’’Band’’ line up
I write their role in the band has written in the booklet… This was the lineup 3 years ago
Lord Sabathan-Lead vuxum and 4 strings devastation
Nornagest-666 string mutilation and background voxum
Nerath Daemon-666 strings strangulations
Alsvid-blasphemik machine gun
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Pros
-Funniest sound that ever passed through my ears
-Extreme black metal fans will be in love with these guys.
Cons
-You’ll have a headache after 2 or 3 songs
-they take themselves way too serious
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My friend have an uncle who loves metal. He likes stuff like metallica, slayer, megadeth but stuff like
Enthroned too. My friend bought that record for 25 bucks, but he was really happy of it. Instead of being music, I think that this record is a joke. A pretty good joke. But wait there. Now I don’t want to insult black metal fans and I respect those who likes this band but even if this is not the genre of music that I like, I can tell that this isn’t good music. I can tell that a rap record can be good or bad, even if I don’t like the genre. That is my opinion, everybody must not agree with me. OK, so this joke is actually all notes played individually super fast with… ‘’leads’’. The vocals seems like a dying baby who’s trying to scream something by crying. The machine guns, has they call it, is double-bass drum has fast has he can play it with snare has fast has he can play it and cymbals has loud has he can destroy them. Some songs are really funny if you take a look at the ‘’lyrics’’… And notice that the vocals and lyrics doesn’t always fit in time. SO here are the songs that makes me laugh in this album: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Track reviews
Jehova desagration- The title says it all… Begins by a sentence which is like: Cut in slice the son of God, thorns around his bloody hands
Nails through his skull...***ed by his cross
thousand spears piercing his lambs
All his reasons are lost, torture in filthy sands...
I think that these lyrics are really funny but it is even funnier when you hear the ‘’voxum’’ that sings them.
Diabolic force- This is like monkeys trying to reproduce an artwork. Diabolic force is: a baby playing drums, a guitar in a pool and vocals that don’t fits in time. Really cool.
Graced by evil blood- This one is my favourite on this album. The lyrics are so funny that instead of writing more songs review, I’ll put the entire songs out there. And, notice that the song begins by someone praying. So here the songs goes: [Epilogue:]
"Versailles, anno Sathana 1666, Louis XIV the most powerful sovereign prevail,
when darkness falls upon the kingdom, the court`s descending within
the palace vaults, gathering for morbid rites"
Let`s start the ritual!!!
Dame Monvoisin, midwife from the Black Order, abortionist, dark masses organiser.
From the bourgeoisie, you brang many believers,
"obscure daughter thou art the matter of my dreams, seduce me with your poison,
infilter my veins"
Montespan, your favourite, her filter was prepared, to satiate her hunger of forbidden love,
a mixture of blood, fetus and goat sperm, gave her sexual voracity with the sun king
and made her "whore to the court".
Three times the dark mass took place for her, in secret the novice was brought to the hut,
in secret where Abbot Mariette awaited...bring forth the innocent victim!!!
"Astaroth, Asmodeus, princes of relations,
I implore you to accept the sacrifice I offer you, In exchange your servent ask the attention
of His Majesty!"
[Lead: Nornagest]
[Lead: N.Daemon]
"To be honoured by all princes and lords of France...
and that nothing I may ask either for my family or servants, will be denied"
Christianity hounded five hundered of your converts, executed or exiled.
After two decades that the pacts were sealed,
your wishes for Montespan forever active will stay.
She was...as all your converts were...
She was...GRACED BY EVIL BLOOD!!!
GRACED BY EVIL BLOOD!!!
[Lead: Nornagest]
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I hope that you liked my review and don’t forget to take a look on my others reviews and write a comment. Also, if you like ridiculous stuff, you must buy this album. And if you are a fan of this group, buy it too.
