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Got Drunk For The Second Time This Weekend...

So it was my friend's birthday party this weekend. I've only been drunk once and I was high at the time so I don't think the alcohol had too much of an effect on me then. This weekend though, I drank probably only two full cups of vodka mixed with coke in one drink and the other one was some sort of orange juice vodka or something. (I'm retarded when it comes to possessing any sort of knowledge of alcohol.) Anyways, I must be the worst lightweight ever. I mean I was really drunk. I was stumbling everywhere and pissing and talking about stupid shit. At one point, my friend and I were talking to his mother who was also plastered. For some reason, the subject became penises. His mother is very open and funny so this wasn't the awkward part. The awkward part was that I told her my dick size and how it varies depending on certain factors. The next day I was talking to my friend about how being drunk is so much worse than being high. He agreed and told me about what I said. I then remembered it and just laughed. Note to self: Unlike being high, I can't hide being drunk... at all...
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