Darkthrone
Goatlord


5.0
classic

Review

by pissbore USER (10 Reviews)
June 6th, 2015 | 134 replies


Release Date: 1996 | Tracklist

Review Summary: blatho will rise again

THE FOLLOWING WORDS ARE THE DIVINE WORDS OF FALLEN USER HEADPHONES:

"Darkthrone is one of those kingdoms that had been battling my Lord solely for the purpose of ceasing the pure light and wanting to cast the darkness into every living being that still had a divinity in them, year after year. We had struggled to keep the light not waning, but to be forever shining, to preserve the love in the river of violet and save my Lord's truest words and faith from their pestiferous abominable plague.

This one is arguably the most blasphemous craft they had ever created, First conjured in 1990-1991, but was postponed due to its apparent destructive wicked forces that almost no one could handle(save only us that could / can handle), so it came to past that this album was left out in the deepest pit of darkness of the abyss until it began to reemerge again gradually in 1994, now it had some wailing banshee's voices in it, and some disgusting thunderous growlings created the unimaginably horrendous psychotic demonic's atmosphere, mortals could ever imagine or could ever hear, some tiding said that while was in the abyss the craft had been possessed by the fallen legions dwelling in its essence made the blasphemy movements be more filth and more vile, then not long afterwards the craft had perfectly dubbed the tangible hellish experience in 1996 to every single creature that was stumbled upon it.

Hearing that, We tried with every majestic power of ours to stop the wickedness by fighting it, but it was no use knowing that its metal's essence was more of death than a black, the structural forces were too raw to split, and its dark tempest riffs were suffocating and crushing every light of ours, the drums were slow, but constant and unsettled, stomping out blasphemy on our spirits and burning us with the flames of desolation. Almost lost did we, but with the power of light that shining bright, that unwholesome did finally we overcome, The insanity of the Goatlord was consumed by the eternal light of our love, our might.

Now, it shall come to pass that the darkness hath becometh the light, for the love is our glorious Might that turns even every wickedness into holiness, Dread into bread, Death into Life, and Goatlord into Blatho, the Guardian of the Lord's words"



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pissbore
June 6th 2015


12778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Blatho RIP

TheSpirit
Emeritus
June 6th 2015


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Who would neg this

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
June 6th 2015


11565 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Literally can't pos any harder



album rules m/

Psynuts
June 6th 2015


373 Comments


3 negs?

Alastor
June 6th 2015


2151 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Lifestylez ov Blatho

Hawks
June 6th 2015


87109 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Pos'd hard. m/

pissbore
June 6th 2015


12778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Blatho lives!

YakNips
June 6th 2015


20098 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

probably the best review ive ever read

MoosechriS
June 6th 2015


6353 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Goatlord urgh m/

EvoHavok
June 6th 2015


8078 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I still can't quite get the "apparent destructive wicked forces" of this abominable album, but review is epic.

pissbore
June 6th 2015


12778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Haard

piroga84
June 6th 2015


363 Comments


and the light shall set you free bro
pos'd

pissbore
June 6th 2015


12778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Bump 4 blatho

Tunaboy45
June 6th 2015


18424 Comments


Nice review

pissbore
June 6th 2015


12778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The last paragraph makes me cry tbh

FlyheadMetal
June 7th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

haha i think this is a terrible album with a amazing name

yuneek
June 7th 2015


306 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

this is on par with nespithe if not way better

MeatSalad
June 7th 2015


18566 Comments


they're right side up if you truly believe in yourself

pissbore
June 7th 2015


12778 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I believe in blatho

BigPleb
June 7th 2015


65784 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Best review and album has beastly drumming.



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