MybadMADB: Me Baby Est Crawling!

MybadMADB 05.31.12	FAGGOTRY! SHOW MY ALBUMS!
newjunkaesthetic93 05.31.12	Never too early for a baby to start listening to some death grips.
coneren 05.31.12	i cant wait to have a kid so i can beat the shit out of it
MybadMADB 05.31.12	Dead baby= hilariousness
MybadMADB 05.31.12	You know what's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
Yazz_Flute 05.31.12	IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Pentagon 05.31.12	How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips
MybadMADB 05.31.12	lol pentagon
evilford 05.31.12	this conversation reminds me of high school
Grimlin 05.31.12	why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? so you can see the expression on its face
Killerhit 05.31.12	When is patting hitting, and when is rocking shaking?
evilford 05.31.12	I didn't know they gave inmates in the psych ward internet access
Rail 05.31.12	"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? so you can see the expression on its face" Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can finish cumming in it's mouth. That's the correct version.
Killerhit 05.31.12	The older they are, the more dead they look. - Joseph Smith on babies, Doctrine and Covenants 45:6
evilford 05.31.12	you guys seriously need some kind of help
Killerhit 05.31.12	Clearly you've never been a parent if you find this offensive
Grimlin 05.31.12	"Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can finish cumming in it's mouth. That's the correct version." whoa, no need to get offensive now. some people might not agree with dead baby sex. be considerate
evilford 05.31.12	lol. I actually am a parent. I'm not offended at all, I have heard much worse. I'm just saying...you guys obvs have some messed up wiring if this stuff makes good jokes to you.
Rail 05.31.12	"you guys obvs have some messed up wiring if this stuff makes good jokes to you." Not really, it's mainstream humour. My correction to Grimlin's joke is, I think, a Jimmy Carr gag. I personally don't find that sort of thing funny, but the people who do aren't an aberration.
evilford 05.31.12	I have never really understood that kind of humor. Even before I had kids. it wasn't even really funny in HS when my buddies would quote/joke that kind of thing. I just don't see any kind of humor in it..... if performers/comedians are using these jokes as a device to exercise free speech or whatever that's one thing
Grimlin 05.31.12	my ex-girlfriend told me the version i said on our first date. i did what most everyone seems to do when i tell it 8- you don't really expect laughter from it. facetiousness is amusing to me. if i were serious about something like that, i'd probably not be hanging around a music website. i'd be out stuffing babies in blenders *coding is hiding the backslash on my bug eyes
Maniac! 05.31.12	somehow I knew whose list this would be
evilford 05.31.12	oh yeah don't get me wrong, I know plenty of people who have found this stuff funny/amusing for one reason or another and haven't been doing it. I don't believe that that is the case at all. but like I said I just fail to find humor or amusement anywhere in this kind of thing.
Rail 05.31.12	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-S8n8-9RU This is my favourite comedian. He doesn't have any jokes.
GhostHead 06.01.12	Mine started crawling at about 9 months too. She's now 10 months and she stood up by herself today for the first time (Holding onto something, of course but I'm still pretty stoked for it). It's kind of annoying though, you have to chase them around now.
MybadMADB 06.01.12	Rail- i agree on it being mainstream humor completely. It's not that we find these jokes so hilarious that we would just bust out in laughter hysterically about it, but it's crude and extreme enough that it shocks people- and the people who don't find it so extremely shocking may find it slightly humorous just for shiggles.
MybadMADB 06.01.12	Ghosthead, i totally know what you mean. It's strange now that there's a baby on the move