Half Japanese
Why Not?


1.5
very poor

Review

by former sputnik's home post-punk maester USER (123 Reviews)
January 20th, 2018 | 13 replies


Release Date: 2018 | Tracklist

Review Summary: One sixth Japanese

Half Japanese. At this point in their career saying their name should be enough for you to recognise just what level of quality hides within. Minimal. This has been a long time coming, but I think it is safe to say that Half Japanese is not a good band. The good-to-bad ratio is now so overwhelming that any quality they displayed in the past has been wiped clean.

And now with Why Not the band doesn’t even seem to try to write full songs (let alone decent ones). Yes, throughout this entire album it seems like either one of the key components on each song just gives up for a cut. One song is well played and the production sits well, but the melody is just forgettable (“The Future is Ours”). Other times everything is actually decent, the tune is fine and the instrumental intensity grows on you, but the vocals just seem like Jad Fair is just doing this for the pay check (“Why Not”).

As unfortunate as it is, I don’t believe it is possible to actually expect anything approaching goodness from Half Japanese anymore. This quasi-laid-back style they chose is not working out and hasn’t been working out since the eighties. But Jad Fair insists on keeping it afloat, even though he is slowly, but surely, losing grip on what makes that style worthwhile.

So in the end I believe that the biggest problem not just this album has, but the entire Half Japanese discography, is Jad Fair’s either apathetic, or careless approach to song-writing and compositional work. The musicians enlisted on here actually seem to care, as many songs display actually intriguing instrumental palette and pretty engaging play on musical intensity, but Jad’s melodywork, lazy lyrics and, above all, his dumbing down vocals; bring whatever potential enthusiasm-evoking material there could have been. Thus in the end you have the album’s highlights being only the songs that feature the least of Jad (hello, “A Word to the Wise”, “Zombie Island Massacre” and “Spaceship to Mars”).



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Papa Universe
January 20th 2018


22503 Comments


like anyone was going to listen to this, ugh..

Dewinged
Staff Reviewer
January 20th 2018


32020 Comments


Yeah Uni, I never got these guys, always thought they were pretty mediocre. Good review anyways, pos.

DarkTyler
January 20th 2018


322 Comments


"for the pay check"

*paycheck

BlackMalachite
January 20th 2018


3711 Comments


Holy fuck, these guys have been around since the 70s? Fucking lmao

Papa Universe
January 20th 2018


22503 Comments


Tyler, I really appreciate your proof reading, but in where I'm from, we say "pay check". So that's no mistake, but thank you for caring.

bgillesp
January 20th 2018


8867 Comments


There are a few more spelling/grammar things but pos. Good luck w/ contrib!

Papa Universe
January 20th 2018


22503 Comments


Thank you
And would you mind pointing the errors out?

Dylan620
January 20th 2018


5870 Comments


GOD DAMN YOU HALF-JAPANEEEEEEESE GIRLS

bgillesp
January 20th 2018


8867 Comments


[edit] Cool. Thanks for the clarification

Papa Universe
January 20th 2018


22503 Comments


thank you, and "dumbing down vocals" are any vocals displaying no effort, enthusiasm and/or sound, so much so that it makes teh entire experience irredeemable.. they are so primitive and unevoking any emotion or interest that they dumb down everything around, including you, the listener..

SandwichBubble
January 20th 2018


13796 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Still can't bring myself to give Half Japanese anything lower than a 2.5, I'm just too soft ):

Capitalize "zombie Island Massacre" maybe?

Papa Universe
January 20th 2018


22503 Comments


@Sandwich: thank you, fixed
@Mayhem: it's not really a band even, since Jad Fair dissolved the band and made it his personal project, it's nothing but him enthusiastically ruining potentially great musicians' careers..

GhandhiLion
January 27th 2019


17641 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

what a stinker



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