The Lonely Island
The Wack Album


2.5
average

Review

by pizzamachine USER (626 Reviews)
July 19th, 2023 | 14 replies


Release Date: 2013 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Not incredibad, but pretty whack, dawg.

The Lonely Island are an iconic group of jokey jokers. Collaborating with every famous singer in existence, they would make catchy songs and capture the guffahs of millions, with absurd lyrics and yell-rapping (mostly yelling on a beat, but not in a cool Rage Against The Machine way). Then something happened: they became derivative. This is the story of their third album, the album that was but wasn’t.

It is a short story. You see, gathering every known celebrity to sing on tracks is only hilarious for so long. Just as terrible rapping is funny until it is terrible to listen to. For example, YOLO has a solid chorus and funny lyrics, but the rapping is unbearable. The song is bolstered and sounds good with the presence of a famous singer. You’ll find that a common theme, and it’s the only thing keeping the album worthy of bringing ears to for an extended period.

The music involves hip-hop and ridiculous or sexual lyrics. Same ol’ for the group, but tiresome after two albums due to the unpleasant-toned parody rapping. They start to sound like one-trick bronies in this release. Slick production allows beats much needed bang, but the cringe rapping remains.

The lyrics are unbelievable or too much sometimes: “never go in saunas cause they’re crawlin’ with piranhas”. What? In the same album they will claim they want to bang women but can’t because of their wife, and then in other songs brag about shagging hoes. Looking up back stories of songs will not make the first listen less baffling. It makes you long for simpler times and simpler lyrics, like when they rapped about Jack Sparrow or being on a boat. This album is focused on being as goofball as possible to the point of lyrics contradicting themselves — an unforgivable consequence.

You can go wrong with this album, because it is The Lonely Island’s music on autopilot. The few decent choruses are not enough to inflate an otherwise soulless product. They’ve created this music before, and much better in the two previous albums. The production is slick, but the songs themselves stink of lack of ingenuity and effort. Nonetheless, a few laughs are had, and if all you want are some dumb laughs have at her.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pizzamachine
July 19th 2023


27126 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The review is here. Remember this album? Lols

vult
July 19th 2023


2307 Comments


Never found Lonely Island funny, though I’m not a huge SNL guy.

Andy Samburg is funny when he isn’t trying so hard

Kompys2000
Emeritus
July 19th 2023


9428 Comments

Album Rating: 2.6

Love spring break anthem but a lot of this just flat sucks. Opener is so goddamn irritating

SMOKEDOPE
July 19th 2023


137 Comments


Like a baus

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
July 19th 2023


4736 Comments


Never found Lonely Island funny [2]

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping was hilarious though

BitterJalapenoJr
Contributing Reviewer
July 19th 2023


1027 Comments


I always hated these guys despite the majority of my friends finding them hilarious.

pizzamachine
July 19th 2023


27126 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Fair enough y’all

BitterJalapenoJr
Contributing Reviewer
July 19th 2023


1027 Comments


Always enjoy a pizza review regardless of my own thoughts on the music being analysed.

DadKungFu
Staff Reviewer
July 19th 2023


4736 Comments


[2]

pizzamachine
July 19th 2023


27126 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

[3]

I mean, thanks guys

Sowing
Moderator
July 19th 2023


43944 Comments


Incredibad was a lot of fun back in the day

Feel like they got stale really fast after that

pizzamachine
July 19th 2023


27126 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Truly, so fast

bellovddd
July 20th 2023


5802 Comments


i'm on a boat and dick in a box is funny. but everything else these dudes have done is midddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
July 28th 2023


11974 Comments


Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping was hilarious though [2]

Shame it didn’t do so well



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