Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
review = FUN
playing the tropes = VALID
album = GARBAGE
the tropes themselves = GAY
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
[coming soon: link to personality quiz that will REVEAL which of the four YOU ARE]
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Album Rating: 4.0
pfffffffft
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Album Rating: 3.5
Your soundoff sucks and makes no sense
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
well damn do u need the annotated version
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Album Rating: 3.5
Yea gonna need a translator for this one, Johnnisian to English pls
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Album Rating: 4.0
"well ur here bitch"
lmfao
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Album Rating: 4.0
Johnny the gears have begun to turn. Take shelter
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
the car is a 3rd hand prius because it is dispensable industrialised jank appropriate to this album's sound
the wheel is a steering wheel and not a wheel-wheel because it goes nowhere and is only as good as the hands turning it (which is tbf deeper engagement with the metaphor than intended fuck whoops)
main boi is maybe too lazy to get out and help his gf because he is obnoxious as is the shrill overproduced jank on this irritating record
the bread he simps for is very fucking white because he basic
his gf is secretly relieved he ain't making taste-based choices in that supermkt bc he do be a distasteful SOB
he is a fictional consoomer to help visualise this record's natural habitat. his gf is there to remind us that lol he is most definitely a dude
anything not covered?
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
my arse hurts someone run me the fuck over
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
uh
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Album Rating: 4.1
Don't try to understand it's not worth it
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"someone run me the fuck over"
do we use the 3rd hand prius?
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Album Rating: 3.0
feel like this is missing something
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
drive the 3.0 prius
drive it
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Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off
Do people just get inherently butthurt when people enjoy something and they don’t? Is all this contrarianism just a form of FOMO?
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Album Rating: 3.5
did everyone see the tweet or is this old news
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Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off
i am butthurt at the carte blanche this site offers to brain-erasingly dull core yes
what is the tweet
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Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off
this is good solid fun
does not reinvent the wheel though
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Album Rating: 3.5
Hopeless Portrait brings the noise holy shit
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