Arckanum
Fran Marder


4.0
excellent

Review

by LAD USER (12 Reviews)
March 19th, 2012 | 29 replies


Release Date: 1995 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Fran marder is so hard.

A real, poor production, as hard as dog feces black metal album. But a lot of different mushrooms. This is a person who did the song, quite frankly, he was Sauron. He is too badass even magic and more, and he just stood on the grass and sharp weapons and linen dog feces. It is said that he wore a mask, but wrong! This is his face. He walked very slowly, dog feces, because he is an old man. But his voice is like a virgin baby elderly.

And picking fruit from the tree, eat. And juices run out of his mouth and dog feces, so it looks badass. He can ***ing kill *** guy. I mean the first song is not even understand. I think he is itching rabbit rabbit. But that crazy. Crazy.

This guy's face, may actually be his face, made ​​into a mask, and to his face. Listen to this album is ferocious. The album is crazy. It's like he does not ball only one cockroach. But dude this guy ... I think he cut his face. I mean he is wearing his face ... but he cut it off to wear. You see, he knows, if you do not close the cut of your face that you actually wear it? Pan's reality. You are using your arm, if it does not cut off. And he has this tool. He has a sharp tool. He uses them.

Who knows what kind of dog feces to do Playboy, why his arm. They can itch, dog feces. Just like a bird, convulsions. He can play the guitar, but the twist. This is Las Vegas 13. I mean, yes, his nose is so great ***. He played the music. I think the big nose to play well, so you do?



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Comments:Add a Comment 
LAD
March 19th 2012


136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Enjoy.

Adabelle
March 19th 2012


4425 Comments


BlackMetalLAD.

seedofnothing
March 19th 2012


3422 Comments


Not sure if I'll like this but I will check. I am a serious bm fan and know there are some good album in the genre but also a ton of shitty ones. Hope this fits the first.

Shuyin
March 19th 2012


14924 Comments


great album

WashboardSuds
March 19th 2012


5101 Comments


are you the Latino Association for Dyslexics?

KILL
March 19th 2012


81580 Comments


lmao sup johnny

TheSpirit
Emeritus
March 19th 2012


30304 Comments


Despite being cheesy as fuck Arckanum rules. I don't know what this review is

KILL
March 19th 2012


81580 Comments


johnny is too complex for you

LAD
March 19th 2012


136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

you guys are poser queers

LAD
March 19th 2012


136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You are stupid obstacles, it is worth burning hot Torchwood

wheremycountrylies
March 19th 2012


227 Comments


sweet review

gotta check this

KILL
March 19th 2012


81580 Comments


who is neggin?

wheremycountrylies
March 19th 2012


227 Comments


poser queers

Adabelle
March 19th 2012


4425 Comments


Has no one heard of TrueLad?

glezz
March 20th 2012


235 Comments


This is one of the crappiest sounding sorry excuses for Black Metal this side of Burzum. It's unlistenable.
The reviewers first language is obviously Psychoese.

LAD
March 20th 2012


136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I think part of my believe that you have a young man of low IQ.

LAD
March 20th 2012


136 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I know you a happy man. These things can also keep your penis to self please?

Bleekill
March 20th 2012


832 Comments


L.A.D. moar liek L.S.D.



KILL
April 24th 2012


81580 Comments


johnny bro review wang chung

deathofasalesman
November 27th 2012


8634 Comments


The 'dog feces' parts almost made crack up during class.



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