The Evpatoria Report
Maar


4.5
superb

Review

by Get Low USER (67 Reviews)
July 6th, 2021 | 21 replies


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: quality post-rock

The Evpatoria Report are a Swiss post-rock band whose original tenure ran from 2002 to 2008. Their name refers to the Crimean city Yevpatoria, where the radio telescope RT-70 P-2500 is used to send messages into space that describe human life, otherwise known as "the Evpatoria message". Their second and final album Maar, refers to a broad, shallow crater caused by a magmatic eruption. It is difficult to put words to the strange and ethereal music that The Evpatoria Report creates – especially since they are entirely instrumental – but the band does a great job at summarizing the general aesthetic of their music with the album titles and song names that they choose.

The Evpatoria Report's instrumental lineup is standard enough for the genre: two guitarists, one bassist, one keyboardist who also plays violin, and a drummer who occasionally dabbles in post-rock's favorite toy, the glockenspiel. Maar is just over an hour long, with four tracks that run between ten and twenty minutes. The opening number, Eighteen Robins Road, features my favorite crescendo buildup of the album right at the beginning. For five minutes and fifteen seconds from the point when one starts the album, some barely audible keyboard drones slowly escalate into some insistent, rhythmic guitar-chugging, with an accompanying snare pattern and cymbal-bell tingling. Finally, at the point when neither the listener nor the musicians can seem to bear the pressure any longer, the drummer finally starts crashing on the bows of his cymbals, and the guitarists let the chord progression ring out in forte.

I'm sad to report that I was unable to procure the significance of the title "Eighteen Robins Road", other than that it's most likely an address. The other three track titles seem to have clear implications of the songs they represent, however. The second track, Dar Now, likely refers to the small Iranian village Now Dar, which according to a 2006 census has a population of 37, with 7 families. As an American, I don't know firsthand what kind of effect the U.S.-Iraq war had on the citizens of European countries, but I get the feeling that this softer and more meandering track on the album was written by these eternally-neutral Switzerland residents as an expression of peace within a small area that is trapped within a country that is a part of a great war.

The third track, Mithridate, refers to a mythical remedy, said to have been invented by Mithridates of Pontus in the 1st century BC, to cure poison. Mithridates himself was often referred to as "The Poison King" due to his affinity for poison. Mithridate mostly consists of a combination of dreamy synth and guitar licks, which eventually lead to a sound clip from a British WWII program. The clip contains a scientist describing the results of an LSD experiment on British soldiers, which I learned upon further investigation was conducted to see if LSD could be used as an effective weapon, or "poison", against opposing troops. A few minutes after the clip ends, the music itself fades into a pool of muddled distortion, which given the context I take to symbolize confusion, or brain fog.

The final track, Acheron, refers to a river in Greece, which in ancient Greek mythology was known as the "river of woe", and was one of the five rivers of the Greek underworld. This track, which is the longest on the album at almost twenty minutes, features a succession of buildups, crescendos, and decrescendos, before settling in the last six minutes with an alleviating succession of soft eighth-note guitar licks, that close this otherwise tumultuous album out with a flicker.

One of the first things I was told in my undergrad creative writing class was to make sure that every sentence works to progress the idea or the plot of the story. While I think Maar is more comparable to a collection of four stories rather than one long novel, this is one of the only post-rock albums I've heard where I feel that every single note lends itself to the greater idea of what each track represents as a whole. The Evpatoria Report dabbles in the strange and unknown in a way that their contemporaries could only dream of replicating (if they weren't so busy trying to emulate the post-apocalyptic musings of Godspeed). Maar is a wholly unique listening experience that I'm sure any fan of post-rock would appreciate.



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Get Low
July 6th 2021


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

My 50th review, and a challenging one it was. Writing about post-rock is no easy task.

Demon of the Fall
July 6th 2021


33657 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Cool review, cool band. Pos.

Golevka struck more of a chord with me, but this is certainly some noteworthy post-rock. The EP is also very good.

Get Low
July 6th 2021


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Thank you, Demon



All of their stuff rules. I hope they end up releasing more material in the future.

Sniff
July 6th 2021


8046 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

It's guud

zaruyache
July 7th 2021


27372 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

i always forget about this band and what they're called.

GhandhiLion
July 7th 2021


17641 Comments


yeah they are pretty forgettable

Get Low
July 7th 2021


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

They're called The Evpatoria Report

zaruyache
July 7th 2021


27372 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

i get them confused with Bark Psychosis, the other post-rock band whose name I always forget and also released two albums and then disappeared.

Get Low
July 7th 2021


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I can see that, although I feel that The Evpatoria Report and Bark Psychosis are both pretty distinct bands in the genre. For me it's all these Godspeed knockoffs like Caspian, Joy Wants Eternity, God is an Astronaut, Explosions in the Sky, etc that all just kind of blend together.

Demon of the Fall
July 7th 2021


33657 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I feel like this band would be harder to incorporate into the punchline of a dad joke, therefore they're easily distinguishable.

anarchistfish
July 7th 2021


30311 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

nice one. about time this got a review

Get Low
July 7th 2021


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ty ty

FabiusPictor202
July 7th 2021


1976 Comments


nice write up GL

Get Low
July 8th 2021


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Thank you. You into post-rock at all?

Artuma
July 8th 2021


32769 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

nice one, this one really needed a review. i've been considering to do it myself but haven't found the inspiration. i'm glad someone else did, pos'd

Get Low
July 8th 2021


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Appreciate it. This album definitely deserved some love.

Get Low
May 20th 2022


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I'm going to mail every person who lives in the US with the address 18 Robins Road a letter that says "hey there's a song about your house check The Evpatoria Report lul"

Artuma
May 20th 2022


32769 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

nice bump, jamming rn

surskit
November 16th 2023


8 Comments


Golevka recently got a repress with New Noise China and Dunk records, FYI. The band are still active, in some way or another!

Get Low
November 17th 2023


14205 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

new music would be hype as shit



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