Robot Bachelor   The Third House Boat Album
3.6
great
Release Date: 2017
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5.0 classicHep Kat | April 3rd 17

"The Third House Boat album sounds like
Descendents for the 21st Century and there's a
song called 'Night Bird.' 1- Awful" -
Jacoffqueefbum, Staff Reviewer,
Sputnikmusic.com


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4.5 superbAlabaster Jones | March 23rd 17

"I don't wanna die today (if I say it enough, I'll believe it)"; and so opens The Third House Boat Album, an album as fun as it is compelling and relatable as it is catchy. It's only nineteen minutes long, but Robot Bachelor makes sure each and every second is spent with that most endearing and infectious of pop punk, with some phenomenal production and some really awesome lyrics. The lyrics here really take things up a notch (and I say that as someone who isn't too huge on lyrics) just because of how funny ("Mary Lopez, Mary Mary Lopez, we'll never make out, and that's f*cking dumb") or relatable ("Everything fades away, everything sucks today, oh I'm not okay, and I don't know why") they are. It gives a very youthful feel to the music, and even though these guys are in their early thirties and clearly having a mid-life crisis, it sounds like a bunch of goofballs playing the tunes they wrote in high-school, only the tunes are incredible. Needless to say, if you're in need of a pop punk speedball that is both immediately gratifying and demanding of re-listens, this is the record for you.

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0.0 griff | April 3rd 17

replace the vocalist and this is probably a 3 tbh

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3.0 goodSoundgroves | November 8th 21
4.0 excellentmoshforjesus | October 28th 17
4.5 superbRickey Henderson | October 23rd 17
4.0 excellentAshtrayMonument | October 23rd 17
3.0 goodeloimayano | May 18th 17
1.0 awfulPon EMERITUS | April 22nd 17
2.5 averageBlazinBlitzer | March 25th 17
4.5 superbbungy | March 15th 17

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