don't see how him having 15 Star Wars ornaments makes him a 5 year old. Star Wars ornaments are sweet. |
MichaelSnoxall
11.25.12 | I like the Star Wars prequels.
I don't even care why they're shit, I enjoyed them, motherfuckers. |
demigod93
11.25.12 | They're awful and nobody should enjoy them |
Deviant.
11.25.12 | Indy 4 wouldn't have been so bad if:
Shia wasn't in it (in fact the entire character being absent would have been swell, that way we wouldn't have had to see that fucking tarzan sequence where he's swinging through the tree tops)
Spielberg wanting to use cgi wherever he possibly can
If the aliens had just been some ancient civilization instead, and the ending could have just been them finding some immeasurable wealth or whatever |
ViralOblivion
11.25.12 | Worst line in the history of Star Wars
Episode 2 attack of the clones " I wish I could just wish my feelings away"
What in the actual fuck? Worst writing ever. |
MichaelSnoxall
11.25.12 | And the only reason I can find for disliking the LOTR films is the inconsistencies and exclusions of content from the books, as well as parts being taken from The Hobbit book.
But I don't, just my taste, I love LOTR. |
ViralOblivion
11.25.12 | Frank darabont wrote the original Indy 4 script Spielberg said it was the best one and lucas went " this is shit ill write it better" |
bach
11.25.12 | I haven't met a person who hasn't liked the LOTR trilogy. |
demigod93
11.25.12 | I saw the first two. They're okay. Don't remember much of the second to be honest because it was like 7 years ago. First I saw with friends so I wasn't paying attention the whole time |
Deviant.
11.25.12 | It's more the fact that PJ is just a terrible director who relies on WETA to make him look good. I started watching a bit of Fellowship the other day; only like ten years old and it's already horribly dated |
EyesWideShut
11.25.12 | The Dollars Trilogy |
ViralOblivion
11.25.12 | No it isn't. If any movie series doesn't hold p it's raimi Spider-Man's movies. LOTR is still great |
MO
11.25.12 | "Also, I'm of the opinion that Crystal Skull was better than Temple of Doom and AS good as Last Crusade. Shoot me."
consider yourself shot, crystal skull was such a piece of shit and putting it on par with crusade is unbelievably retarded |
ViralOblivion
11.25.12 | Crusade is the best one we should hang whoever said that |
Cygnatti
11.25.12 | godfather 1 and 2
damn |
Recspecs
11.25.12 | consider yourself shot, crystal skull was such a piece of shit and putting it on par with crusade is unbelievably retarded [2] |
Emim
11.25.12 | Yeah LOTR is probably my favorite |
Masochist
11.25.12 | consider yourself shot, crystal skull was such a piece of shit and putting it on par with crusade is unbelievably retarded [3]
Also, I'll go so far as to say that the Toy Story series is the all-around best movie series with at least three movies, with the one possible exception of Lord of the Rings. My angle is not discounting any movies that are officially part of that series' canon (sorry to say, but Indiana Jones has four movies, and Star Wars has six. And some of those really, really suck). |
auberginedreams
11.25.12 | really? toy story? |
auberginedreams
11.25.12 | aren't you black? i don't know too many black dudes that are that into toy story lol. |
Masochist
11.25.12 | Fuck yeah, Toy Story! And you don't know too many black dudes ;-) |
MiniatureHorse
11.25.12 | Any movie that has Jack Nicholson in it. |
fish.
11.25.12 | star wars |
jdennis31
11.25.12 | you guys all have terrible taste in movies. |
GnFnRs87
11.25.12 | Toy Story
Dollars
Dark Knight trilogy
Indiana Jones (I enjoyed 4- was a bad movie in principle but I enjoyed seeing Indy back after so long)
Star Wars original trilogy (Fuck the prequels although Revenge wasn't as awful as the other 2)
Naked Gun
Raimi Spider-Man trilogy (3 nearly ruined it but it wasn't too bad)
Monty Python |
Polyethylene
11.25.12 | "consider yourself shot, crystal skull was such a piece of shit and putting it on par with crusade is unbelievably retarded"
Crusade was a weak and poorly paced rehash of the first film. Deviating from Nazis and biblical artefacts didn't prove so popular with Temple Of Doom, so they chickened out with its sequel and went straight back to the original formula. At least Crystal Skull tried to do something new, and in my opinion they pulled it off. |
jdennis31
11.25.12 | dude, i don't even like indiana jones but that last one was pretty bad. watched lawless last night and god does shia lebouf suck as an actor |
Recspecs
11.25.12 | "aren't you black? i don't know too many black dudes that are that into toy story lol."
What the fuck? |
someguest
11.25.12 | Yeah, Toy Story is whites only. Go watch Antz black boy. |
Recspecs
11.25.12 | Antz hahahaha |
andcas
11.25.12 | "and yeah, Dark Knight trilogy"
the dark knight rises was fucking terrible aside from tom hardy. |
Recspecs
11.25.12 | Fuck I still need to see that. |
andcas
11.25.12 | don't bother. just watch bane's scenes online. skip the end where's he's made into a bitch. |
someguest
11.25.12 | "the dark knight rises was fucking terrible aside from tom hardy."
damn you have a hard on for hardy |
fish.
11.25.12 | "Fuck I still need to see that."
me too, dvd comes out soon. my friends spent the whole of my month in south america talking about it
so I had to walk out of the conversations all the time |
Recspecs
11.25.12 | Tom Hardy is a great actor man. |
andcas
11.25.12 | it's not my fault tom hardy can make a shitty movie better every time. |
VermicideReloadead
11.25.12 | LOTR saga as a whole is the best. |
andcas
11.25.12 | especially the gay sex scene with sam and frodo. |
ChuckyTruant
11.25.12 | bourne trilogy is coo |
Polyethylene
11.25.12 | TDKR was awesome I think, and not just 'cos Tom Hardy at all |
Polyethylene
11.25.12 | lotr rules and dev u should feel VERY bad [2] |
Acrosstheshield13
12.07.12 | LOTR, Star Wars, Indiana Jones obviously all kick ass.
and...the albums 6 and 1 kick ass too. |
Ssssssss
12.07.12 | lotr rules and dev u should feel VERY bad [3] |
thejon93rd
12.07.12 | The Bourne Trilogy (haven't seen the new one, but I hear that I have reason to be worried about it's overall quality)
The Toy Story Trilogy
The Dark Knight Trilogy (although The Dark Knight is my least favourite)
The Indiana Jones Trilogy (minus Kingdom of the Crystal Skull because that was abysmal)
Star Wars: The Original Trilogy (not the shitty re-edits, the theatrical versions that I used to watch on VHS all the time, Disney better hurry up and re-release those bad boys already)
The Godfather Trilogy (even though Part 3 is kinda weak, the first-two are superb enough to have on here anyways)
The Evil Dead
The Die Hard Series (I love all the Die Hard movies, but Die Harder is my favourite)
The Terminator Series (even though Rise of the Machines and Salvation are, at best, watchable, remember that this franchise was meant to be a double-hitter, meaning that Judgement Day should have ended it... but, Hollwood had to have it their way)
Lord of the Rings
The Matrix Trilogy (Reloaded is actually my favourite instalment, even though it leads into the somewhat disappointing Revolutions)
Star Trek II - IV (I like some of the films starring the Next Generation cast, but the original crew was perfect and from Wrath of Khan to The Voyage Home was pitch-perfect)
I'm sure that there are more that I'm missing, but these are the ones that came to the top of my head. |
