Disfiguring the Goddess
Karnival


3.2
good

Review

by Robert Garland STAFF
January 12th, 2023 | 33 replies


Release Date: 01/07/2023 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Pucker up fuckers!

Most of us want to start the new year with a bang, right? A spectacle of pyrotechnics and pretty lights shot across a pitch-black frame of darkness. Maybe you wanted to celebrate turning over a new leaf with a bang of a different sort—stained sheets and a clawed back, inhibitions gone for a few fleeting seconds; morning filled with the reek of regrets and the possible repercussions a few more months into the year? Personally, I’m miffed thinking that 2023 will somehow be different to the year that preceded it. How could a person like me be at all optimistic that things will suddenly get better? Days on a calendar are painted candy pink in order to offer hope to those who long for it. Karnival’s brush strokes, handled by Disfiguring the Goddess, a one manned slam project from a guy that calls himself Chocolate (or some variation of that brown lumpy shit) blasts in the new year with a succinct twenty-minute EP choc-full of groove, growl, popcorn snare and other turbulent noises…detriment be damned. That is to say, Karnival is a literal blast, a bang and a song for those new year revelers that couldn’t give one fuck for the pretty lights dancing across city landmarks. “Cut the Canvas” is a stroke of filth, readymade to bludgeon the mindless into perverse subversion. A triage of sore necks and opposable thumbs working together to achieve a new weird plane on the same old filth. That said, the likes of “Clutching onto Bondage” and “Below the Water” aren’t new by any means. This isn’t an attempt at innovation—just a karnival ride full of gutturals and interplaying samples. A merry-go-round clusterfuck of riffs and belligerent staples hidden under a mask just as pretty as the sick and twisted manipulator behind it.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2023


18256 Comments

Album Rating: 3.2

Attempt #2. There will not be a third lol.

pizzamachine
January 12th 2023


27132 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Here we go again

In honour of TheSpirit’s memory, I give this album a 3

Pon
Emeritus
January 12th 2023


5986 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

gravity blast from the past here [2]

AnusNballs
January 12th 2023


201 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I get that metal isn’t all that important to him these days, but damn lmao

artiswar
January 12th 2023


13330 Comments


review reads like an autistic soundoff lol. I guess that's what this deserves. Censoring swear words is so fucking cringe it actually hurts my eyes to read

AnusNballs
January 12th 2023


201 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Black earth still rules tho

artiswar
January 12th 2023


13330 Comments


the Arch Enemy album? yeah

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2023


18256 Comments

Album Rating: 3.2

Yeah I could probably edit out the auto censor. I don’t normally do a lot of single para pieces.

dedex
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2023


12785 Comments


here we go again m/

pizzamachine
January 12th 2023


27132 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

review reads like an autistic soundoff lol

The fuck you mean by that?

KrillBoi
January 12th 2023


464 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

A friend recommended this and I really don't like it.

cold
January 12th 2023


6721 Comments


worst fucking album art

FearThyEvil
January 12th 2023


18563 Comments


what in the fuck is that album art?

pizzamachine
January 12th 2023


27132 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Really ugly

Brabiz
January 12th 2023


2195 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Any band who doesn’t put the effort into commissioning album art, and uses ai art like this, doesn’t deserve my time. Kind of sad that the new Nicole Dollanganger record did the same thing as well

KrillBoi
January 12th 2023


464 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Who wants to guess what the prompt was for that abomination?

Pon
Emeritus
January 12th 2023


5986 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

clown doggo uncanny valley?

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
January 12th 2023


18256 Comments

Album Rating: 3.2

But that pop snare hey

Storm In A Teacup
January 13th 2023


45706 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Those 3s be fronting is a member a friendly sputniker or something?

pizzamachine
January 13th 2023


27132 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I enjoyed the album a little bit so 3!



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