Vorga
Beyond the Palest Star


3.5
great

Review

by pizzamachine USER (626 Reviews)
April 23rd, 2024 | 18 replies


Release Date: 02/25/2024 | Tracklist


This album is definitely okay. An icy sea of black metal riffies swim to your ears and they’re quite a catch. Those melodies are quite pleasant and bring to mind other melodic bands such as Opeth and black metal bands. The way that this is indeed black metal beckoned me to listen to more because I enjoy good black metal. I could have listened to my own music but instead I listened to this because is good. Good metals good. 10/10 Hawks agree.

I played the album while I played Bioshock. An astounding thing occurred: I turned down the tv volume. Bioshock is indeed a very loud game, but also I wanted to listen to the good music that is indeed good from this indeed good album. Indeed, it is very good but unfortunately not memorable enough for me to give a stank face in reaction. If I give that face like I’m farting or in pain, you know the music is good. I know the music is good because is good music. Good musics are goodie like dat.

The fact that I rated this higher than T Swizzle means all Swifties are required to listen to this album. After all those la-di-da T Swizzle tones you could probably use some proper growls in your life. It’ll give you 50% more energy, and you’ll need that to feed your pet goldfish later. You still won’t have as much energy as this drummer though, sorry to say. You are not a contender.

Conclusion: is indeed good music



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pizzamachine
April 23rd 2024


27145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Indeed so good

bloc
April 23rd 2024


70055 Comments


Good to see this get some attention, it's crazy good

NightOnDrunkMountain
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


639 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Great album

Hawks
April 23rd 2024


87337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Gotta jam.

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2024


27145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Indeed

RogueNine
April 23rd 2024


5539 Comments


Whoever negged this, out yourself.

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2024


27145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Their self-entitled Karen attitudes will be revealed if they bitch about stuff so instead they’ll silently shame me like tsk tsk.

bellovddd
April 24th 2024


5821 Comments


the people that neg reviews prob just grumpy their mummy didnt give em desert

pizzamachine
April 24th 2024


27145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

People that neg are terrible people facts 💯

Hawks
April 24th 2024


87337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Same thing happens on literally all of my reviews that people don't agree with the rating such as my last review lol.

pizzamachine
April 24th 2024


27145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Anytime I’m silly in a review (satirical, sarcastic, too funny, too clever, too metaphorical, too poetic, too eclectic, too much swearing, too much fuckery, etc.) I get a neg or two or 40 or get banned or get my Contributor status revoked. It depends how much fun I had writing opinions using creative license. I could conform to standards but I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. I write what I want, that’s the entire purpose of reviewing.

Hawks
April 24th 2024


87337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Fuck yeah bro!!



Almost done with this. Its dece. Band kinda reminds me of Agathodaimon.

pizzamachine
April 24th 2024


27145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Interesting comparison. Agathodaimon slays

Hawks
April 24th 2024


87337 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I hear sublte traces in some of the synth work tbh. This has some great riffs I just can't see myself ever returning. My bar for bm nowadays is super high lol.

Zac124
April 24th 2024


2662 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Cool album and the last few minutes of Magical Thinking were pretty awesome. At the same time though, many other bands have done very similar things to this and did it way better. I don't really see myself coming back to this much as well.

PortalofPerfection
April 24th 2024


3158 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Fun review. Less fun album.

pizzamachine
April 24th 2024


27145 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Tanks, I even predicted Hawks’ rating haha

frozencarl
April 26th 2024


1629 Comments


album has a lot of really dope highs, but then theres just a lot of just okay bits between.

which Bioshock are you playing pizza?



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