Vanessa Carlton
Hear the Bells


3.0
good

Review

by Irving EMERITUS
November 22nd, 2011 | 19 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Down the rabbit hole once more.

A Vanessa Carlton Christmas-themed EP doesn’t sound like a very exciting prospect, does it? But unlike the majority of the other excessively vanilla female singer-songwriter acts currently strewn all over the Billboard Hot 100, Carlton has at least demonstrated some artistic initiative and a rare desire for self-reinvention in recent times. Her fourth studio album Rabbits on the Run, released earlier this year, saw her aim for a sound inspired by – are you ready for this – Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time and Richard Adams's Watership Down. While marrying neutron star collisions and fluffy bunny rabbits is as hackneyed a concept as it reads on paper, in deliberately cutting her songs direct to tape and recruiting a tight-knit team of collaborators – renowned record producer Steve Osborne, The Upwelling guitarist Ari Ingber, and My Morning Jacket drummer Patrick Hallahan among them – Carlton inched herself closer to the kind of thoughtful ornamentation and lush creativity that so often precedes key moments of individual distinction.

But while she still sounds closer to Alanis Morissette than say, Sufjan Stevens, the dreamy and fantastical air of Rabbits on the Run was still a happy development overall, chiefly because for the first time in over half a decade, Carlton actually sounded sincere. Rabbits on the Run's follow-up – the rather mundanely titled Hear the Bells EP – isn’t exactly the next episode in Carlton’s tale of musical growth, but it still gives us something of significant substance to chew over. The brief compendium opens with a reworking of Noël Regney’s and Gloria Shayne Baker’s 1962 Christmas tune “Do You Hear What I Hear”, which is, plainly, a superb decision, as the number’s thoughtful and dreamy tones find themselves jiving perfectly with Carlton’s newfound musical direction. Regney’s desperate plea for peace, originally written amidst the trying times of the Cuban Missile Crisis, is made timeless once again as it nudges right up to a set of simple acoustic swells; it’s unfortunate that the children’s choir makes a slightly-too-precise appearance towards the midsection of the track, giving the entire affair a bit of a perfunctory air.

Elsewhere, Rabbits on the Run stalwart “Hear the Bells” is given a proper makeover: the song is driven by a pulsating, almost temperamental piano riff, and Carlton herself sounds like she’s in the middle of a séance: “Hear the bells, hear the bells,” she insists in a sordidly deadpan tone. Her vague Victorian musings about death, witchdoctors, and stomachaches – already so effective and poignant on Rabbits on the Run – are pulled into their definitive form here on this EP. Unfortunately, the same plaudits simply cannot be granted to the remainder of the EP. Carlton’s cover of John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” is third rate at best, and the acoustic remake of the hugely-overplayed “A Thousand Miles” is not only thoroughly unnecessary, but is also a grim reminder of how soulless Carlton’s pieces can be. To put it very simply: Carlton sounds a lot more convincing when she’s not brandishing her music school chops.

Even though it has been plainly marketed otherwise, the Hear the Bells EP doesn’t really feel like a Christmas-themed release: it’s too brief to spread much of a festive feel and Carlton honestly comes across more easily as an opportunistic composer seeking to exhibit more of that Rabbits on the Run sound than a Santa Claus incarnate. But don’t let that deter you, for this small collection of songs just about manages to stay on the right side of acceptable – even if its latter half is too unapologetically piano pop to appeal to auditory voyeurs and tastemakers.



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Irving
Emeritus
November 23rd 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Reviewing from the middle of the South China Sea, like a boss.

pizzamachine
November 23rd 2011


27145 Comments


Ving my man, those sentences are ridiculously looooong. Good review though.

FromDaHood
November 23rd 2011


9111 Comments


Only 4 songs? Bleh. I'll probably download anyway given my recent 2000's radio kick

Irving
Emeritus
November 23rd 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Hey that's cool! So I guess that means I'm basically The Beast incarnate?



Also - lovin' the unexplained neg.

Zettel
November 23rd 2011


661 Comments


I am impressed that you managed to write four paragraphs for a four track EP. Seriously, I could not do that. You are scary.

toxin.
November 23rd 2011


13036 Comments


if i could fall into the sky

Irving
Emeritus
November 23rd 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Do you think time would pass me by.

Irving
Emeritus
November 23rd 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

The negs! They be disappearin'! o.O

SarahEliz
November 23rd 2011


1 Comments


You people do realize that it's an EP and she's allowed to put out 4 songs? And you do realize that Vanessa isn't even take big into Christmas.. she's actually Jewish.. or doing ordinary things with music?

FromDaHood
November 23rd 2011


9111 Comments


White boyz

Irving
Emeritus
November 23rd 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

You people do realize that it's an EP and she's allowed to put out 4 songs?



...no one was arguing otherwise...?



nd you do realize that Vanessa isn't even take big into Christmas.. she's actually Jewish



Why is this an issue all of a sudden? I merely said that the EP didn't have much of a Christmassy feel, even though it has two blatantly Christmas-themed songs.



or doing ordinary things with music?



LMAO. Listen to more music, hun.

Tyrael
November 23rd 2011


21108 Comments


An amazing Irving review once again

Irving
Emeritus
November 23rd 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Haha, I wouldn't call this amazing writing Ty - far from it, in fact - but the sentiment is much appreciated =)

Tyrael
November 23rd 2011


21108 Comments


I like it so it's amazing dammit don't make me quit my nice guy role just to prove my point... Please.

Tyrael
November 23rd 2011


21108 Comments


does it matter

Gyromania
November 24th 2011


37023 Comments


Brilliantly articulated review, Irv. I think I'll avoid this release, lol. Pos!

Irving
Emeritus
November 24th 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Thanks muchly Gyro =)

iFghtffyrdmns
November 25th 2011


7044 Comments


flawless write up pal. i remember being a wee little lad listening to vanessa williams christmas albums with my mom in mid december every year. an entirely different vanessa but i found it relevant nonetheless.

Irving
Emeritus
November 25th 2011


7496 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Hahahahha LOL iFght you just made my day XD



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