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| 0.0 | emester | November 12th 15 |
Do you remember the times in elementary school art class where you would try to mix all the colors of paint and
only end up with a substance that looks like the product of fecal fluid? Imagine that in sonic form and you get
this... thing. I even hesitate to call this constructed or coherent, as even on a good audio setup, I just hear a mess
of noise with only the faintest bit of structure keeping this record just barely classifiable as music. With all that
being said, Typhonian Wormholes manages to do what I thought was impossible and knock Plague Phalanx off
the podium of my shit list of 2015.
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| 0.0 | Black Daimon | November 7th 15 |
Worst album of the year. Should be re-titled: "How many artificial distortion filters can we run these songs through?" Legit just sounds like someone's made some really bad raw metal tracks and just layered dozens of distortions filters over them on Garageband. This isn't a new level of extremity, this isn't pushing the boundaries. This is the most regressive form "raw" metal. Listen to Grave Upheaval or Teitanblood if you really want to hear groundbreaking bands that push the folds of death metal to new extremes. Give this trite a pass.
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| 0.0 | Xenophanes EMERITUS | November 13th 15 |
Idk I thought this was a neat slice of
craziness. It's tetragrammacide releasing an
experimental metal ep I mean what did you
really expect?
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| 4.0 excellent | Kleeg | November 3rd 23 |
| 3.0 good | blou52 | December 13th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Elynna | November 14th 17 |
| 2.5 average | Pon EMERITUS | May 1st 17 |
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