ncguitar
06.17.12 | boom |
RooseveltsGhost
06.17.12 | List needs more Owl City and Pig Destroyer |
RooseveltsGhost
06.17.12 | you exist because your parents have parts that fit and could afford to feed you |
SgtPepper
06.17.12 | Life has a meaning, but its different for everyone. We live to discover that meaning, though some of us fail to find it. |
Butkuiss
06.17.12 | To listen to Rush m/ |
MoosechriS
06.17.12 | ^
this!!!! |
rockandmetaljunkie
06.17.12 | There is no meaning. Everything is in vain. |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | Because McGyver had a shaving accident. |
domakesayuhh
06.17.12 | to make this list |
MMX
06.17.12 | No the engineers made us to be guinea pigs
we are test subjects |
Dashy
06.17.12 | Because Jesus of course! |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | McGyver also created Jesus by accident. Just like Chuck Norris. |
Dashy
06.17.12 | No one created Jesus! He has existed forever! |
MMX
06.17.12 | Better question
Do We Exist? or are well figments of ncguitar's imagination? |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | "No one created Jesus! He has existed forever!"
Wrong, McGyver wanted to create some explosives but he was drunk so he fucked up. |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | "Better question
Do We Exist? or are well figments of ncguitar's imagination?"
Holographic universe is so 2010. |
MMX
06.17.12 | so 2010 is so 2008 |
Dashy
06.17.12 | This "McGyver" guy doesn't even have solid evidence of his existence. Can't believe you would believe in something without any solid evidence. |
MMX
06.17.12 | I just figured out why we exist
Pudding, Yup it's all powerful |
BaseballJames
06.17.12 | Slurpees. Nothing else. And music and love, I guess. |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | "This "McGyver" guy doesn't even have solid evidence of his existence. Can't believe you would believe in something without any solid evidence."
How dare you insult your creator you filthy infidel. |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | MCGYVER AKHBAR! |
MMX
06.17.12 | "Slurpees. Nothing else. And music and love, I guess."
or that |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | "and love, I guess."
Gay. |
Dashy
06.17.12 | "How dare you insult your creator you filthy infidel."
You are going to hell for not believing in the one true god. |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | You are going to blow up in all eternity for not believing in the one true god in human shape, McGyver. |
FourthReich
06.17.12 | science |
Dashy
06.17.12 | Okay lol, I am done being a fundie for the night. McGyver and the black trinity (Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson) all rule the heavens, the earth, and the whole universe. |
Wolfhorde
06.17.12 | And the 9 other worlds in every other possible mythology. Agreed. |
Trebor17
06.17.12 | Because you touch yourself at night |
Acanthus
06.17.12 | To die. |
Polyethylene
06.17.12 | "Life has a meaning, but its different for everyone. We live to discover that meaning, though some of us fail to find it."
^ This. Science tells us "how", and it is up to us to determine "why." Don't look to religion for either. |
PurpleDino
06.17.12 | to cut ourselves and wear black nail varnish and lipstick |
SpiritCrusher2
06.17.12 | well apparently there was a huge explosion, and then there was a lot of water, and then there were fish, and then the fish got arms and legs and turned into a homo sapiens, and here we are now, eating fish every friday |
KILL
06.17.12 | because we exist bitch
roll the bonez |
taylormemer
06.17.12 | I'm pretty sure we exist so we can thrash hard, it's just that too many dicks don't thrash at all and then wars start. m/ |
KILL
06.17.12 | agreed we just gota take all out anger out IN THE PIT |
JamieTwort
06.17.12 | WALTZ IT UP |
jdennis31
06.17.12 | we are put on this earth by the almighty to worship him, so that we may die and continue to worship him for all eternity. i for one am ecstatic, and cannot wait to die so i can continue praise and worship of the god almighty |
andcas
06.17.12 | platypus are space gods and styrofoam is an acid concoction. |
jdennis31
06.17.12 | playtpi(?) were put on this earth to show god has a sense of humor. |
taylormemer
06.17.12 | "platypus are space gods and styrofoam is an acid concoction."
What was wrong with your original post? Oh wait, this one is worse, now I understand. |
andcas
06.17.12 | I'm sorry I failed to please you taylor. I truly am. |
taylormemer
06.17.12 | I haven't come across a single moment where you have succeeded, but do keep persisting. |
andcas
06.17.12 | I'm too busy watching andy kaufman videos right now. rain check. |
CaptainDooRight
06.17.12 | Nice words Paper. In our perspective minds we may view things differently but in a literal sense who can that our purposes are not the same? |
Omaha
06.17.12 | God created us because he could.
(Don't agree with an ounce of this, but the idea came from Prometheus. Great movie) |
YankeeDudel
06.17.12 | There is no purpose other than just trying to have fun and surviving.
You watch Animal Planet and every animal is just trying to live. Trying to find their next meal or mate. In between they just chill and sit around. Thats all there is to life. We've just added a bunch of complicated shit on top of that. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
06.17.12 | I feel like trying to find an answer for this is futile. |
thumbcrusher
06.17.12 | you exist because your mother had sex with your father. |
Calc
06.17.12 | everyone should know the answer to all life's riddles is 42 |
sniper01
06.17.12 | a nigga gotta live |
PayneTiger777
06.17.12 | I prefer McGruber over McGuyver. |
redskyformiles
06.17.12 | to show the glory of G_d |
Cells
06.17.12 | Most of you pussies exist because of our advanced medicinal technology. |
CaptainDooRight
06.17.12 | What weed? |
DotEight
06.17.12 | If there is intelligent life out there in space, you know they look at us as ants on a farm. |
jdennis31
06.17.12 | what if earth is the most advanced planet in the universe? |
DotEight
06.17.12 | "what if earth is the most advanced planet in the universe?"
It's a question we may never have the answer to. Who knows man, the Universe is endless. We only know of what we can see with our high-powered telescopes and what we see from the space station honestly. And that's probably less than 1% of the Universe. We can barely see beyond our own galaxy, and there's probably thousands of them. |
jdennis31
06.17.12 | yea for sure. was just wondering cause i can't think of a single book or movie that has humans as the superior race in the galaxy |
climactic
06.17.12 | see prometheus it will answer all your questions hehehe |
DotEight
06.17.12 | I mean we could be, we've advanced so far in just the last 50 years. So who knows, it could be exponential from here-on. I'm not one that believes in aliens and such, but if there are, I'm sure there's a civilization out there somewhere that surpasses us. |
drewcordova
06.17.12 | Don't forget the possibility of multiple universes. String theory is really interesting (read Brian Green for a more in depth explanation), and part of string theory talks about multiple dimensions and universes. It's infinitely possible that we're the most advanced, and infinitely possible that we are not. |
Trebor17
06.17.12 | Is there love in space? |
GhettoHmbrglr
06.17.12 | i do not exist |
rockandmetaljunkie
06.17.12 | If an alien race would exist, they wouldn't look nothing like the creatures that Hollywood depicts. Even the smallest underdeveloped form should do the trick. It's also very difficult to predict how they would look like. I mean we are taught that our laws of science don't apply outside our solar system. |
climactic
06.17.12 | " laws of science don't apply outside our solar system."
im not an expert by any means but this cant be right? |
rockandmetaljunkie
06.17.12 | That's what science claims, i cannot possibly know. |
HitlerIsGod
06.17.12 | are we talking deep philosophy here? |
Sirob
06.17.12 | Can I get a boner in space? |
HitlerIsGod
06.17.12 | now youre thinking. |
Hyperion1001
06.17.12 | to fuck |
MyHusbandsRifle
06.17.12 | to fuck |
rockandmetaljunkie
06.17.12 | "are we talking deep philosophy here?"
yeah, why not ? |
HitlerIsGod
06.17.12 | its not allowed. |
domakesayuhh
06.17.12 | space boners |
jdennis31
06.17.12 | 'its not allowed.' stop being such a nazi |
rockandmetaljunkie
06.17.12 | by whom ? |
HitlerIsGod
06.17.12 | god |
rockandmetaljunkie
06.17.12 | fuck god |
pizzamachine
06.17.12 | love God |
rockandmetaljunkie
06.17.12 | There's nothing to love. |
drewcordova
06.17.12 | Laws are applicable to the entire physical universe (in our dimension, as we perceive it). That means that they apply even outside of our solar system. |
Samizdat
06.17.12 | Sex. |
MyHusbandsRifle
06.17.12 | u guyz gay |
ncguitar
06.17.12 | And yet not a sigle mention of Yoda :( |
Samizdat
06.17.12 | Yoda's fight scene in Episode II was dull. |
