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Bungy's Campaign Guide To Sasquatch 2012

Here is where I tell you how to make the most of Sasquatch for all three of you who will read this. The lineup is pretty dull compared to last year in my opinion, but I am still very excited. List assumes you don't have shitsandwich taste in music and are one of those douchebags who follow the bleep bloop artists around dancing all weekend.

Friday is going to be so boring compared to last year. Last year in just a few hours
you had the chance to see Rival Schools, Biffy Clyro, The Bronx, Against Me!, and
Foo Fighters. This year the punkest bands are Ted Leo, Wild Flag and Dum Dum
Girls. Fuck the organizers for not catering directly to my taste. Get there early to
see the first band play at 4. Seriously, don't stumble into the venue from the
campground drunk, just in time to see Of Monsters and Men. Stumble into the
venue from the campground drunk at 3:30 so you can check out Sean Wheeler
and Zander Schloss, who used to be in the fucking Circle Jerks. The songs I checked
out by them were solid soulful folk songs. Here's my tentative schedule:
2Sean Wheeler and Zander Schloss
3Allen Stone

not in the db either. You will be sick of indie folk/pop artists before the weekend's
over. Go ahead and pass on Yellow Ostrich and honeyhoney and check out this
special talent.
4Of Monsters and Men
My Head is an Animal

to be honest I couldn't get into their new album very much, though I'd like to be
present for that catchy chorus with the horn part in "Little Talks". Your other option is
James McCarthy. I shit you not this guy will play mellow rock music with vocals, drums
and guitars.
Give You the Ghost

auto-tuned/female fronted/indie/r&b/pop with a badass rhythm section.
Master of my make-believe

this should be fun
7Mark Lanegan
Blues Funeral

this over Starfucker unless I get bored. Screaming Trees vocalist, sort of a local
8Girl Talk
All Day

PAAARRTTTTYYYYY. You can't go wrong with seeing Beats Antique though either, a
rare combination of Hip-hop/tribal shit/bellydancing.
9Explosions in the Sky
The Rescue

this album title isn't a fucking sentence so I'll type this one out instead. I'd like to
see these dudes do a song or two
10Pretty Lights
Filling up the City Skies

Meh. should be fun

From 2-5 there will be five stages being used basically at once, which will be fine
for all the concert-goers that hate music. The overlap between Metric, tuneyards,
st. vincent and the shins sucks. Tuneyards should be a really unique set. The night
ending with 3 hours of Jack White and The Roots is going to be awesome though.

see these guys instead of Reptar, because this band isn't Reptar. Reptar is what
Vampire Weekend would sound like if they weren't just annoying but actively
engaged in a cause to make bad annoying music.
13Pete Holmes?

The comedians are pretty lame this year, I think Pete Holmes is definitely one of
the better ones though. I Break Horses are playing at the same time though and
they're named after a Smog song and Smog is fucking awesome.
14Rob Delaney

Another comedian while Blitzen Trapper plays on the main stage. This is actually a
good time to take a food break and see if this guy is funny and then sit on the grass
and eat and listen to Blitzen Trapper or Craft Spells.
15Alabama Shakes
Boys & Girls

old school rock, their new album is actually really fun to listen to, Led Zep style
16The Civil Wars
Barton Hollow

might miss this set for the same reason I missed Iron and Wine's set last year. It's
probably going to be boring as shit. I really like the music, just not 150 yards away,
let me know when their next club show is, this duo is meant for intimacy.
17Kurt Vile
Smoke Ring for my Halo

easy choice, I love this guy's style
18Dum Dum Girls
Only in Dreams

I've actually been listening to this band a bunch lately, pretty stoked.
19Childish Gambino

Will probably sit on the grass above the main stage and see how Glover handles a
massive Sasquatch crowd until Metric performs. Can't stand this album.

w h o k i l l

not sure if I want to trek up the hill and lose my spot for the band that got me
into indie whatever music in the first place
22The Shins
Port of Morrow

I'll be singing along hard
23St. Vincent
Strange Mercy

will have to miss most of this which blows I loved Strange Mercy
24Jack White

I peeked at his recent set lists, there's a lot of raconteurs/white stripes songs in
there. I'm excited
25The roots

these guys are playing until 1:00. the next morning will blow hard

27The Staves

the songs I heard sounded sweet. Dale Earnhardt JR JR are playing on the main
stage, but I'm not much of a fan.
29Trampled by Turtles

these guys are supposed to be awesome live
30Howlin Rain
The Russion Wilds

talented musicians that overindulge on the psychedelic/progressive aspects.
Hopefully they play "strange thunder" check it out on spotify that song rules
31Todd Barry

in my opinion he's a pretty mediocre comedian, but the other bands playing right
now are boring. lame
32Blind Pilot
We are the Tide

indie folk stuff. These guys are much better than most though
33The War on Drugs
Slave Ambient

awesome band
34Hey Rosetta!

Really looking forward to this one
35Deer Tick
The Black Dirt Sessions

seems like a good way to pass the time before M. Ward
36M. Ward
Transistor Radio
37Wild Flag
Wild Flag

a catchy post punk, female fronted, dino jr. or something. This band rules
38We Are Augustines
Rise ye Sunken Ships

these guys do the emotional indie folk thing really well like Hey Rosetta! and
Frightened Rabbit. The Head and the Heart are also playing and are fantastic live,
but I've seen them a couple times. See them if you haven't.
39The Walkmen

reery good
40Zola Jesus
The Rip Tide
42Bon Iver
Bon Iver, Bon Iver
43Feed me
to the stars

Monday gets really fucked up from 4:30 to 10:30. I feel like I'll miss half the
bands I came for
45The Sheepdogs
Learn and Burn
Never trust a happy song

47Ben Howard
Every Kingdom

this guy is good
48Gary Clark Jr.
The Bright Lights

goddammit i'm in a hurry now
49Damien Jurado
50Cloud Cult
Light Chasers
51The Joy Formidable
The Big Roar

conflicts with fun. who are always a blast live. love this album though
aim and ignite

conflicts with Shearwater. Shearwater will probably win. Love this album though
Animal Joy
55Silversun Pickups
Neck of the Woods

conflicts with The Cave Singers
56The Cave Singers
No Witch

this album rules

58ted leo and the pharmacists
The Brutalist Bricks

this band fucking rules and conflicts with
Sweet heart sweet light

awesome band. and conflicts with

and conflicts with
61Tenacious D
Rize of the Fenix
Mr. Beast

Mogwai conflicts with

Helpful pro hints and advice tips: #1. Fry your brain. When you are standing behind
the guy dancing with his eyes closed or in front of the guy insisting on rubbing your
shoulders you will wish you were them. #2. Don't talk to the Canadians. Don't even
make eye contact. #3. Drink water. For God's sake if I have to carry you out of the
pit to get medical attention because you passed out, you are going to die in the pit.
#4. Bring a goddamn jacket or something. Highs in the 70's and lows in like the
40's or 50's and it will be a little windy. Did you know that or did you need to bring
your fucking mom with you? #5. If you see the guy wearing a gray Mountain Goats
tee with an octopus on it. He is extremely poor but too shy to beg for change, go
ahead and share what you have. #6. I'm not really an asshole
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