38th Parallel
Turn the Tides


1.5
very poor

Review

by metalheadrunner USER (88 Reviews)
January 6th, 2015 | 17 replies


Release Date: 2002 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Take the guitar riffs from P.O.D. Throw in a mix of Mike Shinoda and Chester Bennington for aggressive vocals, then take a dash of Michael Tait and a 90s boy band for clean vocals. Take the experimental elements of Korn and Linkin Park, and a similar lyri

Take the guitar riffs from P.O.D. Throw in a mix of Mike Shinoda and Chester Bennington for aggressive vocals, then take a dash of Michael Tait and a 90s boy band for clean vocals. Take the experimental elements of Korn and Linkin Park, and a similar lyrical approach to Pillar. That is what you get in nu-metal band 38th Parallel. In fairness to the band, this record came out in 2002, which was during the nu-metal era. Give a little more credit to the band because they were probably a great alternate for Christian teenagers whose parents wouldn’t let them listen to something like Limp Bizkit. Unfortunately, that’s really all Parallel has going for them.

Take Hear My Cry. It opens with an experimental tone sounding just like something Korn would use, and a guitar riff that sounds exactly like P.O.D.’s Alive. Vocals are just like Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit, and the faux-screams that are meant to be aggressive sound cheesy and contrived. The whole track sounds ripped off from another nu-metal artist, and it’s super-generic and boring. Enter the rest of the album. The rap in Turn the Tides sounds exactly like Mike Shinoda or Zach de la Rocha, and though it’s not a horrid rap, it’s been done before. The instruments aren’t better, and this track sounds like a Korn/Rage Against the machine-hybrid ripoff. Higher Ground tries to break the tides with more ballad-like territory, with some acoustic guitars and cleanly-played electric guitars. This comes off like a Spoken ripoff, there’s no originality whatsoever, and the sound gets boring quickly. I could go on, but what’s the point? Every song sounds ripped off and contrived on the album.

As a Christian, if you ask if I’m a Christian, I’ll unashamedly tell you “yes.” But if I were to write lyrics, I would keep this opaque and make you work to figure it out, much like Killswitch Engage, August Burns Red, and Project 86. Parallel lacks this subtlety, acknowledging their Christian beliefs in pretty much every song. It gets to where it feels shoved down your throat, even as a Christian, and you begin to wish for lyrical diversity. Well, Parallel did provide a good alternative for worried parents with this, but they didn’t do much else. If you are looking for something to show your kid that has a harder edge but clean lyrics, and don’t have money for Pillar or Spoken, get this. If not, skip this at all costs, you aren’t missing anything.



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metalheadrunner
January 6th 2015


343 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Hey everybody, didn't have time to put up yesterday's review, so that's why there's two today.

TheSonomaDude
January 6th 2015


9075 Comments


LMAO look at the user ratings. Wow, thats something you dont see every day.

trackbytrackreviews
January 6th 2015


3469 Comments


Is this band korean or something

Mutantsnowstorm
January 6th 2015


514 Comments


Dat ratings graph

Jasdevi087
January 6th 2015


8124 Comments


No one can ever rate this album again.

Supercoolguy64
January 6th 2015


11787 Comments


holy shit those ratings
i want to jam this just so i can rate it and ruin the chart

Jasdevi087
January 6th 2015


8124 Comments


Can the mods please lock the votes thanks.

Necrotica
January 6th 2015


10693 Comments


Based on that ratings chart, this must be the most polarizing album of all time

MrMatt767
January 7th 2015


559 Comments


lmao

StallionMang
January 7th 2015


9003 Comments


The first truly subjective album

Snake.
January 7th 2015


25255 Comments


lmfao

TzarChasm
January 8th 2015


279 Comments


Wow, I added this to my listening rotation for the first time in years like a week ago. It's one of those albums I never expected to see reviewed here. I won't rate it as poorly as you did but I admit that it's nothing spectacular. It's just a fairly mellow and entertaining diversion from my typical black and death metal marathons.

StallionMang
January 8th 2015


9003 Comments


"I won't rate it as poorly as you did"

U better not rate it at all

TzarChasm
January 15th 2015


279 Comments


Do you see a score attached to my post?

SharkTooth
February 3rd 2015


14922 Comments


holy shit that ratings chart

TheSonomaDude
February 20th 2015


9075 Comments


Jared Floryan....damn you!

Damn admins should have locked the ratings

Snake.
February 20th 2015


25255 Comments


they can't do that



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