menawati
11.15.12 | and a sprig of rocket |
americanohno
11.15.12 | What do you call an alligator detective? |
americanohno
11.15.12 | ...
..
an investiGATOR |
menawati
11.15.12 | comedy genius right here |
menawati
11.15.12 | I went to a restaurant the other night and this duck came up to me and gave me a single red rose. I said 'waiter, waiter, I asked for AROMATIC duck !' |
xevman
11.15.12 | wow. |
americanohno
11.15.12 | holy hot goddamn I've been bested |
menawati
11.15.12 | I took some faulty vinegar back to the shop to get it changed. The assistant asked me what was wrong with it and I told her it got lumps in it. She replied 'they are pickled onions sir'. |
MetallicOpeth
11.15.12 | what'd the cowboy say to the pencil?
draw partner |
bach
11.15.12 | A U want some Gold? |
menawati
11.15.12 | My wife came back from the shop with some nappies the other day. I wondered if that meant we had a little one on the way but it just turned out her ass muscles were fucked up. |
OmairSh
11.15.12 | A Sikh was holding a flower in his hand and kept on falling in front of this girl.
She asked him what he was doing.
He replied "I'm falling in love" |
OmairSh
11.15.12 | Now this is a thread. Its gon' get carraazzayy |
Winrar
11.15.12 | ha
ha! |
menawati
11.15.12 | This blind man walks into a shop and starts whirling his dog around around his head at the end of its leash. An assistant runs over and says 'Errr can I help you sir ?!'. 'No it's ok' he says 'I'm just looking'. |
OmairSh
11.15.12 | What did one fat guy say to another?
Lets roll. |
bach
11.15.12 | What do you do with dead chemists?
Barium. |
menawati
11.15.12 | Why arent there any aspirins in the jungle ?
Because the paracetomol. |
MetallicOpeth
11.15.12 | What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef |
OmairSh
11.15.12 | What do you call people with a lot of time?
Sputnik Users
:D |
MetallicOpeth
11.15.12 | why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
cause then it would a foot |
menawati
11.15.12 | what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes ?
nothing, she's been told twice already |
TomArnoldsArmpit
11.15.12 | lol |
sixdegrees
11.15.12 | huehuehue |
cb123
11.15.12 | why should women not be allowed to ski?
cuz there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry |
OmairSh
11.15.12 | HAHAHAHA noice. Chauvinistic jokes never get old. |
DotEight
11.15.12 | "cuz there's no snow between the kitchen and the laundry"
Thanks for making me spill my beer. |
cb123
11.15.12 | haha anytime :p |
OmairSh
11.15.12 | cb which website did you copy that from? |
cb123
11.15.12 | nowhere, just remember hearing it lol |
CaptainDooRight
11.15.12 | dam
|
OmairSh
11.15.12 | Haha klkl. Dude Triumph the insult comic dog is brutal. HIGHlarious |
CaptainDooRight
11.15.12 | whats 5, 16, and 20 like? |
CaptainDooRight
11.15.12 | nevermind on 16 |
